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wedgeman

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Posted at: 10/14/09 08:56 AM

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Demand a refund!

Come on everybody; twist all saying! Let's see what you've got!

And thus defy, the tyrannous stars...
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At 10/14/09 08:56 AM, wedgeman wrote: Demand a refund!

Come on everybody; twist all saying! Let's see what you've got!

The Problems of today, Yesterday!


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Lemons left you bitter? politicsparty.org

Couldn't resist it what with the threads title and all.

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Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level, and rape you.

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far out groovy peace freakin' out freak be cool make love not war pass puff puff...

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with life gives you Lennon, his Solo carrer will be much better than Pual's.

When life gives you Lemons...

"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
- Chuck Jones
Mr-Anderson The X-Men kidnap some guy's dad.

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At 10/14/09 09:42 AM, homor wrote: with life gives you Lennon, his Solo carrer will be much better than Pual's.

fuck you, John.

When life gives you Lemons...

im not homor's alt.

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Make Lemonade. NO J/K make a sweet ass girl on girl porn movie.


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Prinzy2

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Life hasn't given me any lemons since I shoved them up it's ass last time.
That reminds me though, I'm running out of limes.

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Gagsy

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Fool me once dick in my mouth, fool me twice dick in my ass.

Did your life flash before your eyes?
Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.

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When life gives you lemons shout "Fuck you life! I ordered Granny Smith Apples!" Then cut life on the chest and squeeze lemon juice into it. That'll teach 'em. Stupid life.


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Life is a lemon, and I want my money back!

10 points if anyone knows the artist who sang this song.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the cashier and find the nearest wet floor sign and chuck that at the employee too. They won't be giving you anymore lemons.

The Can Man has come to liberate all your soda cans. Release them now, or pay the price at the end of his starchy can hands. You have been warned...

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When life gives you lemons trespass on its property and piss on its clothes.

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When life gives you Lenin...... prepare for Stalin!

When life gives you Lemons...

I <3 Luna Lovegood. Lunaful Is Awkwardly Honest.
Lunaful is on Rooster Teeth too!
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homor

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At 10/14/09 10:42 AM, Gagsy wrote: Fool me once dick in my mouth, fool me twice dick in my ass.

i'd like to fool you a couple times ;)

"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
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"...and that's why the lines on the road are yellow..."

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At 10/14/09 08:59 AM, geterkikzkid wrote:
At 10/14/09 08:56 AM, wedgeman wrote: Demand a refund!

Come on everybody; twist all saying! Let's see what you've got!
The Problems of today, Yesterday!

The yesterday of tomorrow, today!

Also, cocks.


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When life gives you lemons make grape juice,then sit back and watch everybody wonder how the fuck you did that

I'm trying to see how long I can go before creating a signat..... Ah shit
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If life gives you lemons, STAMP on them.

If I give you a lemon, suck on it
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If life gives you lemons, give life some sugar, laced with arsenic


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Alfie

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When life gives you lemons...
Impress everyone and make orange juice.


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When life gives you lemons, carve a picture of Jesus Christ into it and claim it's how you found it.

I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.

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When God gives you lemons, it's time to find a new God.

Sex!
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Throw them at Lagamuffin.

I <3 Life-Stream

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When life gives you lemons, BITE A DICK.

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LynchedJohNNY

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When life gives you lemons, find a guy with vodka.

ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR THIS?

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At 10/14/09 10:51 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Life is a lemon, and I want my money back!

10 points if anyone knows the artist who sang this song.

uhhh... meat loaf?


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when life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


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