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At 10/12/09 07:41 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote:At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, Diddy wrote: Plus. find a good joke about a vagina.....there really aren't that many of them!mines better than a joke, its a whole poem
That.... was beautiful.
At 12/19/09 11:43 AM, Stamper wrote:At 10/12/09 03:51 PM, therealanimator wrote: we need stamper's approval on this.because girls aren't morons
Fixed for you.
At 12/19/09 03:09 PM, PaNicATtaCk64 wrote:At 12/19/09 11:43 AM, Stamper wrote:Fixed for you.At 10/12/09 03:51 PM, therealanimator wrote: we need stamper's approval on this.because girls aren't morons
You wish he had that much respect for women.
Little Johnny walks into the bathroom and sees his mother naked. She hastily covers up and shuts the door on him. Little Johnny goes over to his father in the living room.
"Dad, what's that thing between mum's legs?" He asks. His father quickly thinks of an explanation.
"Son, that's where an axe murderer attacked your mother, that thing between her legs is the axe wound." Little Johnny seems shocked.
"Christ, he got her right in the cunt!"
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
At 10/12/09 07:37 PM, Chdonga wrote: Because the only gurls here have dicks.
And they're all bigger than ours.
Because the cock joke fad has been around for a very long time on the internet for some odd reason. there has been multiple threads on the subject.
Copied, but still a joke. (first thing that came up when I googled vagina jokes) Also, I'm a female on NG.
WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A VAGINA
The more people use it the bigger it gets.
If you play with it too much you can go blind.
You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!
Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.
In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
It has no conscience and no memory.
It provides a way to interact with other people.
If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.
The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.
If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
Some folks have it, some don't.
Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.
(Most of it's old shit)
At 10/12/09 07:39 PM, UberCream wrote: Ooh! I have one!
How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two! One to put the lightbulb in, and another to make me a sammich.
that made my day
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Why did the vagina cross the street? ......fuck, thats all i can think of.
Do you have so much freetime that your reading some kids signature?