Holy shit! Bear at my window!

[FurryFox]

So this morning I woke up to a black bear staring at me through my window. I tried to call for help but my phone wasn't working for odd reasons this morning, so I tried scaring it away by throwing garbage at it's cubs. Bad move on my part, Momma started growling at me and started coming down from the tree it was in. 2 hours later the bear finally leaves my house with it's 3 cubs because one of my neighbours started firing off his gun. Here's a pic of it in my tree. It's not the best shot since I tried to take the pic with my web cam.

[megakill]

well, fuck that

[Timmy]

Wow - I get upset when raccoons go through my trash at night. I can't imagine waking up to find a humongous bear hanging out in my backyard.

Was it there for your garbage? Or was it just passing through?

Also, any more shots of this monstrous foe?

[jmalouin7]

you should have just left that picnic basket outside, he would have taken it, and would have been on his way before anyone would have even noticed.

[FurryFox]

At 10/14/09 11:40 AM, Timmy wrote:
Was it there for your garbage? Or was it just passing through?

I'm guessing just passing through since my trash was untouched.

Also, any more shots of this monstrous foe?

Not really I couldn't a good shot of it since my girl was in my way alot.

[Quinny]

I bet you jizzed in your pants when you looked out.

[Erty]

I just read in another thread that throwing your cellphone at it should help...

[ToddM]

You are not to attack the cubs. The mother bear will kill you because of what you did.

[PeterM]

OMG, I would have shit myself if I saw that. Where do you live?? Near a forest?

[ilikeblamingcrap]

Guys if bears weren't so dangerous wouldn't want one? Who agrees?

[Tribal]

That's pretty freaky, I'm sure that never happened to me.

[Lost-Chances]

I really want to say it's fake, but it might actually be real. Fucking wow if it's real though, good thing it didn't smell you or any food to it's liking in your house.

[PeterM]

At 10/14/09 11:37 AM, FurryFox wrote: Stuff

Can i just say, did you close your window once you saw it? It could have wriggled or blasted it's way through that bad-boy of a crevasse.

[SkyArtist]

Talk about waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

[Tiboron94]

set it on fire then hit it with a stick

[SCUD14]

At 10/14/09 12:44 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Of course, because a locked door will stop a fully grown blackbear.

I laughed hard at this.

[MarutaAdrian]

i would go there and yelled at him
thats would really worked

[irishiweredrunk]

I got an idea you should have shot it from a distance leaving three cubs to fend for themselves without their mother to protect them >:)
Or killed one of the cubs it would've scared the shit out of the mother and she'd be pissed because her kids head asploded and nobody could've stopped it from asploding.

[xHaLLuCiN8x]

BEST BEAR VIDEO EVER!

[RainRipe]

At 10/14/09 12:44 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Of course, because a locked door will stop a fully grown blackbear.

^This^

And how am I supposed to believe that this, on the General BBS, is real?

[Chimp-eat-me]

At 10/14/09 01:31 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote: BEST BEAR VIDEO EVER!

The side view with the big BANG as he fell almost made my sides split lol bears... so ignorant

[Elder]

I'm sure it just wanted some kibbles.

[SkyArtist]

At 10/14/09 01:31 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote: BEST BEAR VIDEO EVER!

Damn, he survived. Electrocution and a huge fall. Bears are tough dudes.

[Xavierthewarlord]

Holy Shit. Tree Bear watches you in your sleep.

[Falonefal]

The Russians are coming.

[psychomilkman]

At 10/14/09 12:55 PM, EgoistXIV wrote:

At 10/14/09 11:37 AM, FurryFox wrote: pic

When you see it you will shit bricks

freaky reflection

I saw a creepy face :x

[tarahloveshentai]

Where the hell do you live?

I think it's best to not even bother scaring off a bear with cubs because the mom will just fucking eat you.

Thank god for your neighbor and his guns of freedom.

[TehdeShite]

Why does everyone freak when they see tehdeshite?

[Snuff]

I want a bear

[AlphaCentauri]

He just wanted a friend, I bet if you had given him some treats he would have let you ride him.

Nah, but my uncle lives out in the woods and he said he was sitting out on his front porch and a bear just strolled up onto his porch and sniffed around. Bears are scary.