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Posted at: 10/11/09 03:52 PM
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about an hour ago I went on a walk and thought i saw something, when i looked down it was a snake snapping at me, but with an akward and slow movement. I caught it and saw it was bleeding... I realized at that moment that was my fault. I really felt like shit after that. I really love reptiles, so this is like stepping on a kitten to me.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 03:56 PM
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Snakes look like dicks.
You stepped on a snake.
You stepped on a dick.
You have a dick.
You cut off your own dick.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 03:57 PM
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At 10/11/09 03:56 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Snakes look like dicks. You stepped on a snake. You stepped on a dick. You have a dick. You cut off your own dick.
What the fuck?
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Snake? snaaaake? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!
Posted at: 10/11/09 03:58 PM
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and in other news, wtflolnoob has resumed his trolling spree because he can!
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Posted at: 10/11/09 03:59 PM
At 10/11/09 03:58 PM, Rokas1337 wrote: At 10/11/09 03:56 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Snakes look like dicks. You stepped on a snake. You stepped on a dick. You have a dick. You cut off your own dick.and in other news, wtflolnoob has resumed his trolling spree because he can!
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Posted at: 10/11/09 04:01 PM
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At 10/11/09 03:52 PM, onilink19 wrote: A sad story.
Be more careful next time and watch where you step.
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Take it home and care for it. You call it Crippletastic.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 04:15 PM
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Oh I c wat u did thar
actually makes sense.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 04:19 PM
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At 10/11/09 03:52 PM, onilink19 wrote: about an hour ago I went on a walk and thought i saw something, when i looked down it was a snake snapping at me, but with an akward and slow movement. I caught it and saw it was bleeding... I realized at that moment that was my fault. I really felt like shit after that. I really love reptiles, so this is like stepping on a kitten to me.
well,it would probably bite you anyways,so you just saved your life...by cutting off your dick apparantly.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 04:21 PM
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It's a snake. There are millions more like it trolling around the world so one won't make much of a diffrence.
Feel better?
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Posted at: 10/11/09 04:22 PM
i would have gotten too attached to let it go. Trust me, it happens everytime I catch one.
Posted at: 10/11/09 04:24 PM
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At 10/11/09 04:22 PM, onilink19 wrote: i would have gotten too attached to let it go. Trust me, it happens everytime I catch one.
Simple soloution, STOP CATCHING SNAKES.
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run over a child and try to repeat that statement.
Posted at: 10/11/09 04:27 PM
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Dude, that's bad.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 04:30 PM
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I'm tired of these snakes on this motherfucking plane.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 04:31 PM
At 10/11/09 04:24 PM, onilink19 wrote: run over a child and try to repeat that statement.
It's a child. There are millions more like it strolling around the world so one wouldn't make a diffrence.
Posted at: 10/11/09 04:37 PM
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It was either him or you man...
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Can't argue with that logic.
You should be a philosopher.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 04:38 PM
At 10/11/09 04:37 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: At 10/11/09 03:56 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Snakes look like dicks. You stepped on a snake. You stepped on a dick. You have a dick. You cut off your own dick.Can't argue with that logic. You should be a philosopher.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 06:13 PM
speakerlight wrote:
It's a child. There are millions more like it strolling around the world so one wouldn't make a diffrence. Feel better?
what if that child finds a cure for a previously uncureable deadly disease?
Posted at: 10/11/09 06:18 PM
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So that's what they mean by "Watch your step."
Posted at: 10/11/09 06:31 PM
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Did it die? If so, you should cook and eat it. Remember: Eat what you kill, even if accidentally.
Also, I'm sorry for your loss. :On a side note, are nontoxic snakes edible?
Posted at: 10/11/09 06:36 PM
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Posted at: 10/11/09 06:38 PM
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So did you pity-kill it after you crippled it??
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At 10/11/09 06:31 PM, SnoMagick wrote: Did it die? If so, you should cook and eat it. Remember: Eat what you kill, even if accidentally. Also, I'm sorry for your loss. On a side note, are nontoxic snakes edible?
On a side note, are nontoxic snakes edible?
thats what i worried about, I hope it isnt suffering good question about eating poisonous snakes though! I'll check into that.
Posted at: 10/11/09 06:39 PM
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Posted at: 10/11/09 06:44 PM
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At 10/11/09 03:57 PM, SashaSexyFur wrote: At 10/11/09 03:56 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Snakes look like dicks. You stepped on a snake. You stepped on a dick. You have a dick. You cut off your own dick.What the fuck?
It's a guy thing, you wouldn't know.
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Posted at: 10/11/09 06:46 PM
At 10/11/09 06:39 PM, Gaaz wrote: You're going to hell
But wasnt Satan depicted as a snake?
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