How should I get back at my brother

[geterkikzkid]

My fucking brother pissed me off yesterday! (He's an immature 21 year old)

He stole my trash can then threw literal shit in it.
Being pissed off, I yelled at him. Then he responded by crushing my new Newgrounds poster that I haven't even hung on the wall yet. (I was waiting to buy a frame for it)

How the hell can I get him back?
Respond!

[Sizzlebuzz]

Punch him in the balls as hard as you can.

[geterkikzkid]

At 10/14/09 09:30 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Punch him in the balls as hard as you can.

I did shoot 'em w/ a stomp rocket once. (As payback for something else) It was hilarious.

At 10/14/09 09:30 AM, citricsquid wrote: fuck his mother

We don't have one.

[jmalouin7]

At 10/14/09 09:33 AM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 10/14/09 09:30 AM, citricsquid wrote: fuck his mother

We don't have one.

Father perhaps?

If that doesn't work just ruin something he owns.

[geterkikzkid]

At 10/14/09 09:35 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

If that doesn't work just ruin something he owns.

That poster was precious to me, Any advice on what to ruin?

[jmalouin7]

At 10/14/09 09:36 AM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 10/14/09 09:35 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

If that doesn't work just ruin something he owns.

That poster was precious to me, Any advice on what to ruin?

Clearly something precious to him, and something that costs twice as much.

This is probably the worst advice i could give someone :\

[geterkikzkid]

At 10/14/09 09:38 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

At 10/14/09 09:36 AM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 10/14/09 09:35 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

If that doesn't work just ruin something he owns.

That poster was precious to me, Any advice on what to ruin?

Clearly something precious to him, and something that costs twice as much.

This is probably the worst advice i could give someone :\

Hmm, I'll break his face. (Although it probably costs less than half of the posters price.)

[MarutaAdrian]

cut his penis and force him to eat it
just kiddin`

[brewbeer]

Cook him an omlette or piza full of your pubes.

[HighWay]

Aren't posters like, $5? It's not like he broke something of real value.

[gamejunkie]

Ignore the cunt, (excuse my french) , act like it does'nt matter at all, that will piss him off the most, he will only have gratification if you show him you are pissed off. Then fuck him over behind his back and without his knowledge, steal something of his and make it disappear, then of course deny any knowledge of having done it. Like your not the revenge kind of guy right. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

[Jesuslizard]

Rape him.

[geterkikzkid]

At 10/14/09 10:24 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Aren't posters like, $5? It's not like he broke something of real value.

$10 + Shipping and Handling.
Shipping is more than five bucks.

I was also saving it for when I get my own house.

[Oliver]

Shit in his mouth when he's sleeping.

[Quinny]

At 10/14/09 10:39 AM, Lagamuffin wrote: Shit in his mouth when he's sleeping.

Yeah, that'll show him!

[geterkikzkid]

At 10/14/09 10:38 AM, mamatequila wrote: Achieve more in life than he does.

Like what?
(I do have more knowledge than him, he doesn't even know what a quarter of a quarter is)

He is a bit successful though. He is the President of Scorers (The first responders of the area)
Some firefighter guy, works for the college, goes to college, has a shitload of certifications, but... he also has a job in fast food.

All I am is a knowledge junkie with electronic logic (Software and hardware) and art. With no recognition!
The best I've had are complements, One graphic arts teacher from a vocational school was talking to someone and referred to me as "One of the most intelligent People I know."

You know what? I'm gonna make this a different subject, I should succeed in life, but I'm a lazy asshole!

[Tott]

Sharpen a peice of wood, dip it in shit and then slash his stomach. Then strangle him with his own intestines.

[Tiboron94]

shit on his car

[ilikeblamingcrap]

Be nice to him. He'll go fucking crazy because your being nice for no reason. You'll be good and make him insane at the same time so it's good for you conscience.

[geterkikzkid]

At 10/14/09 11:19 AM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Be nice to him. He'll go fucking crazy because your being nice for no reason. You'll be good and make him insane at the same time so it's good for you conscience.

He won't give a fuck. (He's too stupid to notice)

[ilikeblamingcrap]

At 10/14/09 11:21 AM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 10/14/09 11:19 AM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Be nice to him. He'll go fucking crazy because your being nice for no reason. You'll be good and make him insane at the same time so it's good for you conscience.

He won't give a fuck. (He's too stupid to notice)

fuck.... then shit in his thrash can in through it on his head.

[killerjeff]

Tell him he's dumb.

[PeterM]

Make him watch Das Boot, in it's entirety. The brain-damage alone will get him back.

[BerzerkingApe]

Take his pillow and take a dump in it.

Quite the suprise that'll be!

[PeterM]

At 10/14/09 12:14 PM, BerzerkingApe wrote: Take his pillow and take a dump in it.

Quite the suprise that'll be!

Unless he's the guy from Chomp. In which case he will relish the situation.

[nitrogyen]

borrow his dvds-never give them back-do something to them(break)

[Chimp-eat-me]

As he eats his morning cereal, start pissing in his bowl as if you're just using the toilet.

When he jumps and yells, try to get him in the eye.

You may want to run after but that's your call

[gman12]

Grab his co-

One of the best ways to do it is to spit on him when he's not looking.... like watching T.V, walk up behing him and drool on his back or something... and keep doing until he flips and asks why your spitting on him... then punch him in the balls and loogie on his face.