Let's Write Songs!

[NG-Bumper]

Here's a heavy metal thrash song that I'm sure will get you in that hickle-yoo-doo-mood!

WE LIKE LEMONS!
YES WE DO!
NOW WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!

all I got right nao.

[yurgenburgen]

Rap song:

My bitch.
My bitch.
My hoe.
My hoe.
My bitch.

[Ryanson]

YOU SUCK
I KNOW
MY D*CK
YOU BLOW

Yay. Second ve rse, same as the first. Then we start mentioning vaginas, and it gets interesting

[NG-Bumper]

At 10/7/09 11:45 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Rap song:

Where's the part about the guns and growing up on teh streetz?

[gibleto]

I fucked a chicken with a garden hose.
It felt like spaghett-os.
Slapped the fowl with my Penis.
It's face wasn't the cleanest.

Cause I jizzed all over it.

[Ryanson]

At 10/7/09 11:55 PM, gibleto wrote: I fucked a chicken with a garden hose.
It felt like spaghett-os.
Slapped the fowl with my Penis.
It's face wasn't the cleanest.

Cause I jizzed all over it.

Is it bad that I laughed as I sang that out loud??

[NG-Bumper]

WE LIKE LEMONS!
YES WE DO!
NOW WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!
TURN YOUR INSIDES INTO BEEF STEW!

WE LIKE LEMONS!
HOW ABOUT YOU?
RENEGADE FIGHTERS OF THE JLU
JLU
JUJITSU LIME CREW
IT DOESN'T HAVE A U IN EW!

[The-Great-One]

At 10/7/09 11:45 PM, ryanson209 wrote: YOU SUCK
I KNOW
MY D*CK
YOU BLOW

Yay. Second ve rse, same as the first. Then we start mentioning vaginas, and it gets interesting

Is this supposed to be a rap song or is it just one of those perverted songs? Which is it rap or soul?

[Ryanson]

At 10/8/09 12:33 AM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 10/7/09 11:45 PM, ryanson209 wrote: YOU SUCK
I KNOW
MY D*CK
YOU BLOW

Yay. Second verse, same as the first. Then we start mentioning vaginas, and it gets interesting

Is this supposed to be a rap song or is it just one of those perverted songs? Which is it rap or soul?

I actually sung it, in m head, to the first verse of "All the Small Things"

[The-Great-One]

At 10/8/09 12:37 AM, ryanson209 wrote: I actually sung it, in m head, to the first verse of "All the Small Things"

Oh! Alright. Let me give this a go then.

There's a Penguin in my Caboose.
However did it get Loose?
Why is it riding a Moose?
Oh My God look out for that Goose!

There's a Penguin in my Caboose.
However did it get Loose?
Catching him is no Use.
For he's better at playing Ping-Pong.

Where's TheWeebl when you need him?

[Corpus-Delicti]

i like turkey
i like jerky
i like meat

oh a special treat!
BBQ is sweet
yum yum i love meat
i love chicken
delicious smells in the kitchen!

[RaptorJesus]

At 10/7/09 11:44 PM, NG-Bumper wrote: Here's a heavy metal thrash song that I'm sure will get you in that hickle-yoo-doo-mood!

WE LIKE LEMONS!
YES WE DO!
NOW WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!

WE LIKE LEMONS!
BLAME THE JEW!
IT'S THE THING TO DO!