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At 10/9/09 03:06 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'm so sad Wisconsin would be at the end of the list...long after you've given up!

Oh no, I'm going till the very end dammit! I just have to give myself a break so I can think of more snarky things to point out.

Virginia:
1: Jews are non-existent
2: Can't have a radar detecter
3: Virginia beach has a no cursing policy.
4: Never, ever get the right flu shop medicine the first time.
5: Gas can be like, fucking 2 dollars.
6: It's exactly in between new york and florida
7: Black people live in ghettos that are well fenced from white people.
8: If you have a weapon's permit you can but as many guns as you want.
9: Holocaust museum for family fun.
10: .... fuck, that's all i got.

At 10/9/09 03:15 AM, Stoicish wrote: Oh no, I'm going till the very end dammit! I just have to give myself a break so I can think of more snarky things to point out.

Good to know.

So, why isn't Kansas here yet? There's plenty of snarkalicious things to say about it.

Needs more Jersey.

At 10/9/09 08:06 AM, Invisable-Ranger wrote: So, why isn't Kansas here yet? There's plenty of snarkalicious things to say about it.

At 10/9/09 09:38 AM, wegra2007 wrote: Needs more Jersey.

What part of "alphabetical" is so hard to understand?

At 10/9/09 12:05 AM, Wuggawoot wrote:

You don't know a single thing about New York, I see. Here, let me rephrase that for you:

10 Reasons to live in New York:
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10 REASONS TO LIVE IN KANSAS
1. Your expensive home is nowhere near anywhere.
2. The largest employer is a hospital chain.
3. You'll find fun and interesting things to do because those two words avoid the state like the plague.
4. If you have a dog who runs away you can watch him run away for hours.
5. Most people living here can't figure out if they are Southern or Midwestern.
6. Chances are you have an anti-government militia group in your state.
7. Workman's comp is not a system here, but a way of life.
8. The state was the center for Brown v. The Board of Education.
9. Witchata is essentially Little Rock, but with a different name.
10. Every year your kids science book will teach them something new about the creation or evolution of man.

10 REASONS TO LIVE IN KENTUCKY
1. Someone in your family knows how to play the banjo.
2. If you do something stupid you have a built-in excuse.
3. The derby is interesting if you have a gambling problem.
4. If you live here you can say your state was Union or Confederate depending on your mood.
5. The last major disaster was an ice storm in 2009.
6. Abe Lincoln's home is right in the middle of mountains and people who think they are still living in 1968 Kentucky.
7. Southern Baptist is an understatement.
8. Louisville is actually quite nice to look at from a distance.
9. The education system seems to cater to those who are bipolar about anything.
10. Their highways are known as the "Bluegrass" highway system.

10 REASONS TO LIVE IN LOUISIANA
1. You will never be able to understand what a Cajun is saying.
2. The state is a buffer zone between Texas and Mississippi and keeps them from getting out of hand.
3. It is the only state where people actually are different thanks to a French background.
4. You don't have counties, you have parishes.
5. You may wake up one morning and suddenly find out that your home is now Gulf Beach Front property.
6. It's seems if you hate black people then you are more than welcome in some areas.
7. All the tourist only show up for one week in February and then promptly leave.
8. Spicy food is an understatement.
9. Neither anyone from Texas or Mississippi want to cross the state to get anywhere else.
10. Chances are your town is going to be part of a major civil rights case.

10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MAIN
1. Stephen King is actually proud to live here and makes it seem somewhat interesting to live in.
2. Your meals are going to be something along the lines of "Clam ________".
3. Your GDP is unemployed fishermen.
4. All the French Canadians don't bother to venture down to where you are at.
5. If you live near the cost you can turn your porch light on and off and confuse local ships.
6. Most jetBlue planes go to here and jetBlue is awesome.
7. It wanted to be different and legalized same-sex marriage despite most people being in love with themselves.
8. It's socially acceptable to go to a wedding in water weightier.
9. You were probably an extra in the Delores Clayborne movie.
10. If you are goth then you'll fit in because dark and gloomy is a common mood.

Alabama:
1) Incest.
2) Incest.
3) Incest.
4) Incest.
5) Incest.
6) Incest.
7) Incest.
8) Incest.
9) Incest.
10) Demented children.

1 Reason to live in AUSTRALIA:
1) It's not America. (seewhatIdidthar?)

At 10/9/09 12:43 PM, DontExplain wrote: 1 Reason to not live in AUSTRALIA:
1) It's not America. (seewhatIdidthar?)

seewhatIdidthar?

Still waiting on that heifer, Julio.

I live in arizona, and my friend went to a Marilyn Manson concert. Marilyn Manson then said " I thought hell was the hottest place on earth. Then I came to Phoenix Arizona."

i want pennslyvania talked about

North Dakota:
1. LIES
2. LIES
3. LIES
4. LIES
5. LIES
6. LIES
7. LIES
8. LIES
9. LIES
10. LIES

Nebraska!
1. Kool-aid was invented here, who doesn't love kool-aid?
2. Nebraska loevs teh college sports, College world series is held here and Nebraska fooootball!
3. We don't have an accent, we're all proper with everything we say.
4. Nebraska made 911 bitches, that's right.
5. Corn is used in almost every food on the market these days, guess who makes an assload of corn?
6. We said "Fuck off" to walmart and now our evil corperation of choice is K-mart!
7. We made a stonehenge out of fucking cars, how alternative and punk is that?
8. We don't give a flying fuck about the economy, we pretty much have our own.
9. Everyone here is actually really nice, except omaha, where "gangsters" are at.
10. Unlike most states filled to the brim with white people, Whites don't really fear or think differently of Black people, really the only thing we hate is Mexicans and we won't hate in front of your face, ever. Just jokes and shit.

