Be a Supporter!

Vagina Jokes

  • 3,147 Views
  • 47 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
Dekuboy
Dekuboy
  • Member since: Feb. 21, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 14:05:46 Reply

At 10/12/09 07:41 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote:
At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, Diddy wrote: Plus. find a good joke about a vagina.....there really aren't that many of them!
mines better than a joke, its a whole poem

That.... was beautiful.


I'd love to hear from you. :3 | E-Mail: evansweeney@gmx.com | AIM: EvantheDeku | Oh dear, Dekuboy is back..

BBS Signature
Porkchop
Porkchop
  • Member since: Mar. 10, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Art Lover
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 14:09:25 Reply

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

The woman.

[WWE Fans][XBL: PissedMexicans][Toonami Aftermath]

BBS Signature
Netting
Netting
  • Member since: Oct. 6, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 14:47:52 Reply

"my vagina is so tight, i can't even menstruate! so all the blood get stacked up in my knees so i look pregnant! omgomgomg lawd!"


cookies rule your future.. o_o
strangeness <33

BBS Signature
PuRpLe-KusH
PuRpLe-KusH
  • Member since: Dec. 9, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Melancholy
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 15:02:27 Reply

"Your twat is sooo wide,that I fell inside and was lost for 3 days"

I tried lulz

BBS Signature
PaNicATtaCk64
PaNicATtaCk64
  • Member since: Nov. 13, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 15:09:07 Reply

At 12/19/09 11:43 AM, Stamper wrote:
At 10/12/09 03:51 PM, therealanimator wrote: we need stamper's approval on this.
because girls aren't morons

Fixed for you.

Your welcome


BBS Signature
Damian
Damian
  • Member since: Mar. 29, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 16:50:48 Reply

At 12/19/09 03:09 PM, PaNicATtaCk64 wrote:
At 12/19/09 11:43 AM, Stamper wrote:
At 10/12/09 03:51 PM, therealanimator wrote: we need stamper's approval on this.
because girls aren't morons
Fixed for you.

Your welcome

You wish he had that much respect for women.

Dark-critical
Dark-critical
  • Member since: Sep. 7, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 17:12:51 Reply

At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, yugimt wrote: How come us males on the BBS make cock jokes, but the Females of the BBS don't make Vagina jokes?

*Cough* Shhhh, *cough* the girls here are secretly men *Cough*!

BrockManson
BrockManson
  • Member since: Nov. 26, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 41
Writer
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 17:20:58 Reply

Little Johnny walks into the bathroom and sees his mother naked. She hastily covers up and shuts the door on him. Little Johnny goes over to his father in the living room.
"Dad, what's that thing between mum's legs?" He asks. His father quickly thinks of an explanation.
"Son, that's where an axe murderer attacked your mother, that thing between her legs is the axe wound." Little Johnny seems shocked.
"Christ, he got her right in the cunt!"


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

gingermagicman
gingermagicman
  • Member since: Jul. 27, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Blank Slate
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 17:37:49 Reply

At 10/12/09 07:37 PM, Chdonga wrote: Because the only gurls here have dicks.

And they're all bigger than ours.


In December, drinkin' horchata, I look psycotic in a, bal-a-clava.

BBS Signature
jwalker7595
jwalker7595
  • Member since: Jul. 21, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Gamer
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 18:47:57 Reply

At 12/19/09 05:20 PM, BrockManson wrote: "Christ, he got her right in the cunt!"

first time I've actualy laughed out loud all day.

Armissea
Armissea
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 57
Gamer
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 19:13:39 Reply

Because the cock joke fad has been around for a very long time on the internet for some odd reason. there has been multiple threads on the subject.

bifgis
bifgis
  • Member since: Feb. 7, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 45
Blank Slate
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 19:23:47 Reply

They have Penis envy.

thx freud...

qwertygh
qwertygh
  • Member since: Dec. 19, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 21:16:04 Reply

will you shut up the fuck

Zeppelyn
Zeppelyn
  • Member since: May. 15, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Artist
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 21:25:52 Reply

Copied, but still a joke. (first thing that came up when I googled vagina jokes) Also, I'm a female on NG.

WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A VAGINA
The more people use it the bigger it gets.
If you play with it too much you can go blind.
You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!
Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.
In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
It has no conscience and no memory.
It provides a way to interact with other people.
If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.
The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.
If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
Some folks have it, some don't.
Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.


My Art.
(Most of it's old shit)

BBS Signature
111122223138
111122223138
  • Member since: Jul. 18, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 20
Gamer
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 21:25:56 Reply

At 10/12/09 07:39 PM, UberCream wrote: Ooh! I have one!

How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two! One to put the lightbulb in, and another to make me a sammich.

that made my day


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

BBS Signature
Randomdude111
Randomdude111
  • Member since: Sep. 1, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to Vagina Jokes 2009-12-19 21:31:56 Reply

Why did the vagina cross the street? ......fuck, thats all i can think of.


Do you have so much freetime that your reading some kids signature?

BBS Signature