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Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 11:37:36 Reply

So this morning I woke up to a black bear staring at me through my window. I tried to call for help but my phone wasn't working for odd reasons this morning, so I tried scaring it away by throwing garbage at it's cubs. Bad move on my part, Momma started growling at me and started coming down from the tree it was in. 2 hours later the bear finally leaves my house with it's 3 cubs because one of my neighbours started firing off his gun. Here's a pic of it in my tree. It's not the best shot since I tried to take the pic with my web cam.

Holy shit! Bear at my window!

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 11:38:30 Reply

well, fuck that

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 11:38:52 Reply

squirt it with lemonade

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 11:40:44 Reply

Wow - I get upset when raccoons go through my trash at night. I can't imagine waking up to find a humongous bear hanging out in my backyard.

Was it there for your garbage? Or was it just passing through?

Also, any more shots of this monstrous foe?


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 11:43:50 Reply

you should have just left that picnic basket outside, he would have taken it, and would have been on his way before anyone would have even noticed.


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 11:44:29 Reply

At 10/14/09 11:40 AM, Timmy wrote:
Was it there for your garbage? Or was it just passing through?

I'm guessing just passing through since my trash was untouched.

Also, any more shots of this monstrous foe?

Not really I couldn't a good shot of it since my girl was in my way alot.

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 11:45:15 Reply

I bet you jizzed in your pants when you looked out.


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 11:48:36 Reply

I just read in another thread that throwing your cellphone at it should help...


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:08:10 Reply

You are not to attack the cubs. The mother bear will kill you because of what you did.


Well we were dumb enough to think it was gonna happen.

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:10:52 Reply

OMG, I would have shit myself if I saw that. Where do you live?? Near a forest?

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:23:02 Reply

Guys if bears weren't so dangerous wouldn't want one? Who agrees?

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:24:55 Reply

That's pretty freaky, I'm sure that never happened to me.


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:26:42 Reply

I really want to say it's fake, but it might actually be real. Fucking wow if it's real though, good thing it didn't smell you or any food to it's liking in your house.


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:29:35 Reply

At 10/14/09 11:37 AM, FurryFox wrote: Stuff

Can i just say, did you close your window once you saw it? It could have wriggled or blasted it's way through that bad-boy of a crevasse.

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:41:29 Reply

Talk about waking up on the wrong side of the bed.


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:44:49 Reply

At 10/14/09 12:43 PM, Davidzx wrote: well since theres barely anything to make out from the photo. If your smart ,you would lock the place up tight.

Of course, because a locked door will stop a fully grown blackbear.

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:55:47 Reply

At 10/14/09 11:37 AM, FurryFox wrote: pic

When you see it you will shit bricks

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 12:56:53 Reply

set it on fire then hit it with a stick


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 13:02:43 Reply

At 10/14/09 12:44 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Of course, because a locked door will stop a fully grown blackbear.

I laughed hard at this.


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 13:03:06 Reply

i would go there and yelled at him
thats would really worked

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 13:19:41 Reply

Shouldn't keep all those pic-a-nic baskets lyin around and in the tree tops.

Seriously though, when I went to my aunt and uncles for Thanksgiving they had black bear tracks in their backyard, by the end of the night there were more fresh tracks by everyone's vehicles. It's entirely possible if you live in the right area

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 13:26:56 Reply

I got an idea you should have shot it from a distance leaving three cubs to fend for themselves without their mother to protect them >:)
Or killed one of the cubs it would've scared the shit out of the mother and she'd be pissed because her kids head asploded and nobody could've stopped it from asploding.

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 13:31:13 Reply

BEST BEAR VIDEO EVER!


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 13:50:38 Reply

At 10/14/09 12:44 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Of course, because a locked door will stop a fully grown blackbear.

^This^

And how am I supposed to believe that this, on the General BBS, is real?
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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 13:55:30 Reply

At 10/14/09 01:31 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote: BEST BEAR VIDEO EVER!

The side view with the big BANG as he fell almost made my sides split lol bears... so ignorant


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 14:00:18 Reply

It's Ultrabear!


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 14:02:54 Reply

I'm sure it just wanted some kibbles.

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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 14:03:41 Reply

At 10/14/09 01:31 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote: BEST BEAR VIDEO EVER!

Damn, he survived. Electrocution and a huge fall. Bears are tough dudes.


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 14:12:37 Reply

Holy Shit. Tree Bear watches you in your sleep.


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Response to Holy shit! Bear at my window! 2009-10-14 14:38:34 Reply

The Russians are coming.


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