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Posted at: 10/14/09 09:05 PM
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So I found out today that my last girlfriend just got engaged. That make the last 4 girlfriends I've had end up getting engaged to the next person they date. I'm starting to think I may have some "good luck chuck" karma going on and it starting to suck. Advice?
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Posted at: 10/14/09 09:06 PM
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No worry, I'm sure Combat Barbie over there couldn't possibly amount to you.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 10:56 PM
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At 10/14/09 09:05 PM, KennyD wrote: So I found out today that my last girlfriend just got engaged.
Is this not some crappy Dane Cook movie?
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Posted at: 10/14/09 11:06 PM
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Can I rub your dick for luck?
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Posted at: 10/15/09 12:08 AM
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shoot your self and i bet they will all get divorced.
Posted at: 10/15/09 12:10 AM
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Bang some fat chick to see if it's true.
Works for me :P
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Posted at: 10/15/09 12:13 AM
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At 10/15/09 12:08 AM, quagmire690 wrote: shoot your self and i bet they will all get divorced.
I agree. An heroing is your best bet here.
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Posted at: 10/15/09 05:53 AM
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Well that sucks, if you still had feelings for any of them, otherwise you could use this in picking up chicks, say "hey babe, sleep with me and you'll find the man of your dreams"....
wait, wasn't this a movie?
Posted at: 10/15/09 06:19 AM
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Reminds me of Clerks
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Posted at: 10/15/09 09:18 AM
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Or laugh about it. Both have potential.
Posted at: 10/15/09 09:19 AM
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At 10/14/09 11:06 PM, gibleto wrote: Can I rub your dick for luck?
Screw that, I'll suck his dick for luck.
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Posted at: 10/15/09 11:30 AM
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How about we go on a date sometime.
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Posted at: 10/15/09 11:33 AM
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At 10/14/09 10:56 PM, W35 wrote: At 10/14/09 09:05 PM, KennyD wrote: So I found out today that my last girlfriend just got engaged.Is this not some crappy Dane Cook movie?
It wasn't too bad, but not his best.
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Posted at: 10/15/09 11:44 AM
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Your looking up your ex on blog sites?
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