Forum Topic: Beer + Mountain Dew

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Lare

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Posted at: 10/9/09 03:19 PM

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Fellow Newgrounders, I though I should share this piece of wisdom with you:

Beer and Mountain Dew don't go together very well.
In fact, if you mix them together, you will almost certainly cause displeasure to yourself and everyone around you.

According to ancient finnish folklore, drinking beer and Mountain Dew together can also cause impotence, temporary blindness, 3rd degree burns, miscarriage, change of skin tone and global recession.

So please, don't mix beer and Mountain Dew.

Beer + Mountain Dew

I'm more ninja than you.

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Posted at: 10/9/09 03:20 PM

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i cant wait for this spam thread to get locked

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That sounds like a bad combo.


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Posted at: 10/9/09 03:21 PM

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Shit. those are some sideeffects...LETS TRY IT!

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Posted at: 10/9/09 03:22 PM

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Why the fuck would someone be idiotic enough to mix them.

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One question, why did you think beer and mountain dew would be a good combination to being with?


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Posted at: 10/9/09 03:24 PM

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UV Blue + Mountain Dew = Win

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Posted at: 10/9/09 03:25 PM

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At 10/9/09 03:22 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: One question, why did you think beer and mountain dew would be a good combination to being with?

Because beer alone makes you strangely curious.

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Posted at: 10/9/09 03:32 PM

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the only thing beer should ever be mixed with is more alcohol. why the fuck would mix beer with mountain dew to begin with

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Posted at: 10/9/09 03:44 PM

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At 10/9/09 03:32 PM, Strength wrote: why the fuck would mix beer with mountain dew to begin with

Like I said, beer makes you curious.

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Posted at: 10/9/09 04:16 PM

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It made me ejaculate.

Like my cig? Hah!

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