I have Mangitis?

[Bendt]

I just went to the doctor after not feeling well, I couldn't function I was like paralyzed, this morning.

So me and my mother went to the doctor, now I'm better I took Cedergine, and the doctor said to me that I might had "Mangitis"

That's what I understood what she said, and that's where it went wrong.

I was like "I has Mangina?" and she said "What's a Mangina?".
I said "You just said I had symptoms of having a Mangina, Mangitis." and she said "Huh? You're confusing me.. Can you explain what you're trying to say, at least tell me what a Mangina is."
Me again "I don't know, I never seen one but I heard some pretty decent proof that Lady Gaga has one, maybe you should google it?"

She went to her computer and I saw her go to "Google" and she typed in: "How do spell Mangina?" she asked me "M-A-N-G-I-NA" I replied.

She goes to Google pictures and she was shocked. She called me stuff that I'm sick minded and that I needed to go to therapy.
She gave my mother a card of a therapist that threats teenagers and she also pointed out that this wasn't unnecessary and said that I should really make an appointment with that therapist.

I was like it's just a Mangina, bitch.

[BerzerkingApe]

That's your own stupid fault.

A doctor says you have Mangitis and you think she says Mangina?
What the hell dude, I'm sure you can check yourself for a Mangina well enough.

It's just plain dumb.

[Peaceblossom]

Neither of these are real conditions. What the fuck are you talking about?

[TheSilverSerpent]

I prescribe placing all of the females you know in their respective kitchens and a concentrated dose of sandwich

[Sizzlebuzz]

That made me laugh. Have fun in therapy though. I doubt the therapist will understand that it was a joke.

[JustsTrollingAlong]

Maybe he has meningitis?
Which has to do with his brain membranes becoming inflamed... this could possibly have lead to the brain damage and not only explain what disease the doctor told him he had, but why he is acting so stupid?

[pyromaniac616]

Are you sure you don't have meningitis? A condition where the lining of the brain gets infected?

[FIGMENTUM]

At 10/11/09 06:54 AM, Bendt wrote: She goes to Google pictures and she was shocked. She called me stuff that I'm sick minded and that I needed to go to therapy.

hahahaha, gold. she could have avoided it all and just corrected you when you said "wtf mangitis" but I think secretly she wanted an excuse to look up manginas on google.

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and just quietly, this one's my favourite.

[Yhtomit]

I think someone needs their hearing checked.

Are you sure the doctor didn't say "meningitus".

Is that how you spell it? Damn I hate not having a dictionary to hand, or something.

[Sizzlebuzz]

At 10/11/09 07:36 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 10/11/09 06:54 AM, Bendt wrote: She goes to Google pictures and she was shocked. She called me stuff that I'm sick minded and that I needed to go to therapy.

hahahaha, gold. she could have avoided it all and just corrected you when you said "wtf mangitis" but I think secretly she wanted an excuse to look up manginas on google.

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and just quietly, this one's my favourite.

Yeesh. Dun click that. Although that's barely enough to phase me anymore. What is wrong with me?

[Lamar537]

She pronounced it wrong or something.. Or you just can't hear too good. It's meningitis, not "mangitis".

[Lamar537]

At 10/11/09 07:36 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: NSFW
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and just quietly, this one's my favourite.

I honestly threw up. I will not eat for the rest of the day. Thank you, sir.

[Falonefal]

Another epic topic. about mangina's.
Congrats.