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At 10/9/09 07:42 PM, Nosferatu-of-Worms wrote: Vampires, that is all.

Pipe organ, con sorido strings, in a classical symphonic orchestration style, with a modern drum kit beat (using stylus RMX) with a high cut and some verb to give it a spacious feeling.

At 10/9/09 07:15 PM, xKore wrote: super serious man get trolled

Teh grammer and wording of this sentence both confuses and infuriates my inner child... Time to feed it coco puffs again...

Another Prompt:

Go to your nearest home bathroom and start humming a random tune, until it starts sounding like something good and new.

EAT SHIT AND DIE! BAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! METAL!!!!

Also:
Dark sky, looming presence, a fear you cannot escape, the inability to express fear, total prison and capture.

Also:
What the fuck am I talking about?

A hard break up. I broke up wid my GF today :'(

At 10/9/09 08:20 PM, Kirbyfemur wrote: Go to your nearest home bathroom and start humming a random tune, until it starts sounding like something good and new.

you know that's exactly how I got the melody for "Military Storm" which incidentally is not only the most generic and repetitive song I've ever produced but also the most popular by a long shot

what now

At 10/9/09 11:39 PM, Stupor wrote: Seeing as how this thread has bounced suddenly back into the original topic, I guess I'll contribute:

-- A reggae song with techno elements.

-- A track in 5/4 time with lyrics to match.

my highschool band director actually did that with his band (yeah he has a rock band) except they made the song in 7/8, lol

There's also that song from West Side Story.

my highschool band director actually did that with his band (yeah he has a rock band) except they made the song in 7/8, lol

Found the link

http://earlband.com/11%207_8.mp3

Floating through a binary sea watching explosions of reason.

p.s. you guys suck at following rules.

Sometimes i watch nature documentries and get ideas like;

- A lone monkey forages for peanuts, then challenges the alpha male in his pack for a root with one of the females, but fails and limps off all sad n shit. (an example of possible song progression)

- A bitcrushed tiger is eating from a carcass. (glitch/dubstep)

take 8-9 shots of scotch, watch reruns of the real world while my dog licks my anus, listening to the funny sounds my dog makes, play those on the casio and get paid

At 10/10/09 08:52 AM, Bjra wrote: take 8-9 shots of scotch, watch reruns of the real world while my dog licks my anus, listening to the funny sounds my dog makes, play those on the casio and get paid

Wow talk about genius! Didn't Beethoven do something similar in his day?

At 10/9/09 11:11 PM, TheWhiteStripe wrote: A hard break up. I broke up wid my GF today :'(

No wonder why you signed up on newgrounds.

take a random cut from a movie and put your drums to the rythm of the sounds or speaking in the movie. dont use movie clip sample.

Br00talz djent

That really forms the gist of most my song ideas right thar

drop a hanful of pennies on different surfaces. record it. cut it up and use it for rythm.
autotune some city traffic and cut it up
then play your keyboard with the sound off and just the beat you have created. take the product and edit it until satisfied.

i might do the dropping change thing... it sounds like a fun project.. i dont know how i just came up with that one.

I like this thread.. i think it will provide experimental means to make music especially when we experience some writers block or a HEAVY case of boredom.

At 10/10/09 01:00 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i might do the dropping change thing... it sounds like a fun project.. i dont know how i just came up with that one.

You might have just inspired me to undertake a new project this long weekend. One of those crazy 'found audio' songs

i dont feel like doing it in one sentence i think it limits the potential of this thread.

A drunken elephant walking through a trail littered with bent metal soup ladles being followed by whooping cranes carying bicycle horns.
It is very windy.The trees are all around but void of leaves. the wind whistles through them..... what a clumsy elephant

TRANSLATION: A floppy clumsy trombone and tuba with fast paced minimal clicks and clangs as percusion. Windy ambience. Panned sound effects with i high attention to detail relating to the visual aspect.

At 10/10/09 01:06 PM, loansindi wrote:

You might have just inspired me to undertake a new project this long weekend. One of those crazy 'found audio' songs

AWESOME.. sometimes it takes a half baked idea to get the creative juices flowing.. glad i inspired you :)

At 10/9/09 06:11 PM, Bjra wrote:

At 10/9/09 05:48 PM, Screch wrote:

oh yeah heres anotehr one

dawnload the latest souljaboy song, and duplicate it with a different melody

Gtfo

now comeon whats so bad about that ;)

other than what many would call the greatest desecration of music since the sampler was invented

exactly. the guy's the LEAST talented musician in the world, other than myself.

Correction: I'm the least talented musician in the world.

At 10/11/09 03:55 PM, EmperorCharlemagne wrote: Correction: I'm the least talented musician in the world.

you don't count. i don't know why. you just don't.

Write a song about slowly drowning, and use the song as a metaphor for misery.

At 10/12/09 12:06 AM, Jeffaro wrote: Write a song about being raped,tortured and killed by a Zebra.

it would hurt less than an elephant, i guess.

At 10/10/09 08:52 AM, Bjra wrote: take 8-9 shots of scotch, watch reruns of the real world while my dog licks my anus, listening to the funny sounds my dog makes, play those on the casio and get paid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L59yZJDYG Zg&feature=related for the people who failed to understand.

At 10/12/09 03:41 PM, Swerve wrote:

At 10/10/09 08:52 AM, Bjra wrote: take 8-9 shots of scotch, watch reruns of the real world while my dog licks my anus, listening to the funny sounds my dog makes, play those on the casio and get paid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L59yZJDYG Zg&feature=related for the people who failed to understand.

That was actually pretty funny.

Write a song about a dwarf with space swords and can shoot lasers from his eyes, and about the rocket he is riding on, that is about to blow up the high elf city, where he is being attacked by giant mutant seahorses with tentacles that can fire pain lasers. But wait, no problem, the dwarf has super awesome armor and his trusty space swords, zing zing. Also the song should include a guitar solo depicting an epic arms combat between the dwarf and the space high elf armada general, who has a space axe that can shoot arrows that make big explosions. Don't forget to give the dwarf a shield that makes a laser bubble around him when he is in danger, and makes everything it touches turn into a big explosion. Then the rocket explodes and the space economy plummets as the primary source of space mana is drained into a void, and galactic space piracy and black markets begin to dominate all sources of politics.

At 10/12/09 07:33 PM, Crusader-Shield wrote: Write a song about a dwarf with space swords and can shoot lasers from his eyes, and about the rocket he is riding on, that is about to blow up the high elf city, where he is being attacked by giant mutant seahorses with tentacles that can fire pain lasers. But wait, no problem, the dwarf has super awesome armor and his trusty space swords, zing zing.

and yet yoshi would still whip his fat, bearded ass by throwing eggs in his face, then eating him and turning him into an egg and crapping him out, then kicking the shit out of it.

HI IM 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS