That little shit!
He smells so fucking bad it's unbelieveable, when I came in from college I went to pet him and he made me dry vomit, I didn't think that anything still living could smell so bad, I have got a pritty damn high tolerance to smell and such, but that is the worst thing I have ever smelt... ever!
I can't really describe the smell... it was kinda like when you walk past a open sewer pipe that is being fixed, on a really hot day and can be smelt from a long way away...
...Now imagine that, but someone decided to light the shit pipe on fire somehow, that might be close to what my dog smells like.
The amazing thing is, I don't know how he smells so bad, maybe he slept with his head up his arse? Because there isn't anything else in the house that he could have gotten to.
He has smelt abit like this before, but I figured that one out because the toilet seat was up and someone had gone for a crap in it and it wasn't clean.
The bin isn't on the floor, the bathroom door is closed and the seat is down, there is no open access to the back garden... how the fuck does he smell so bad?