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TheGodfather

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:11 PM

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Let's play a cool gameNewgrounds.

I'm Atheist and all but I can't help but to chuckle to see how "evil" Christianity views me.

So admit your sins Newgrounds, what level of "hell" do you belong in?

How evil are you?


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brewbeer

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:14 PM

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I can see this becoming a massive flame thread.

Lets see...

....I've been in armed forces.
I Drink.
I Gamble.
I had sex before marriage.
I curse.
I'm an atheist.

..... I guess I'm screwed.

At least Hell will be warm

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yurgenburgen

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:20 PM

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Level 6 for me.

How evil are you?

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DragonFyre9

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:24 PM

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Level 2 damn I'm a horny bastard.

How evil are you?

It's never too early for Christmas.
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KalebKore

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:24 PM

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At least Hell will be warm

9th Level: Reserved for people that like Warm places, will actually be freezing.

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Alec-D

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:26 PM

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Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

I care about your feelings.

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Toiletpaper

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:27 PM

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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

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dabigboom

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:27 PM

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that thing is ungodly old, i found it about 4-5 years ago but yah

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infer no-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infer no-test.mv

may i feel your eyebawls?

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Haloya

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:28 PM

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It's surprising to see how evil Christians think Wicca is :/

Level 9 - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

... Im so screwed.

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~Sho Kusagi

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Evark

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:28 PM

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Limbo. Cool, I guess. I'm mostly there 'cause I don't believe. No punishment, just gloom, I guess.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

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Sizzlebuzz

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:31 PM

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First Level of Hell - Limbo. Sounds like a decent place.


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FBIpolux

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Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Holy shit lol. I'm going to hell! Yay!


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Dmabster

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:33 PM

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Purgatory, like an airplane waiting to take off.

Insert humorous comment about the below user.


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PeanutButterHero

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Purgatory...But I wanna go to heaven :D


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TheGodfather

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At 10/13/09 11:33 PM, Dmabster wrote: Purgatory, like an airplane waiting to take off.

Guys it's okay. MJ is here, we can take off finally.

How evil are you?


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Rallard

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:39 PM

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Fifth level...

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Well, I get to be naked... woohoo.


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ChocEliteBar

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Lustful as phuq.

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MexicanGun

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First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Well, it could've been worse.

<Insert witty remark here>

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gunner-564

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Posted at: 10/13/09 11:55 PM

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level 8 suck it!!!!

if i made a joke on your thread it wasn't a joke
less we for get that fate full day......http://www.newgrounds.com/
bbs/topic/1054474/4

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TNT

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FloppyPlops

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am i ebil

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

WOOTAHOOTA

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Hellian00

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2534

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Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High


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Sensationalism

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I'd have thought I'd be level 2. I got level 7.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

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Gagsy

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Fucking longggggggggggggggggggggg quiz.

BTW, best true or false ever;

"A pimp is a good thing to be."

So apparently I'm very wrathful and gloomy, no shit there. Heretic? Not so sure. Violent? Nah not really.

Silliness.

How evil are you?

Did your life flash before your eyes?
Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.

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gunner-564

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At 10/14/09 12:13 AM, Hellian00 wrote: Fuck!

welocme to the club!

if i made a joke on your thread it wasn't a joke
less we for get that fate full day......http://www.newgrounds.com/
bbs/topic/1054474/4

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Dawnslayer

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Took this quiz a couple years ago and got level one - virtuous nonbeliever. Took it again recently, and even with the extra lustful sins I've piled on I still ended up in level one. Guess I'm doing pretty well for myself so far.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." --Albert Einstein


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theshadowwolf

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Posted at: 10/14/09 12:25 AM

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Level 6, the city of Heretics. Funny thing is, is when I was a kid, like, 11, and was a theist, I went to the seventh layer.

I'm gonna ask Satan to promote me.

Poozy RAGE. Also, This.

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xHaLLuCiN8x

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Posted at: 10/14/09 12:27 AM

xHaLLuCiN8x DARK LEVEL 04

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im this evil.

How evil are you?

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Hierophant

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Posted at: 10/14/09 12:29 AM

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WOW NO WAY I JUST DISCOVERED ONLINE QUIZZES TOO HOW WEIRD IS THAT HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS COOL THING CALLED AMERICA ONLINE TOO?

PLEASE CALL ME I AM SO LONELY

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