Qualming rumors about IronFist

[FUNKbrs]

I would just like to remind you guys that there IS no such project as IronFist, and that there are no outside agencies deleting your posts that noone knows about.

Your post count going down is NOT the activities of an underground international group of censors who are funded by the UN to track down terror conspiracies, child porn, and forced prostitution rings.

Noone is being paid to work for them on the Mod team.

Your posts are safe.

You can trust us.

[DumbassDude]

Well doy.

[megakill]

if funk says it, it must be true

so, anyone been doing anything illegal today?

[Itsbroken2]

At 10/11/09 05:26 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Calming words.

Oh thank heavens. When I saw that about 7 or 8 of mine were deleted yesterday I was worried.
Now I'm fine. Thanks FUNK.

[Timmy]

At 10/11/09 05:26 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You can trust us.

Right about here, I feared for my life.

So I shall assume that my post count will be down to 17 the next time I log on? And it will have nothing to do with any secret censoring organization which has enlisted an "unknown" mod?

Ok then.

[Minion777]

iearn phist

[Diddy]

Yooz bean steelun my postz =[

[megakill]

At 10/11/09 05:30 PM, Minion777 wrote: iearn phist

your codename is mushy bat-snake?

[Tramps]

That's what you want us to think.

[SevenSeize]

I just wish someone had warned me. I had like 7,000+ posts.

I learned my lesson.

I mean, if there were such a thing of course...we all know it's a rumor..... I asked to have them removed.

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/11/09 05:44 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I just wish someone had warned me. I had like 7,000+ posts.

I learned my lesson.

I mean, if there were such a thing of course...we all know it's a rumor..... I asked to have them removed.

That's right.

Noone's forcing anyone to do anything.

We're handling this; it's going to be ok.

[InDuStRiEl]

At 10/11/09 05:28 PM, megakill wrote: if funk says it, it must be true

Funk's full of shit. Always has been, and always wil be.

[OrbitalDebris]

At 10/11/09 06:40 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: We're handling this; it's going to be ok.

A moment ago you said there was nothing to handle. What's the scary thing and how much do we have to spend to defeat it?

[MetallixTheKnight]

Damn well better not be, I'm almost to 1,000 posts!

[slingshot14]

Aw man the thread title misled me. I was hoping for a thrilling comic book discussion.

[HighWayStar365]

I still blame the Jews.

[Chymeraxe]

Conspiracy by the mods.

USERS, WE MUST FIGHT THIS AGENCY THAT IS CORRUPTING US. UNITE AS ONE.

[Blush]

I actually do know everything...For I am the bat.

[Ptcfast]

At 10/11/09 07:44 PM, Blush wrote: I actually do know everything...For I am the bat.

If you are the bat them prove it by jump--- i... uhh... mean... FLYING off the roof! Yeh... flying...

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/11/09 07:37 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Conspiracy by the mods.

USERS, WE MUST FIGHT THIS AGENCY THAT IS CORRUPTING US. UNITE AS ONE.

There is no conspiracy.

You are all perfectly safe.

Noone is recording your IP addresses and tracking them through your ISP to find where you live, no men in black suits will make any surprise appearances.

There is no such thing as project Iron Fist.

[Chymeraxe]

At 10/11/09 09:31 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/11/09 07:37 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Conspiracy by the mods.

USERS, WE MUST FIGHT THIS AGENCY THAT IS CORRUPTING US. UNITE AS ONE.

There is no conspiracy.

You are all perfectly safe.

Noone is recording your IP addresses and tracking them through your ISP to find where you live, no men in black suits will make any surprise appearances.

There is no such thing as project Iron Fist.

God damn you FUNK, you know I can see right through you.

We will find out.

We will know.

And the organization will fall.

You mark my words, your secrets will be mine.

[knightsofthecircle]

That's exactly what Big Brother says to keep the masses calm. Besides, Funk, don't you want to spread as much hate as possible?

[redpotato]

At 10/11/09 06:51 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Aw man the thread title misled me. I was hoping for a thrilling comic book discussion.

i thought we would be having have a discussion about Tager...

[Ptcfast]

Holy shit, FUNKbrs is moonlighting as ironfist to beat up spam users...

I fucking knew it

[Ass-Crumb]

At 10/11/09 11:12 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Holy shit, FUNKbrs is moonlighting as ironfist to beat up spam users...

I fucking knew it

That's completely ridiculous.

There is no IronFist.

This thread has completely dissolved all rumors about any such project.

[Lagatag]

Kewl man.

*goes to torrent movies, albums and child pornography*

[Techno]

Yo mods, i'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but project mayhem was the best underground project of all time. Of all time.

[FatJoe214]

Did I miss something? Fuck everytime I'm not on the BBS some cool shit happens. It's a fucking conspiracy man!

[michelinman]

Goddammit! Now the U.N. has gotten control of FUNK's account! What the fuck can we do to stop Ironfist now?!? I suppose we'll just have to spread ironfist awareness to try and get the word out.

[Kevin]

DO NOT BELIEVE THIS HATEFUL LIE SPREADING MONGREL.

I MYSELF HAD 3,500 POSTS BEFORE THE IRON FIST CAME DOWN UPON ME.

Eh, you kids and you and your eh..... UGH? Give me a dollar you little punk.

More homeless guy ramble.