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AapoJoki

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Posted at: 10/12/09 08:13 AM

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Whatever crazy thing you decide to do per 4chan's advice, NEVER spread any Bengay pain relieving gel on your scrotum.

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The term of what happened is Hyper Ventilation where the oxygen cant get to your brain and you pass out, the main dainger is passing out and hitting your head on something.

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By posting in this thread i have effectivly killed it /thread

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Posted at: 10/12/09 10:26 AM

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No one knew about this before now? It's old.

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Posted at: 10/12/09 10:28 AM

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Well you see kind sir.

My bed was right beside me, I just kind of crawled on it and slept off the headache.

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At 10/11/09 09:27 PM, K-Guare wrote: AKA the Placebo Effect.

You must not know what that is.

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Posted at: 10/12/09 10:43 AM

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I want to do it but it sounds really unpleasant...........

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Posted at: 10/12/09 10:59 AM

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Interesting...

And now that you know how it's done... don't do it.

ORLY?

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Posted at: 10/12/09 11:08 AM

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thats because you nearly fainted, I heard about a method to do that but I forgot, when I read those two steps I knew that was it


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Posted at: 10/12/09 12:49 PM

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yea that works i just did it and got light headed like a mofuk*** its just like passing out not getting enough oxygen to your brain


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At 10/12/09 10:43 AM, aSquared94 wrote: I want to do it but it sounds really unpleasant...........

sorry for double post. but no man it acually feels pretty good


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Posted at: 10/12/09 12:51 PM

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I felt like someone said K.O.

YOU LOSE

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At 10/12/09 05:42 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote: Jesus, why are people so weak these days. I mean, come on! I did this. It felt weird for a little bit, but then afterwards, I was fine.

Not my fault.

I'm still in damn bad shape still from all of this.


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You know what else you should try? Autoeroctic asphyxiation. Its where you pull peter, and when you're about to cum, cut off the circulation to your brain. Its supposed to make the orgasm 10 times better. But be careful: death is very easy to come by.

What you do is take a rope, make a noose, and put it around your neck. Then start punishing Percy in your palm, and just as you are about to cum, hang yourself. But you have to judge it right so you don't die. Have fun.

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At 10/12/09 01:15 PM, estrago1 wrote:
What you do is take a rope, make a noose, and put it around your neck. Then start punishing Percy in your palm, and just as you are about to cum, hang yourself. But you have to judge it right so you don't die. Have fun.

Yeah, you should really try this, it's so fucking awesome!

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It's called hyperventilating. It kills brain cells. Don't do this.

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Posted at: 10/12/09 02:24 PM

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There is a much more controlled way of doing this.

1. Bend over and take 10 deep, quick breaths.
2. Stand up straight and do the same.
3. Tense your neck/head and push your palms into your neck.

That way it's not all sudden like you just described. I did this quite a lot for a few days when I found out how, but once I fell over and hit my head I stopped doing it. I didn't hit my head hard or anything, but I could have.

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/b/tards don't belong on newgrounds.

leave. now.

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Posted at: 10/13/09 02:27 PM

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I tried this at the park and blacked out for one whole minute! I woke up on the floor thinking, "wtf?" and relised my watch had gone, then I saw my frined and remembered that I gave it to him just in case I break it whilst falling. You think of weird stuff when blacked out.

I disagree with the lack of hedgehog in this thread.

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At my buddies house we bent over, breathed heavily for 3 minutes, blew on the thumb WHILE SOMEONE WAS PUSHING AS HARD AS THEY CAN ON MY CHEST. I passed out and had the trippiest dream ever.
Go try this.

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At 10/11/09 12:38 PM, Draulius wrote: Now here I am, thanks to 4chan

If this is how easily influenced you are, I seriously hope you never stumble into one of those threads about how to make crystals.

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1st time it didn't do anything. Most likely due to me laughing at you OP.

2nd time my head got a headache and I fell on my bed, dizzy, laughing, thinking of your amazing fuckup OP.

So it sorta worked.


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Posted at: 10/14/09 04:25 AM

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Does the name "4chan" mean nothing to you? And you tried it twice. Your parents weren't related were they?


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your a fucking idiot, next time if you try it you should die

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I would die if I ever tried this. It's a wonder you didn't.

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Yeah, this is just cutting of air (oxygen) to the brain, it comes with the risk of having some bad effect on your brain, maybe even permanent damage. Also, I usually tend to not do something the internet tells me to... just no.

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At 10/12/09 01:27 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Yeah, you should really try this, it's so fucking awesome!

Your... a DICK!

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Posted at: 10/14/09 11:03 AM

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At 10/14/09 01:00 AM, Fineas wrote: At my buddies house we bent over, breathed heavily for 3 minutes, blew on the thumb WHILE SOMEONE WAS PUSHING AS HARD AS THEY CAN ON MY CHEST. I passed out and had the trippiest dream ever.
Go try this.

It is pretty cool if you don't get a concussion and break your nose like I did.


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