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Just click this... don't worry it's a Newgrounds link, just click it.

You see all of those flash movies and "games." They are the works of the mockery and "celebration" of one Adolf Hitler. From Around the World in 80 Days to other spam flashes.

We've been making fun of Hitler for quite sometime now and for good reason.

So this thread is to praise the biggest Epic Fail in history since Napoleon. The failure of taking over the world. Let this thread not only mock Hitler, but well yeah let's just poke fun at Hitler.

Also I'm sure you learned about Hitler in school. What interesting facts did a teacher have to tell you about the biggest douchebag on the face of this Earth?

Photoshop it FTW! Winner gets a Cookie!

Also if you don't like the picture provided then find one yourself!

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Guys? Where are you.

Winston Churchill vs. Adolf Hitler.

Rock, Paper, Scissors.

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Hitler got the Nazi salute from a neo-classic painting.

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i guess you fail...
i didnt think so but popular opinion never lies
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Ya know in English class we read both Goodnight Mr Tom and The Boy in the Striped PYjamas.
Yeah, Hitler's a fag and the way Bruno described him was hilarious.

(Not exact words) "He was rather short and his hair was short too. He had a mustache that was small. So small infact that [Bruno] didn't know why he bothered with it at all... it's as if he was shaving and he missed a spot."

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What does Mich Lieb mean in German?


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He had a piss fetish.

Not cool, Adolf. Not cool.

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Meat made him squemish so he to become a vegetarian.


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You know it really is profound to think about how one man ruined that fashion of mustache forever. Okay, I don't really see the appeal in having that sort of mustache anyway, but still, no one can safely have that style anymore thanks to one man's acts.

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At 10/8/09 02:22 AM, StarF68 wrote: You know it really is profound to think about how one man ruined that fashion of mustache forever. Okay, I don't really see the appeal in having that sort of mustache anyway, but still, no one can safely have that style anymore thanks to one man's acts.

Wow, I never really thought about that one ever, but you're pretty much right. I mean, Hitler is probably one of the world's most recognized figures and that douchey mustache pretty much just ices the cake and makes him all the more memorable. Frankly I think it'd be impossible to have that kind of mustache without making the connection to hitler. If only he just sported a regular mustache or beard.


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Will I get an IRL Permaban if I go to Germany in Adolf Hitler style and start doing the 'achtung' thing he always did?


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He was an hero.


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I actually went to a Nazi museum section in a safari park (do not question Lord Bath's madness) and there were a lot of things that were Hitler's there, including around 30 or so of Hitler's paintings. What I'll say is, I don't understand why he was a failed artist, they were really good, actually. Could millions of deaths have been averted, had we accepted he was good at drawing?

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Delicious ignorance in a social norms sauce. I fucking love it!

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Hitler apparently only had one ball.

Also, he was gay for Mussolini.
Very very gay for Mussolini.
There is no way those two were straight.

They're probably the gayest dictators in history.
Yes, even gayer than Alexander the Great, who probably got assassinated by his jealous wife because he liked to fuck his best friend more than me.

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At 10/8/09 06:22 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:
Yes, even gayer than Alexander the Great, who probably got assassinated by his jealous wife because he liked to fuck his best friend more than *her.

Holy crap, I really screwed this up.

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At 10/8/09 01:46 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: He had a piss fetish.

Not cool, Adolf. Not cool.

whatever, yurgenburger

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At 10/8/09 01:02 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Guys? Where are you.

Winston Churchill vs. Adolf Hitler.

Rock, Paper, Scissors.

All this time, he was really just trying to play a friendly game of rock, paper, scissors!

I prefer rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock meself.

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At 10/8/09 02:55 AM, Otto wrote: I actually went to a Nazi museum section in a safari park (do not question Lord Bath's madness) and there were a lot of things that were Hitler's there, including around 30 or so of Hitler's paintings. What I'll say is, I don't understand why he was a failed artist, they were really good, actually. Could millions of deaths have been averted, had we accepted he was good at drawing?

Yeah, Ive always liked Hitlers art too, lol, isnt that weird. and yeah, himand charles manson are kindred souls.

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He had two testicles. The one-nut thing came from an English propaganda song. And while it also takes a certain degree of "are you fucking insane?!", they must have been made of brass to backstab Russia.
It doesn't make him any less of an evil dictator, but you have to admire the bravery it takes to attack a country that could only be brought down by itself in the past while his generals said it was suicide.

Fun Fact: Hitler was rejected from art school because the administration thought that this painting wasn't good enough:

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At 10/8/09 06:53 AM, nsc007 wrote: Fun Fact: Hitler was rejected from art school because the administration thought that this painting wasn't good enough:

Yeah, when he was rejected, he started work as a house painter. I think they thought his art was bad because it was stylistically different than what was popular then, that and, maybe he wasnt tall and blonde enough to be taken seriously, lol.

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He couldn't make up his own ideas, so he had to take symbols away from other people. Such as the swastika. I think it was from some form of Hinduism.


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At 10/8/09 06:53 AM, nsc007 wrote: He had two testicles. The one-nut thing came from an English propaganda song.

I know, I know.
He's still very gay, though.

And while it also takes a certain degree of "are you fucking insane?!", they must have been made of brass to backstab Russia.
It doesn't make him any less of an evil dictator, but you have to admire the bravery it takes to attack a country that could only be brought down by itself in the past while his generals said it was suicide.

He was pretty much completely off his nut by then, and was high on drugs most of his days.
His personal Doctor gave him amphetamines to help him wake up, and tranquilizers to help him sleep.

He was also a highly irrational man that hated the Russians far more than the English, almost as much as he hated Jews.


Fun Fact: Hitler was rejected from art school because the administration thought that this painting wasn't good enough:

I know a girl that used to go to art school, but now just goes to college here with an art wing.
She's told me that they're always horrible horrible snobs at art schools, and you pretty much have to draw the same emotionless, boring and lousy "real-life" art.

She'll sometimes draw in a cartoony style, and kept getting picked on for that, and it was even worse for this poor Korean guy that was a student that came over to America to go to college there, and they constantly teased him, and even pissed on his sketchbook, all because he drew in a Manga/Anime artstyle.

With what she told me, it sounds like art schools are full of snobs that are so bad, they go to a psychopathic level of irrationality.

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At 10/8/09 07:12 AM, thelittleemo wrote: He couldn't make up his own ideas, so he had to take symbols away from other people. Such as the swastika. I think it was from some form of Hinduism.

lol.....

The Swastika, or Hakenkreuz, was also a Runic Symbol, as well as being a symbol for atleast three other peoples. Hitlers whole big thing was he was leading the germans back to the vikings, he was using pagan symbols and medieval ideas to slowly lead the germans from christianity, to norse paganism, as well as the lifestyle therein.

Infact, the birthing agencies [ where they approved your kids name, and his birth, you had to prove back 3 generations that you were german to get a birth pass ] had the runic symbol for fertility, and family, on their documents and on their signs.


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sorry, my last post made it look like he said all that, the first part is the only quoted text from him


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Hitler would've won if he wasn't racist and fought for Germany, not National Socialism. All those undesirables were willing to fight for the Kaiser for WW1, so they would've done it again. After all, they were also Germans. And he wouldn't have scared away Einstein.


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Hey Hitler, Jews on the internet.

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