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Posted at: 10/10/09 03:11 AM
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Damn... I get boners every time someone opens a bottle with this.
Posted at: 10/10/09 03:12 AM
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Is that a horse foot?
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Posted at: 10/10/09 03:13 AM
At 10/10/09 03:12 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Is that a horse foot?
No my friend, it's a kangaroo scrotum. A dismembered kangaroo scrotum.
Posted at: 10/10/09 03:15 AM
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At 10/10/09 03:13 AM, bnwproductions wrote: At 10/10/09 03:12 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Is that a horse foot?No my friend, it's a kangaroo scrotum. A dismembered kangaroo scrotum.
That's pretty cool. I would love seeing parts of a kangaroo's manland everytime I crack a bottle. Was it imported from Australia or something?
Posted at: 10/10/09 03:16 AM
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You mean you get to open a beer and fondle some kangaroo's ballsack at the same time? I want one!!!
Posted at: 10/10/09 03:17 AM
At 10/10/09 03:15 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: At 10/10/09 03:13 AM, bnwproductions wrote: At 10/10/09 03:12 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Is that a horse foot?No my friend, it's a kangaroo scrotum. A dismembered kangaroo scrotum.That's pretty cool. I would love seeing parts of a kangaroo's manland everytime I crack a bottle. Was it imported from Australia or something?
Naah. I just saw it at some shop in Australia while I was over there... I just HAD to buy it.
Posted at: 10/10/09 03:20 AM
At 10/10/09 03:17 AM, bnwproductions wrote: At 10/10/09 03:15 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: At 10/10/09 03:13 AM, bnwproductions wrote: At 10/10/09 03:12 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Is that a horse foot?No my friend, it's a kangaroo scrotum. A dismembered kangaroo scrotum.That's pretty cool. I would love seeing parts of a kangaroo's manland everytime I crack a bottle. Was it imported from Australia or something?Naah. I just saw it at some shop in Australia while I was over there... I just HAD to buy it.
That's awesome. I would probably buy it too. If I didn't I would look back on it and end up just telling some lame story about how I saw one. How much did it cost?
Posted at: 10/10/09 03:22 AM
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But...
Why did someone make a bottle opener out of kangaroo nuts?
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Posted at: 10/10/09 03:25 AM
At 10/10/09 03:20 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: That's awesome. I would probably buy it too. If I didn't I would look back on it and end up just telling some lame story about how I saw one. How much did it cost?
It was 7 Australian Dollars... Which is about 6.30 USD.
At 10/10/09 03:22 AM, Sinitech wrote: But... Why did someone make a bottle opener out of kangaroo nuts?
It's not of a kangaroo's nuts. It is a kangaroo's nuts.
Because they figured a Kangaroo cock bottle opener wouldn't sell as good.
Posted at: 10/10/09 03:29 AM
At 10/10/09 03:25 AM, bnwproductions wrote: At 10/10/09 03:20 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: That's awesome. I would probably buy it too. If I didn't I would look back on it and end up just telling some lame story about how I saw one. How much did it cost?It was 7 Australian Dollars... Which is about 6.30 USD.
Oh yeah I definitely would've bought if for 6 bucks. I figured it would be around 30 bucks. I mean look at the thing. It obviously took a lot of effort to make it.
Posted at: 10/10/09 03:41 AM
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Thats very...odd. I don't understand using a kangaroos' scrotum as its base or actually legit, knowing I might be getting kangaroo ball dust in my beer.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 03:44 AM
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I guessed that it was a dog's sack. Close, but no cigar.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 05:19 AM
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Is that what I think it is?
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Posted at: 10/10/09 05:23 AM
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Looks like hairy balls.
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At 10/10/09 05:19 AM, Fifty-50 wrote: Is that what I think it is?
Yes, it is.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 05:29 AM
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Fuck that's awesome! But I don't think they sell those where i live.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 06:10 AM
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Ain't kangaroo hunting illegal or some shit?
Anyway that's pretty cool
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Posted at: 10/10/09 07:18 AM
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I can open bottles with my teeth; it makes me alot of friends at parties. :D
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Posted at: 10/10/09 07:22 AM
At 10/10/09 07:18 AM, Ledgey wrote: I can open bottles with my teeth; it makes me alot of friends at parties. :D
I can open bottles with my asshole; I no longer get invited to parties. :(
Posted at: 10/10/09 07:30 AM
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Posted at: 10/10/09 07:34 AM
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You bought it, hrm?
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Posted at: 10/10/09 07:47 AM
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At 10/10/09 07:22 AM, chiefindomer wrote: At 10/10/09 07:18 AM, Ledgey wrote: I can open bottles with my teeth; it makes me alot of friends at parties. :DI can open bottles with my asshole; I no longer get invited to parties. :(
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:23 AM
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At 10/10/09 06:10 AM, Arnaz wrote: Ain't kangaroo hunting illegal or some shit? Anyway that's pretty cool
You need a license or whatever, obviously. But the government where I live regularly culls kangaroos because they have become a nuisance by overpopulating. Also kangaroo meat is sold in a lot of supermarkets as both people and dog food. Personally I can't stand just the smell of it but my dog loves it.
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:44 AM
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Wow i didnt think of balls...
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Posted at: 10/10/09 08:45 AM
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Oh my shit! I would love that! Even just for pop it would be awesome!
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