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"Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen?"

"Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful?"

"Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?"

Are we sure that this quiz isn't going to put us on the Government Watch-List?

Anyway, I'm going to be on the:

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Apparently I received a "Very High" score, which means I'm a real dick. I guess I should go give some money to the church and buy some indulgences, just in case.

Haha sinners! I am Christian! and you guys go to hell. I learned all about this stuff last year when we read Dante's Inferno.

Fun Fact: On the entrance to Hell this message is written, "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

This message is also used for above the doorways to execution rooms.

My Stats

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

i got sent to the first lv. theres no punishment just sadness.

I made it to purgatory. IrBORED is a good boy.

Purgatory - Low
Level 1 - Limbo - High
Level 2 - Low
Level 3 - Very High
Level 4 - Moderate
Level 5 - Low
Level 6 - Low
Level 7 - Very High
Level 8 - Moderate
Level 9 - Very Low

I'm a bad person for liking good tasting food, being homosexual, and not being Catholic.

.:D

At 10/21/09 05:02 PM, Wyde wrote: I'm slightly familiar with this quiz. Turns out, your chances of landing in Level 7 skyrockets if you like it up the butt. Because apparently sodomy is very very violent.

According to The Divine Comedy, sodomy is "violent against nature" and therefore puts homosexuals there. In fact, level 7 is actually split into 3 sections: Violent against others, violent against self, and violent against nature, each with their own unique punishment.

well as i expect it

At 10/21/09 05:57 PM, Funkybob2 wrote: According to The Divine Comedy, sodomy is "violent against nature" and therefore puts homosexuals there. In fact, level 7 is actually split into 3 sections: Violent against others, violent against self, and violent against nature, each with their own unique punishment.

I was aware it had some explanation, but I wasn't aware exactly what it was. Thank you for sharing.

Oh, and last time I tried this, I ended up in Limbo. I can't be bothered to try it again yet.

At 10/13/09 11:24 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Level 2 damn I'm a horny bastard.

So am I.

I got level 2.

At 10/21/09 05:02 PM, Wyde wrote: I'm slightly familiar with this quiz. Turns out, your chances of landing in Level 7 skyrockets if you like it up the butt. Because apparently sodomy is very very violent.

Ha! Really?! But what if you like anal sex... on the giving side?! I'm guessing that's still a sin?