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Posted at: 10/10/09 07:41 PM
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Here's the deal, your gonna die in about 10 seconds.
Yeah it sucks, get over it.
What do you wonna say before you kick the bucket, something for your family? Something for the guy who killed you? Something for the spectators?
What would be the line you'd go out on?
Mine would be "'Bout damn time!" To confuse my murderer and make anyone else in earshot laugh their ass of.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 07:43 PM
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THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!
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I can already see it. This thread is going to be full of comments like
"My last words would be 'i wish i didn't read this post' lololol + 1 post for me!"
Epic fail.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 07:44 PM
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"WHO FUCKING FARTED!?"
10 points to anyone who gets the reference.
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At 10/10/09 07:43 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!
No wait... As a Scotsman, it is required that I yell 'FREEEEEEEEDOM!'. I take back my last post.
Posted at: 10/10/09 07:45 PM
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"I;m to young to die, it aint fair mamma, y must it be meeeeee, the light, it be so bright, here it come now."
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FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
yeaah.
Posted at: 10/10/09 07:53 PM
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Goodnight Rosebud...
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Posted at: 10/10/09 07:54 PM
At 10/10/09 07:53 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Goodnight Rosebud...
The sled?
Posted at: 10/10/09 07:55 PM
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Hey, murderer, I'm very happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Jeffrey Dahmer was one of the greatest killers of all time!
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:02 PM
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It seems as though you wish to go ahead with your plans to end my life. This is a shame, so much to offer this world I had. But if you must do this then I guess there is no helping it. I only hope that you will find some sort of joy from this, for then what will the point of this all have been. I will try to convince God not to burn your soul. Well what are waiting for? Send me to him.
*looks into the sky*
Lord, I'm coming. I have but one request, might I have a window room? Thank you lord.
*looks back at killer*
Well, I guess this is my final goodbye. Later days.
Posted at: 10/10/09 08:15 PM
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At 10/10/09 07:43 PM, Twilight wrote: "insert kanye reference her-"
Look, Imma let you finish, but Beyonce has some of the best poison of all time! OF ALL--oops now I'm dead.
look gaiz i can do it 2
Posted at: 10/10/09 08:17 PM
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Mine would be "HNNNNNNNG" because I'm original.
At 10/10/09 07:54 PM, speakerlight wrote: At 10/10/09 07:53 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Goodnight Rosebud...The sled?
Citizen Kane.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 09:08 PM
Just thought of another one.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 09:10 PM
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At 10/10/09 07:41 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Here's the deal, your gonna die in about 10 seconds.
I died before I finished reading the post.
Posted at: 10/10/09 09:15 PM
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you Giez should really listed to techno, expecially daft pu-*dies*
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At 10/10/09 09:10 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: At 10/10/09 07:41 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Here's the deal, your gonna die in about 10 seconds.I died before I finished reading the post.
One less problem.
What is the point in posting that? Your so fucking witty, no one has ever done something like that before, you are the first.
Go die in a fire... that's a good one actually.
Posted at: 10/10/09 09:29 PM
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Time to die!
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Posted at: 10/10/09 09:30 PM
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Oh yeah, I raped your Mom.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 11:14 PM
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Posted at: 10/10/09 11:16 PM
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I lost The Game.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 11:18 PM
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Hey God i'm real happy for you, but Lucifer has some of the best whores OF ALL TIME!!
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I honestly wouldn't say anything.
Posted at: 10/10/09 11:19 PM
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Posted at: 10/10/09 11:21 PM
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Owwwwwwww that fucking hurt!!!! *dies*
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At 10/10/09 11:16 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I lost The Game.
you...son..of...a...bitch....
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Posted at: 10/10/09 11:24 PM
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take a pool full of my blood, splash it in his eyes, laugh and tell him I have aids...
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Posted at: 10/10/09 11:28 PM
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