Sorry about your tittes

[michelinman]

I guess for this reality show qualifications, this girl was jumping into a lake or something, and when she landed it popped her breast implants. This got me thinking, what do you think happens to your body when an implant blows up inside your boob? My guess is that is the cause of 90% of breast cancer outbreaks. :P

[Chimp-eat-me]

Ouch, that was to hurt... and is hilarious :)

Found this video there too - only young girls should strip and show their tts

[FurryOwlet]

"Sorry about your tittes."
Lawl.

[Temposviva]

Wow.. that really would hurt I think :/

[simon]

At 10/12/09 02:42 AM, FurryOwlet wrote: "Sorry about your tittes."
Lawl.

I also laughed, I laughed more at the video.

[KennyD]

all I gotta say it this.

[Synthesize]

At 10/12/09 02:37 AM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: Ouch, that was to hurt... and is hilarious :)

Found this video there too - only young girls should strip and show their tts

Damn you, sir! That video made me rofl in so many ways.

[RedStripedd]

At 10/12/09 02:37 AM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: Ouch, that was to hurt... and is hilarious :)

Found this video there too - only young girls should strip and show their tts

That's surely the best thing the internet has ever produced.

[Sensationalism]

lol implants.

What the dude says at the end is hilarious though.

[DragonFyre9]

I'm so glad that I'm not a woman.

[Diddy]

Omfg, how much would that hurt! And all the other contestants just stand around and laugh at her lmao.

[Sensationalism]

At 10/12/09 03:35 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: I'm so glad that I'm not a woman.

A woman with fake tits you mean.

[DragonFyre9]

At 10/12/09 03:56 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 10/12/09 03:35 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: I'm so glad that I'm not a woman.

A woman with fake tits you mean.

Yeah, and I would never be on a reality show.

Unless it was a show about living with a bunch of stoners smoking weed all the time while being filmed. Hey that could actually be a pretty good show.

Lets get a lot of people high and give them a task to do. Then we can put it on TV!

[Mr-Fluffykins]

At 10/12/09 02:32 AM, michelinman wrote: I guess for this reality show qualifications, this girl was jumping into a lake or something, and when she landed it popped her breast implants. This got me thinking, what do you think happens to your body when an implant blows up inside your boob? My guess is that is the cause of 90% of breast cancer outbreaks. :P

since 90% of all woman who have breast cancer have implants, and because breast cancer really happens in outbreaks i think, you shoudl get a nobel prize

is silcone or what ever they use now that carcinogenic?

i find breast implants disgusting, sure they look nice, but there hard, not soft and fatty like reall breasts

[EverReady2Kill]

"Pardon Me Tits" from Dexter instantly came to mind for some reason.

[Sensationalism]

At 10/12/09 04:03 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Unless it was a show about living with a bunch of stoners smoking weed all the time while being filmed. Hey that could actually be a pretty good show.

Lets get a lot of people high and give them a task to do. Then we can put it on TV!

Holy shit, I want in on this!!!
I'd be a great contestant!!

[FIGMENTUM]

At 10/12/09 02:37 AM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: Ouch, that was to hurt... and is hilarious :)

Found this video there too - only young girls should strip and show their tts

dude, those two videos were pretty good, but fat people have an instant advantage and this guy takes it home.

[DragonFyre9]

At 10/12/09 04:31 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Holy shit, I want in on this!!!
I'd be a great contestant!!

Lets go to FOX I hate them but they will give funding to anything. They are probably watching us right now ready to steal a brilliant idea.

[Sensationalism]

At 10/12/09 04:44 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote:

At 10/12/09 04:31 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Holy shit, I want in on this!!!
I'd be a great contestant!!

Lets go to FOX I hate them but they will give funding to anything. They are probably watching us right now ready to steal a brilliant idea.

Okay, good idea! They might even supply the weed!

[michelinman]

OH MY GOD. I came rushing back to this thread as soon as this thought crossed my mind. Breast implants aren't cheap. Like you could buy a car for the price you spend on them. So the question is, do you think this bitches tits were insured? Because if not, she's just going to have to live her life as a lopsided titty fuck until she can save up the 9 grand (or 4.5 grand in this case) to get her sweater pillows fixed right? Discuss.

[DragonFyre9]

At 10/12/09 05:16 AM, michelinman wrote: Breast implants aren't cheap.

She probably just sucked a plastic surgeon's dick.

At 10/12/09 04:50 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Okay, good idea! They might even supply the weed!

If they don't it's a deal breaker and they miss out on millions.

[AlphaCentauri]

I thought that announcer was a total dumbass until he made that little wise crack at the end.

[Lost-Chances]

At 10/12/09 04:38 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: dude, those two videos were pretty good, but fat people have an instant advantage and this guy takes it home.

I had a feeling it would be that guy, but I have to admit, I smiled when he started saying he was going to have a heart attack and needed an aspirin.

[FIGMENTUM]

At 10/12/09 05:31 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I had a feeling it would be that guy, but I have to admit, I smiled when he started saying he was going to have a heart attack and needed an aspirin.

I loved how he supposedly needed an aspirin to save his life but couldn't go anywhere because he was recording a video.

[Sinitech]

At 10/12/09 04:38 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:
dude, those two videos were pretty good, but fat people have an instant advantage and this guy takes it home.

That video was just, "Meh." Until he burst out, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" with his voice cracking.

[Lost-Chances]

At 10/12/09 05:35 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 10/12/09 05:31 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I had a feeling it would be that guy, but I have to admit, I smiled when he started saying he was going to have a heart attack and needed an aspirin.

I loved how he supposedly needed an aspirin to save his life but couldn't go anywhere because he was recording a video.

I also love how he thinks an aspirin will stop his heart attack. It's like deciding you're having a heart attack so you put down the rest of that greasy pizza you were eating. Aspirin is a preventative treatment, not something that can stop something that's already happening.

[Sensationalism]

Did he say Vera? That sounds like a girl's name. I bet she doesn't exist.

[WeirdJamFace]

That's why breast augmentation is bad.
Why the hell do women do that anyway?

Oh, wait...

[Zergzealot]

Not the tithes! They were for the monastery chapel which was under construction.