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Posted at: 10/14/09 03:41 AM
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At 10/14/09 03:35 AM, Sinitech wrote: I chloroformed a bunch of kids that came to my door last Halloween, and they've been locked in my basement ever since. I'm planning on using their mutilated bodies as decorations this year.
Be careful those stains never come off.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 04:12 AM
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meh, the nicest thing ive done is taken a womans legs off to watch them try to crawl away...
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Posted at: 10/14/09 04:23 AM
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Neglecting my real true love for the first few years of grade school, only to fall in love with her near the end, I felt like such a fool, and I broke her heart so many times unintentionally before then.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 04:27 AM
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I love a person who really goes all out for Halloween!!
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Posted at: 10/14/09 04:39 AM
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Tied a sock around my cat's midsection. She hid underneath the bed for hours swiping at anyone who tried to take it off. Finally got the sock loose with a pool stick.
... I was young.
Posted at: 10/14/09 12:41 PM
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I created Swine Flu.
Posted at: 10/14/09 01:20 PM
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At 10/14/09 04:39 AM, Evark wrote: Tied a sock around my cat's midsection. She hid underneath the bed for hours swiping at anyone who tried to take it off. Finally got the sock loose with a pool stick. ... I was young.
Asshole.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 01:59 PM
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Snapped the leg of a 12 year old.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 02:06 PM
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I told one of my friends, a Twin, how shadowed she must feel with her other being getting all the attention. It was a prank but she started crying.
Of course I cheered her up.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 02:10 PM
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Back in eighth grade.......... Well, one of my friends wanted my cookie during lunch. He was greedy, and took a swipe at it. Part of it fell to the floor, and I managed to eat the rest quickly. Then, my other friend saw this, took the cookie, and wiped it on the bottom of his shoe. We offered it back to my first friend, who, unknowingly, ate it.
He still doesn't know to this very day.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 02:11 PM
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At 10/14/09 02:28 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Slapped an orphan kid knowing he couldn't tell his parents on me
That's pretty smart, how old was you?
Posted at: 10/14/09 02:14 PM
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Shot 5 dragonflies in the head with an airsoft gun and then proceeded to squish their bodies.
it was fun.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 02:18 PM
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Well, I've done cruel things. Like breaking a girls heart, and then stamping on the pieces. That was great.
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I told to one of my aunts that out the house was someone who came looking for her. She's an UFO freak, and fears them since she was little. That night the new cinema near her house was using big spotlights (ppl who live in the desert will understand better the picture) and the lighs reflected the clouds. So my aunt came out just the moment the lights began to turn, giving the effect of a disc.
You can see the outcome. She still can't see my face.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 08:45 PM
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There was no secret lol srry guys ive read funny shit and brutal shit i can easily tell that most the brutal ones were fake like that dragonfly one but anyways This is the cruelest thing ive done mislead everyone to admit everything and then nothing HA (no seriously im sorry first time posting a thread no secret reallybut wasnt that fun posting?) ok im done here thanks for teh laughs liked the one bout creating the swine flu lolz
Posted at: 10/14/09 08:53 PM
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i tossed pieces of wood over the front of a ferry... i actually broke a motor and we almost got stranded in the BC island waters
Posted at: 10/14/09 08:54 PM
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Hehe... I was not joking about the razor blades.
He has tried to kill me twice so far.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 09:02 PM
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I killed a puppy when I was like, 6, by dropping it. But it was an accident, and I felt really bad for it.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 09:06 PM
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At 10/14/09 03:09 AM, Sensationalism wrote: At 10/14/09 01:48 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: At 10/14/09 01:47 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I locked a kid in his crawlspace basement and told him a ghost was going to get him.I was locked in there for three days and a ghost molested me.That was actually me molesting you.
At 10/14/09 01:48 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: At 10/14/09 01:47 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I locked a kid in his crawlspace basement and told him a ghost was going to get him.I was locked in there for three days and a ghost molested me.
At 10/14/09 01:47 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I locked a kid in his crawlspace basement and told him a ghost was going to get him.
Then who was molesting me?!
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Posted at: 10/14/09 09:07 PM
At 10/14/09 09:02 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: I killed a puppy when I was like, 6, by dropping it. But it was an accident, and I felt really bad for it.
you feel sorry for it and thats not cruel >:( unless you dont feel bad AT ALL anymore its void
Posted at: 10/14/09 09:27 PM
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I pushed a kid through a locked door into a bathtub.
Laughed my ass off for days.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 09:35 PM
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Walk...Talk... I dont know, all I do is cruel according to my friends
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Posted at: 10/14/09 10:04 PM
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A few months ago, my friend tried to stab me with a Swiss Army knife while he was drunk ( He's an angry drunk.) forgetiing that I'm a blue belt in Tae Kwon Do. I forced him to stab himself in the thigh, and he still has a scar from it.
He sobered up SO fucking fast!
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Posted at: 10/14/09 10:08 PM
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Does punt kicking a kitty cat counts?
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Posted at: 10/14/09 10:16 PM
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I was just an angry kid that tortures pets.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 10:21 PM
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What's with kids these days and ADHD?
All you pet torturing sick mother fuckers
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Basically my entire social interaction with my little sister. One time I jumped out of an RV and landed crotch first on a toddler when I was like 9. I also let my anger get the better of me and I strangled my little brother for like 3 seconds.
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ah well, ill try to remember something...
-I stole when I was 5 year old a girl jewels. Felt bad about it only 6 year later :( when i remembered this shit... -I download shitload of pirated stuff ( Not really evil if you ask me...) -I strangled a guy for trowing me piece of paper. (Since I got intiminated in sec. 1 and 2 I got a spycological scars and I cant accept people taking me for an idiot...)
It's difficult to find the difference between being pissed off, being evil and being idiot...
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Posted at: 10/14/09 10:22 PM
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I cheat on my spelling test in third grade.
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Posted at: 10/14/09 10:25 PM
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I threw up in a dairy queen parking lot in plain as people were eating outside and ordering their food.
i was sick at the time so i didnt care, and now, looking back, it was pretty funny!
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