Tennessee will have at least 3 reasons about Memphis/Graceland.

It took a while, but I managed to get another update in ya'll!

10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MARYLAND
1. Most people don't know this, but Glen Bernie is the center of Middle Class boredom.
2. Most people know this, but Baltimore is a trash infested industrial shit hole.
3. Okay, okay, Ocean City is pretty nice.
4. The Nation's Capital is not too far away if you like going there.
5. The only known US state to act reasonable during a Hurricane.
6. The Raven's are the one football team that can bewilder you to wonder how the hell a team can win the Superbowl just on defense alone.
7. Annapolis (when it isn't frost nipple biting winter) is very nice and houses the Naval Academy.
8. Most people here are Roman Catholic or talk about Catholicism.
9. Your license plate is an indicator that you are a horrible driver and should never venture beyond New England.
10. Common catch phrase is, "Fuck the New Jersey turnpike."

10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS
1. Congrats! You're state cares enough to give you health care.
2. People in Boston are too proud to live in Boston.
3. Like Poe, most people die here over alcohol induced exposure.
4. Like Maryland, people here really love being Catholic.
5. The KENNEDYS!
6. Almost no one in this state is poor or suffering.
7. Law seems to be a big deal here.
8. Fuck you Celtics, you made me lose a bet.
9. Has a flat-tax.
10. I can't imagine anyone who likes Cape Cod who doesn't own a boat.

10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MICHIGAN
1. The state is separated by water from each other and that's slightly interesting.
2. The will of the people to suffer through the menopausal nature of mother nature is astounding.
3. If you are lucky, in a few years Canada might just annex Detroit.
4. Flint for that matter too.
5. All workers in Michigan have been getting laid off since the early 90's.
6. Misinformed pundit Michael Moore and rapper Eminem came from here. That's something to think about Michigan.
7. Remember when car's used to come from here?
8. Remember when people here actually used to own a car?
9. Sometimes feels like a war torn Soviet Union.
10. Seriously America, we should cut our losses and just abandon this state.

10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MINNESOTA
1. All the drunk Scandinavians and Germans decided to settle here, passing out before they made it to Canada.
2. Says something about your people when you are drunker and more foul mouthed than the people in the Dakota's.
3. Can't venture out during night time because chances are you are going to run into a tree.
4. One of the few states to still provide raw materials.
5. Prince, Bob Dylan, Judy Garland, The Coen Brothers, Terry Gilliam and fucking Mystery Science Theater 3000! WOO!
6. Everyone thinks you are nicer than you really are.
7. For some reason everyone in this state seems to live forever.
8. One of the few US states that barely cares about Hockey.
9. You have the DFL which is awesome and then you voted Al Franken in which is even greater.
10. If you stay here long enough and get a nice enough coat the place will grow onto you.

There is no reason, whatsoever, to live in Alabama.

ONE REASON NOT TO LIVE IN ALABAMA

1. North Dakota has snow.

Iowa

Corn.
Strong communities.
Corn.
Small town settings.
Corn.
A merge of modern and old things and customs.
Corn.
Nice people, friendly faces.
Corn.
Did I mention we have corn?

As a Michiganian,I can confirm those are true,but exaggerated.

Mississippi
1. None!
2. None!
3. None!
4. None!
5. None!
6. None!
7. None!
8. None!
9. None!
10. None!

I'm ready to get out of this shit hole!

At 10/9/09 05:57 AM, H-K-S wrote: Virginia:
7: Black people live in ghettos that are well fenced from white people.

It's true.

At 10/9/09 12:09 AM, Leidolfr wrote: Maine:
5- Hammond lumbah, bub

Let's go muddin theyah bab

At 10/8/09 11:13 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Rhode Island:

1. Join the majority of the state and get paid for NOT working.
2. Road work photographer? You're set for life.
3. Pot hole inspector? You're even more set for life.
4. Clam cakes.
5. Clam cakes.
6. Not good at remembering street names? No worries, we tell you where to go based on landmarks that no longer exist.
7. Too lazy to pronounce some of your "r's?' Get in your ca' and come on down.
8. Newport Mansions.
9. If you drive with us it's practice for New York.
10. H.P. Lovecraft Museum. Ok not really.

You know, living here, I can say that this is pretty accurate. Especially no 2 through 6. Number 8 is definitely not a selling point, I've been to the mansions once and all I could think was "...rich people's houses. Woo."

How about living anywhere in the state and still being (at most) only an hour away from the beach?

Do Ohio please!

At 10/9/09 12:48 AM, Stoicish wrote: 3. It is where you die of dysentery before you reach Oregon.

Did someone say Oregon Trail?

Holy Shit

FUCK I GOT IT

At 10/8/09 11:21 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Montana:
1.Low unemployment
2. beautiful scenery
3. bunch of rich people live there
4. closeness to canada
5. If you like fucked up weather, this place is prefect for you
6. no huge cities
7. peaceful
8. the scenery
9. there's snowboarding
10. good hunting

number 5 is so true. I like it though cus it keeps pussys out of the state. Yeah run back to California you assholes.

Wasington (the state):
1. Has the Seahawks(which kinda sucks)
2. Microsoft is based there.
3. Near Canada, eh.
4. Safe from the California becoming an island to hang out with Hawaii earthquake.
5. the worst book series ever made takes place in this state.
6. You can try to beg for money at Microsoft.
7. Yell at the retards there that came after a certain book series came out.
8. Okay, America, can we remove Washington(the state) from the United States? And annex it?