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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:30 PM
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So, I talked to my teenage nephew recently and found out about this weird new dance called jerking. Of course, being a Newgrounder, I immediately thought about fapping, but apparently it's some weird thing that looks like walking in place with the knees going higher than normal. Worst of all, they have weird jerking competitions that they call "jerking off."
Kids these days are fucking morons.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:31 PM
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Sounds like a white man dance.
Posted at: 10/10/09 08:34 PM
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.......Wow your a nerd.....
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:36 PM
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Uh, that dance style was big 30-40 years ago.
You know popping/locking was originally called Electric Boogaloo, right?
Fads just repeat themselves.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:37 PM
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You're a jerk!
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Yeah! They do come up with some pretty lame crap.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:38 PM
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Is it just me or does the new variation on the jerk (The dance itself isn't new, but the way it's executed nowadays is different) looks like some kids with down syndrome tried to Moonwalk and ended up jumping in place?
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:39 PM
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It's a backwards running man. It's a fad.
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At 10/10/09 08:37 PM, Master117chief wrote: You're a jerk!
That is so bad that its good.
Posted at: 10/10/09 08:41 PM
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Yeah, kids at my school do that all the time. I can't resist giggling when I hear "mayn u cant even jerk u suk at jerkin" or "yesterday we totally had a jerk circle and it wuz beest".
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At 10/10/09 08:34 PM, leo967846 wrote: .......Wow your a nerd.....
...and you're one of those people that "jerk off"
the also say "that's pro, dude" and "that's beast, man"
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:42 PM
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I know.
Damnit....
I had only to wish that there be a large crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they would greet me with cries of hate.
Posted at: 10/10/09 08:43 PM
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Conspiracy much?
Posted at: 10/10/09 08:44 PM
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I know. I hate the music of my generation.
A popular new song now consists of:
"Whats my name?" "Snoop dog snoooop doooog."
Wow guys. Some real talent you got going there. Lyrical genius, that's you.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:45 PM
At 10/10/09 08:41 PM, kamelona wrote: At 10/10/09 08:34 PM, leo967846 wrote: .......Wow your a nerd........and you're one of those people that "jerk off" the also say "that's pro, dude" and "that's beast, man"
actually i dont and if i did why would i be on this website? I cant even jerk that well i dont have any coordination
Posted at: 10/10/09 08:46 PM
Cookies, the 90s are where it's at.
Was at?
Anyhow, yes.. 1995, 1996... prime years for music. I miss it so. :(
Posted at: 10/10/09 09:14 PM
At 10/10/09 08:44 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I know. I hate the music of my generation. A popular new song now consists of: "Whats my name?" "Snoop dog snoooop doooog." Wow guys. Some real talent you got going there. Lyrical genius, that's you.
Today's music is crap. Raps like soldja boy, shitty pop artists like lady gaga, miley sirus, the Jonas bros etc.
Someone needs to make good shit before I pull a van gogh
Posted at: 10/10/09 09:17 PM
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Kids in my school are obsessed with it. It's idiotic, like someone having an upright seizure.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 09:39 PM
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My friends have a handful of YouTube videos of them jerking in CoD:WaW
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Posted at: 10/10/09 09:48 PM
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At 10/10/09 08:43 PM, Techno wrote: Conspiracy much?
It's just a coincidence.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 09:49 PM
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Stupid, stupid rich white kids.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 09:54 PM
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It can never beat Skanking
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Posted at: 10/10/09 09:56 PM
The music today SUCKS. Except Pearl Jam.
Posted at: 10/10/09 09:57 PM
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why does that have 14 million hits?
Posted at: 10/10/09 09:58 PM
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At 10/10/09 09:54 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: It can never beat Skanking
Hey, Skanking is awesome.
I will make you a sig/wallpaper/header.
Posted at: 10/10/09 10:01 PM
At 10/10/09 09:58 PM, XIII13 wrote: At 10/10/09 09:54 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: It can never beat SkankingHey, Skanking is awesome.
I never said it wasn't
Posted at: 10/10/09 10:03 PM
At 10/10/09 10:01 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: At 10/10/09 09:58 PM, XIII13 wrote: At 10/10/09 09:54 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: It can never beat SkankingHey, Skanking is awesome.I never said it wasn't
Meh, kinda seemed like you were implying it.
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At 10/10/09 09:14 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: At 10/10/09 08:44 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I know. I hate the music of my generation. A popular new song now consists of: "Whats my name?" "Snoop dog snoooop doooog." Wow guys. Some real talent you got going there. Lyrical genius, that's you.Today's music is crap. Raps like soldja boy, shitty pop artists like lady gaga, miley sirus, the Jonas bros etc. Someone needs to make good shit before I pull a van gogh
Attention: Elitist smart people Are you considering that the majority of the market is comprised of idiots? Intelligent lyrics make a song better only in the opinion of intelligent people. You're the minority. Stop acting so superior. You've got one quality that in all honesty is debatable as to whether or not it's a good thing (intelligence), and suddenly your opinion is better than anybody who does not have it?
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Indeed,skanking is awesome.
Posted at: 10/10/09 10:05 PM
At 10/10/09 10:03 PM, XIII13 wrote: At 10/10/09 10:01 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: At 10/10/09 09:58 PM, XIII13 wrote: At 10/10/09 09:54 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: It can never beat SkankingHey, Skanking is awesome.I never said it wasn'tMeh, kinda seemed like you were implying it.
the angreh face was directed towards jerking
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