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At 10/14/09 10:51 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Life is a lemon, and I want my money back!

10 points if anyone knows the artist who sang this song.

Meatloaf.
If life gives you lemons, detonate.

When life gives you lemons, consider this a great opportunity to make a career in the lemonade business.

First, you have to cost out the recipe. You have the lemons for free, so you can now upcharge on sugar and water used to make the lemonade. Also take into account the cost of the stand, cups, employee wages, and advertising.

Then you need a prime location, like somewhere in the Deep South where it's hot most of the time. Your clientel will have no choice but to drink your lemonade.

Hopefully, you can then start earning more money as your base of clients builds, and someone may offer to franchise your stand.

When life gives you lemons pee!!

When life gives you lemons, fuck em!

When life gives you lemons, apply the juice to your wounds!

When life gives you lemons, you suck them hard.

When life gives you lemons trickle the juice into your eyes.

When life gives you lemons, wonder how a non - existant, Shapeless, matterless word for exisistance gave you them in the first place.

Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.

Cookie for those who know the origin of that sentence.

When life gives you lemons, piss your special brand of lemonade on them. :D

Make war, not love

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons.

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD.

At 10/14/09 10:55 AM, Lunaful wrote: When life gives you Lenin...... prepare for Stalin!

HA

when life gives you lemons say fuck the lemons and bail

name that movie >.>

When life gives you Lenin, enjoy your dictatorship of the proletariat.

Don't put all of your eggs in one basket, carrier bags have been invented.

You can't teach an old dog new sandwiches.

Weren't expecting that now where ya?

Also, I found this picture and it made me fucking hungry, here.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons and use the juice to write out a better saying on the sidewalk.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon martini.

At 10/14/09 08:56 AM, wedgeman wrote: Demand a refund!

Come on everybody; twist all saying! Let's see what you've got!

you kick a phew people in the balls