What's the first thing you think...

[Hellian00]

when you wake up in the morning?

Mine is, "Ugh. I need a joint..."

[JohnJingo]

Not again

[kamelona]

1st: Whatever song my dream ended on
2nd: "Time for......work (or school)
3rd: "We better have coffee"
4th: "Only ___ more days til' the weekend

[estrago1]

"Fuck, here we go again. Wait. Wasn't there homework due today? Oh well. Time to watch Married... With Children."

[Qwerz0]

Wondering how crappy my day is going to be. Other than that, how many times i'm gonna fap.

[benjix555]

"How do I turn off my alarm again?"

Also I don't sleep, I wait. lolwut?

[MultiCanimefan]

"I can't wait to see what clever, snappy headline they have today for the sport section losses!"

From a friend of mine: "Papel-Bombed?"

That's funny shit right there.

[Sizzlebuzz]

Time to take pills for the pain.

[TrantaLocked]

I literally think nothing. I just get up and get ready. Really, I would rather be thinking how much this sucks than not thinking at all.

[142201]

"I fucking hate that alarm clock."

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[TrantaLocked]

At 10/12/09 12:29 AM, 142201 wrote: "I fucking hate that alarm clock."

Radio setting? It helps a LOT.

[InDuStRiEl]

"That fucking bitch better not call me again. I know when I'm running late goddammit."

or

" *kiss* Morning honey. So, what do you want for breakfast?"

[Digital-Terror]

"How long was I up last night?"

Then, I remember that I only just went to bed.

[quagmire690]

fuck im late for work...i need to go

[deathhold333]

ugh same routine

1:drink coffee
2:eat breakfast
3:start workin

[Rottenberry]

"Oh dear god Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! ARhhhghhuhhhhghhh!!! Ahhhggg NOooo no no no god ahhhhhwwwwwww NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

And then I go make myself a coffee.

[Sensationalism]

I think of a person.

[TailsPrower]

It usually depends on how I wake up in the morning.

If I wake up on my own, I think to myself:
"How much time left do I have for sleeping?"

If the alarm wakes me, I think to myself:
"Please... just five more minutes."

[DragonFyre9]

I usually think of the chances of things happening.

What are the chances of getting hit by a car today?
What are the chances that someone will bring a gun to school today?
What are the chances of finding a garden full of marijuana today?
What are the chances that I'll be abducted by aliens today?
What are the chances of me getting pregnant today?

Things along those lines.

[Lagatag]

Can I sleep more? If yes, then I do so, if not, then I just think fuck it and go take a shower.

[tarahloveshentai]

My body somehow knows whether I have to get up for school or if I can sleep in. If I get up for school, I usually think about the dream I had last night while groggily getting ready.

If I can sleep in, I lay in bed and relax while also again, thinking about whether I dreamed. Sometimes if something lame had happened in the past days, it hits me and bums me out. If something exciting it about to or has happened I obsess on that.

[JimChun7689]

Sex

[Chimp-eat-me]

No... NO! I'm a big boy now! Leave me aloooone!!

[Yhtomit]

I usually find myself thinking, "Hmm, I think Tommy is sleeping on my face again. Silly cat."

[GayN1gaEntertainmen]

Mine is "We MUST FIND PETER PARKER!"

[FurryOwlet]

"Ugh, fucking school..."

[Chimp-eat-me]

At least my life's better than this guy's

( it is a guy right? )

[bleebleblabble]

when i wake up in the morning i say "i have to take a dump"

[EverReady2Kill]

For fucks sake, l Why must I wake up?

or

Huuuunnnnrrrrrr.