Stupidest reason to call 911?

[Wegra]

What do you think is the stupidest reason to call 911 for? I'd have to say this:

" 911, emergency?"
" Hey sexy, I'm feeling very lonely tonight how 'bout you come over and have a little fun?"

or

" 911 emergency?"
" MY PENIS IS TO SMALL HELP!" *

*Actually happened

By the way include the phrase "911 emergency?" it sounds funnier when you do. Also if you want to do some extra credit you can also do the operators reaction and expand on it.

[jonthomson]

just search on youtube. there are a ton of good examples but i can't think of one that is brilliant off hand.

[HighWayStar365]

At 10/10/09 06:10 PM, Wegra wrote: " 911 emergency?"
" MY PENIS IS TO SMALL HELP!" *

*Actually happened

lolwut

[Timmy]

I've heard a 911 recording in which a woman called 911 to get the name/phone number of the male officer who came into her apartment and arrested her boyfriend. She thought that he was cute and wanted to ask him out.

Then there is the famous recording of a guy who smoked pot and was freaking out because he thought that he was ODing on marijuana.

[Master117chief]

"cop" : This is an emergency number, how can we help?

"someone" : Im hungry.

"cop" : ...

[xHaLLuCiN8x]

here's a funny one.

[ScaryMovieGirl]

At 10/10/09 06:11 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 10/10/09 06:10 PM, Wegra wrote: " 911 emergency?"
" MY PENIS IS TO SMALL HELP!" *

*Actually happened

lolwut

LOLGOD.

[Rokas1337]

''911, whats your emergency''
'' is your refrigerator running?''
'' so your the fucker who turned it off!''

[KrevZabijak]

"911, Please state your emergency."

Yes, I forgot the number for the 911 emergency thing, could you please tell me?

[Sheizenhammer]

Take your pick.

Jesus christ, people are stupid.

[physicsman09]

One guy called 911 because the McDonalds he was at was out of lemonade.

[InnerChild548]

At 10/10/09 06:25 PM, physicsman09 wrote: One guy called 911 because the McDonalds he was at was out of lemonade.

One women called 911 because McDonalds was out of McNuggets and instead they gave her someone else.

[Rokas1337]

''911, whats your emergency?''
''theres a black guy on my lawn!''
''sending in riot control squads now''

[jacencaedus]

"911 Whats Your emergency"
" Yeah I am at a Mcdonalds and they are out of Chicken Nuggets"
"Ok sir what sir what Mcdonalds are you at?"
"(Tells the address)"
"Ok sir Cops will be there shortly."
The cops arrive and arrest the guy for misuse of 911

[JadedTombstone]

Shtting your pants!

[misterchees0]

"911 emergency"

"How does a gun work?" **

** actually happened, when I was 4.

[Fire]

wat

[slingshot14]

Operator: "911 what's your emergency?"

Caller: " Not much just wanted to hear your voice."

Operator: "Susan I am in the middle of work."

Caller: " But I miss you."

Operator: " This is not a number to be playing with."

Caller: "Say hi to Jimmy."

Operator: "Susan I have t-"

Caller 2: "Hey daddy"

Operator: "Hey son"

Caller 2: "Dad guess what happened at school today."

Operator: " Jimmy I really don't have the time."

Caller 2: " But it's really cool."

Operator: " I don't care"

Caller 2: *starts crying*

Operator: "Jimmy don't cry"

Caller: " What did you do to him?"

Operator: " Nothing, I have to go."

Caller: " Oh no you're not. You hurt his feelings."

Caller 2: "Daddy doesn't care about me."

Operator: "Son I Love you but I have to go."

*click*

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 10/10/09 06:21 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Take your pick.

Jesus christ, people are stupid.

Lol

"I WANT MAH DOLLAR OR MAH TACO!!!"

[tally1989]

At 10/10/09 06:21 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Take your pick.

Jesus christ, people are stupid.

The taco guy is hilarious

[EclecticEnnui]

In February, a man in Florida called 911 because he was unhappy with the service at a Burger King. The video I posted isn't there anymore, but I remember how most of the dialogue on the phone went:

Policewoman: Sir, you cannot call 911 because you're unhappy with your burger.
Man: But what about this... taking 15 minutes to cook?
Policewoman: If it takes 15 minutes to cook, it takes 15 minutes to cook!

[IngeniousCheese]

Help! I can´t open my gherkin bottle.

[JKMonkey]

"911, Emergency?"
"Hey, It's 8 Pm, I got the tv on, and I'm in for some hot, steamy phone sex".

[Sensationalism]

I hate when people forget police stations have local numbers so they just call 911 every time they have a problem.

[MyGuitarSticks]

"911, what's your emergency?"
"What do I dial 911?"

[slingshot14]

Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

Caller: "You asshole you hung up on me."

click

[MyGuitarSticks]

"911, what's your emergency?"
"WHO WAS PHONE?"

[Klayman30]

"HELP MY CAR IS WORKING!!"

I know, that was lame.

[Sensationalism]

"911, what's your emergency?"
MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEDN!!!!

awww I fail at being funny :(

[Prinzy2]

"911 Emergency, how can I help you?"

"Shawty fire burning on the dance floor, whoa."