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at an early chapter in harry potter and the order of the pheonix, it says, "we`re not going to be doiing magic?" Ron ejaculated loudly.
Wtf JK Rowlings? its a kidsbook!
have you noticed this?


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Please tell me you know "ejaculate" has more than one meaning.

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Yes, Ron ejaculated into Harry's mouth while Dumbledore watched with his wiener out and Hermione and Ginny posed nude for the fanboys.


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how do you ejaculate loudly?
Oh-Oh-OHOHOHOHHHHHHH-ahhhhhhhh *Spurt* *Splat*


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At 10/13/09 01:19 AM, norcemastero wrote: Wtf JK Rowlings? its a kidsbook!
have you noticed this?

No, because I don't read kids' books.

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At 10/13/09 01:28 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 10/13/09 01:19 AM, norcemastero wrote: Wtf JK Rowlings? its a kidsbook!
have you noticed this?
No, because I don't read kids' books.

Not even during middle school when these books started coming out?

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Try these then.

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At 10/13/09 01:28 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 10/13/09 01:19 AM, norcemastero wrote: Wtf JK Rowlings? its a kidsbook!
have you noticed this?
No, because I don't read kids' books.

Harry Potter books are for anyone to read, specifically teenagers and primary school kids, but many adults and people in university also read them, they're a lot different to any shitty children's book I've ever read in my life.
If they weren't around when you were in school or university then it is understandable though.


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At 10/13/09 01:37 AM, FurryDemon wrote:
At 10/13/09 01:28 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 10/13/09 01:19 AM, norcemastero wrote: Wtf JK Rowlings? its a kidsbook!
have you noticed this?
No, because I don't read kids' books.
Harry Potter books are for anyone to read, specifically teenagers and primary school kids, but many adults and people in university also read them, they're a lot different to any shitty children's book I've ever read in my life.
If they weren't around when you were in school or university then it is understandable though.

And an important thing to note is that it actually got people reading again, adults and child alike. Before Harry Potter who can remember kids happily picking up books and reading them out of school?

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At 10/13/09 01:34 AM, Gagsy wrote: Try these then.

roflmao! so awesome!


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At 10/13/09 01:30 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Not even during middle school when these books started coming out?

I was 13 before I'd even heard of Harry Potter, and it was only because a friend of mine started reading it in the last year of Middle School. I had no interest in reading it and I never have.

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Definitions of ejaculate:

# blurt out: utter impulsively; "He blurted out the secret"; "He blundered his stupid ideas"
# eject semen

It one of them there word wif more dan one meanin'. Ohmigeewilikers!


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Lol harry potter is like hairy potty. Its funny because its like a hairy toilet.


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At 10/13/09 01:25 AM, Lagatag wrote: Yes, Ron ejaculated into Harry's mouth while Dumbledore watched with his wiener out and Hermione and Ginny posed nude for the fanboys.

Then Hermione thrusted her wand up Ron's ass and shouted "VIBRATIUM"

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YOU WISH :P

But seriously, that is pretty stuffed up big time :P


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harry potter aint shit

harry potter and the epic fail

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At 10/13/09 01:40 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/13/09 01:37 AM, FurryDemon wrote:
At 10/13/09 01:28 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 10/13/09 01:19 AM, norcemastero wrote: Wtf JK Rowlings? its a kidsbook!
have you noticed this?
No, because I don't read kids' books.
Harry Potter books are for anyone to read, specifically teenagers and primary school kids, but many adults and people in university also read them, they're a lot different to any shitty children's book I've ever read in my life.
If they weren't around when you were in school or university then it is understandable though.
And an important thing to note is that it actually got people reading again, adults and child alike. Before Harry Potter who can remember kids happily picking up books and reading them out of school?

the books are essentially a british boardingschool/bildungsroman novel blended with the fantasy genre, so, yeah, it's not the hardcore high-fantasy that the middle-class realist reader has come to loathe. People like the series for numerous reasons, for one, there's Rowling's writing capabilities. She's able to produce a solid, coherent series of books with some intrigue, and whilst they may not contain the depth of intelligence of a classic literary text, it confronts various themes, such as racism, sexism, politics, other class societies etc and a general counter-normative attitude towards mainstream ideologically narrow viewpoints.


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the actual Title like the indianna jones series.
Harry Potter and the search for the end of the series...

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At 10/13/09 05:40 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: the actual Title like the indianna jones series.
Harry Potter and the search for the end of the series...

Not funny really, the series ended last year. I have to say I disliked the ending though not for the shallow 'wtf' most fans reacted with; just the 'all is well' sentence which to me didn't really work since how could his scar hurt after Voldemort is killed? BLAH

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Harry Potter is bad literature anyway, I mean, it's basically a compilation of other stories in a series.
Rowling stole ideas and put it all in 6 books.
VERY original.

That's why I have a specific distaste for HP books.

Also, on the original post: So I guess you'd also laugh every time someone would ask you to fill out your "Sex" on the form.

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At 10/13/09 06:25 AM, Falonefal wrote: Harry Potter is bad literature anyway, I mean, it's basically a compilation of other stories in a series.
Rowling stole ideas and put it all in 6 books.
VERY original.

You've just described every story since the beginning of time.


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At 10/13/09 07:02 AM, GiantDouche wrote:
You've just described every story since the beginning of time.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

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At 10/13/09 01:19 AM, norcemastero wrote: at an early chapter in harry potter and the order of the pheonix, it says, "we`re not going to be doiing magic?" Ron ejaculated loudly.
Wtf JK Rowlings? its a kidsbook!
have you noticed this?

You do know Ejaculate has more than one meaning, right? It can also mean "To blurt out something", or simply "To Eject."

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At 10/13/09 01:34 AM, Gagsy wrote: Try these then.

Wow, those were excellent. I actually caught a few of those as I'm re-reading the 5th book right now.

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This.

This guy changes one word in the Harry Potter series. You wouldn't believe how easy is it to change the entire meaning of the books.

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Ejeculated has more than one meaning, but it's still a nice find. It would probably amuse the cildren reading.

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At 10/13/09 01:19 AM, norcemastero wrote: "we`re not going to be doiing magic?"

Oh my god she spelt doing wrong. If only i cared.

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At 10/13/09 01:19 AM, norcemastero wrote: at an early chapter in harry potter and the order of the pheonix, it says, "we`re not going to be doiing magic?" Ron ejaculated loudly.
Wtf JK Rowlings? its a kidsbook!
have you noticed this?

I have. I'm reading (re-reading, Harry Potter nerds, so don't brag about how far you are) it right now, and I noticed that. I LOL'd so hard when I read it, but a lot of these people have been saying that ejaculate has more than one meaning, and it does. It's funny, but not funny enough to make a thread about it, you jackass. This thread is way more of an epic fail than that sentence in the book. Rarely was there capitolization or punctuation, you spelled a word or two wrong, and the topic overall was shitty. I say this was definitely a fail thread.

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At 10/13/09 02:35 AM, Hiphopopotamus wrote:
Then Hermione thrusted her wand up Ron's ass and shouted "VIBRATIUM"

Ahaha, ah, that made me laugh


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