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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:03 PM
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Was on a date with this girl who I know, and they were doing the usual movie theater thing. She just told me that somewhere in the movie, he told her that he got a boner and moaned in the theater.
Who would DO that? I'm pretty disturbed that he would do something like that... In front of a bunch of people in a theater.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:04 PM
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At 10/11/09 07:03 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: She just told me that somewhere in the movie, he told her that he got a boner and moaned in the theater.
So your friend is both genders?
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who the fuck gets a boner during a fucking MOVIE!?!?
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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:06 PM
At 10/11/09 07:04 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: At 10/11/09 07:03 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: She just told me that somewhere in the movie, he told her that he got a boner and moaned in the theater.So your friend is both genders?
I'm pretty sure you read that wrong, he got a "huge" boner and moaned loudly in front of a bunch of people.
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Woah, how does the sentence indicate his friend could be both genders?
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At 10/11/09 07:05 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: who the fuck gets a boner during a fucking MOVIE!?!?
Must be the new Toy Story Movie. It's that Hawt!
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You best not be a trollin. :D
Why the hell did he moan? That was the stupidest part....
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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:07 PM
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I don't think that guy was paying attention to the movie. o.O Quite creepy though, who does that.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:08 PM
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ive coped dome in a movie theater and ur freaking out about a boner.
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Well he's sitting next to someone with a pussy in between their thighs, it's a natural way of growing up Johnny.
Posted at: 10/11/09 07:10 PM
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In UP when that kid saved Kevin I sprung a woody.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:16 PM
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Your friend got a boner and then told someone about it.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:24 PM
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I think because he had such a hard errection, he somehow had an orgasm
Posted at: 10/11/09 07:25 PM
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Wow, is your friend a Newgrounder? Because if so, that should be expected since...Well....This is Ng, do I even need to say anything?
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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:28 PM
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Um.... Ok, that's odd.... I can't think of anything to say there it's so weird.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:46 PM
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^^ if it's a hot movie i can see how, what kind of movie was he watching?
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Posted at: 10/11/09 07:49 PM
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No no. It's pretty encrypted but it makes sense.
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Posted at: 10/25/09 07:25 PM
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better than finding out the girl is actualy a guy
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Posted at: 10/25/09 07:26 PM
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learn to popcorn. cut hole in bottom. ??? win.
Posted at: 10/25/09 07:52 PM
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no fucktard, the girl his friend went with told him that.
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Posted at: 10/25/09 07:53 PM
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Posted at: 10/25/09 08:21 PM
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I swear to God, I almost thought this was about me. I took a girl to the theaters to see a film yesterday, and then I see this.
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Posted at: 10/25/09 08:37 PM
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You want to know why?
He grabbed her cock. And yes...I went there.
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Posted at: 10/25/09 08:39 PM
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At 10/11/09 07:06 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: At 10/11/09 07:04 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: At 10/11/09 07:03 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: She just told me that somewhere in the movie, he told her that he got a boner and moaned in the theater.So your friend is both genders?I'm pretty sure you read that wrong, he got a "huge" boner and moaned loudly in front of a bunch of people.
nope, pretty sure it's " he got a "small" boner and moaned loudly infront of his grandma" and by "him"..i mean you :3
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Posted at: 10/25/09 08:40 PM
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haha win
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Posted at: 10/25/09 08:45 PM
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the little kids must have been like o my god its a ghost!
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Posted at: 10/25/09 08:57 PM
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wtf, lol, noob!
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Posted at: 10/26/09 08:46 AM
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Cinemas were invented to have sex (the 'mas' is greek for epic sex much like Christmas was invented for the same purpose, valentines day wasn't though that's all about being nice to your gf make note guys) in i don't think him getting a boner and moaning is a big deal. Or did she just like not do ne thing, was it purely her being there cos if it was tht's a lil cute.
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