Awkward moments

[FairSquare]

Tell me about the awkward moments you've experienced!
For example, i met someone who was pretty happy to see me. I didn't remember who he was and he asked: ''Don't you remember me?''
I didn't know how to respond and after 3 seconds of silence i said: ''Ermm.. no.''
His face went from :-) to :-/

[elace]

When im in a elevator or a bus i always make akward moments. i will look at someone and look like im bout to say something and dont and just shake my head like i dont wanna tell them that. On the bus at school i got some ppl pissed off at me.

[Lemontexas]

When I was about ten my little brother pants'd me in costco.

[thecoreman]

That happens to everybody - You see someone you know in the street, and you yell out their name and raise your hand very enthusiastically. They don't see or hear you, and there you stand, in the middle of the street, and everybody thinks you're doing a motherfucking Nazi impression.

Hand in the air and yelling? That's three up to five years minimum.

[PeterM]

I always get awkward, even if there is nothing to get awkward about!

[Machimoi]

i was at school once and popped a pimple and the juice from it hitted a girl in the eye (i tried to do it on purpose) and i felt really bad and wierd afterwards.

[RollLip]

when i say something rly stupid, all my friends will laugh a bit then an awkward silence follows. damn i hate that

[zee666]

I grabbed some guys cock...

[hostility13]

At 10/12/09 12:51 PM, zee666 wrote: I grabbed some guys cock...

thats gross
my friend was playin poker at someones house and the girl sitting by him, was convincing him to call the bet, he ended up calling it and he won the pot, and he looks at the girls mom and said. "i got lucky i wanted to pull out but ur daughter said to put in"
hahahahahahahahaha i don't know i found this hilarious

[Shy2Authentik]

I have laughed outrageously at something that everyone else in class obviously didn't find funny. That's pretty awkward.

[Snuff]

I misheard my friend say 'Council'
And heard it as 'Cancer', it sounded funny with what she had said before and I laughed and repeated what I thought she'd said, completely forgetting she had lucimia

(

[FairSquare]

At 10/12/09 02:02 PM, Shy2Authentik wrote: I have laughed outrageously at something that everyone else in class obviously didn't find funny. That's pretty awkward.

Haha, yep, that's awkward.
It's also pretty awkward when you tell a joke and nobody laughs :p

[DumbassDude]

I was sucking my own cock once (or twice) and I jizzed in my eyes, twas a rather awkward moment with myself.

[mystro]

in my previous job i made a comment about gays in poor taste, turned out the guy I sat across from in the office was gay as a goose

I said sorry mate no offense intended and things were good after that though

[Goldfire64]

sigh, i had a thing for one of my coworkers and had manged to get enough progress to get her on a date. We started talking about things and it came up that i knew her younger sister. then she said "oh yeah, your that guy who was harassing her". needless to say the rest of that date went poorly and work was awkward when i had to work with her.

[Boxxy]

At 10/12/09 02:02 PM, Shy2Authentik wrote: I have laughed outrageously at something that everyone else in class obviously didn't find funny. That's pretty awkward.

This is it for me.

[Xavierthewarlord]

At 10/12/09 12:29 PM, Machimoi wrote: i was at school once and popped a pimple and the juice from it hitted a girl in the eye (i tried to do it on purpose) and i felt really bad and wierd afterwards.

You are a freaking disgusting human being. Just from that post, I get an image in my head of someone with greasy hair, filthy nails, and dirt-covered skin.

[Rottenberry]

Well I already told my accidently saying cumming instead of cutting to the head chef at my work story yesterday, so today I'll share another, shorter story of awkwardness also originating from work.

So basically this incredibly cute chick server comes, we chat, and as I'm walking away to cook again she quickly unties the back of my apron, we laugh, etc, but having to rush back I vow to get her back.

So the time comes, perhaps 2 hours later, when she is bending over, grabbing some pie from a cabinet, when I attack. Now you have to understand that the knot was hanging in extremely close proximity to her ass. Well, needless to say, I rushed, I missed my target, and ended up sort of pinching her ass instead.

She was not amused, yells "WHAT THE FUCK" really loudly, gaining the attention of everyone INCLUDING the chef I had told I would be "cumming" the lemons just a day before, and I quickly try to explain my case, but she simply exhales in disguist and walks out of the kitchen with a pie. I turn around to see the same chef I had told I would be "cumming" lemons, to be once again shaking her head at me in dissapointment.

AWKWARD.

[yurgenburgen]

That's happened to me before, although I've managed to fumble my way through the conversation and then later I've remembered who it was.

[Spunky6666]

I walked by a conversation in progress and all I heard was "...I was even playing with her boobs in class, and she didn't try to stop me." After that I was like, "Wait, what?" and it all sorta went downhill from there...

[Nofartjokes]

once my teacher said something stupid and was like WTF! really, loud man that was awkward

[sixstring98]

one time in chorus class i was just sitting there and the faggot behind me kept poking my ass with a pencil so in the middle of our song i just shouted "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????1!!!1!eleve n!?!?" of course everyone was laughing. and then i got in trouble and now the chorus texher won't look at me the same.

[FlashCam]

I was standing in a bus, bored, so I decided to do a unique talent of mine.

Farting with my HANDS

After a few more notes, everyone was staring at me

[DM692]

Always on buses, elevators, and generally anything in which several people are confined in close quarters. I always end up looking people in the eye accidentally, or looking down and it appears I'm looking at their crotch/tits/ass.

[pettit4eva]

When you're with a really nice girl, and you let a little fart out by accident, and you hope and prey she didn't hear it, and maybe even disguise the sound with a scuff of your shoe or a cough. Thats one hell of a situation

[HeroDan]

Mom cought me masturbating. Never talked about it and now im afraid to masturabte.

Seriously

[simon]

At 10/12/09 02:07 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: I misheard my friend say 'Council'
And heard it as 'Cancer', it sounded funny with what she had said before and I laughed and repeated what I thought she'd said, completely forgetting she had lucimia

(

That's hilarious!

[RockMessiah123]

i let an girl that i didn't like kiss me out.

im still getting shit for that...

[RockMessiah123]

At 12/28/09 08:59 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: i let an girl that i didn't like kiss me out.

im still getting shit for that...

kiss me out of pity.

typos bother me

[TylerDurden121]

In my science class I have a really strict gay teacher, and i also have my best friend in the class. So, my best friend is making fun of me while he is on the other side of the room. There was lots of noise so i thought I could get away with saying, "Hey Romaine guess what? Fuck you!" As soon as i opened my mouth the class was silent thus the teacher heard what i said. Needless to say I was fucked.