Guide:avoid Getin Caught Smokin Pot

[spawn0220]

Here is a guide for anyone who wants to avoid getting caught smoking pot :D

Have you had these problems:
You go to school High your friends tell you you smell like Weed.
Your don't want to go home because your parents.
You want to get high in you room but it always smells like the magic herb.

Then you will need these items:
Axe or some kind of spray or calone. (helps you not smell like Weed)

Visine, any kind will do. (Gets rid of Red Eyes)

A regular water bottle. (You'll find out soon)

At least 12 sheets of bounce or whatever other fabric softner you use. ( If you can't get that amount of sheets then just get as many as possible This is necessary for somthing special :p)

A pack of halls(Freshens breath to conceal weed smell and you will be able to smell pot on yourself for some reason i do not know why.This way you will know how much axe you will need to put on.)
Scented hand sanitizer (Your fingers will smell like weed so bad you will need this trust me it helps.)

K well thats all and now to construct that special thing i like to call a bounty blower.
This one is much more effective than the one i used to use.

To Build A Bounty Blower
1. Take the water bottle make sure its empty(DUH)

2. Drill or burn 5 holes around the bottom of the bottle. Not the Very bottom but around the bottom make them spaced apart to. (Dilling Works the best.)

3.Take the bounce sheets and stick them in the bottle. (The More The Better ;D)
And you are done.
Now you should be able to smoke weed in your room without having it smell.Also if you did put the holes like i described, it will look really cool when the smoke is coming out.

Tips
After taking a hit blow through the bounty blower another 2 or 4 times to even out the smell.

Don't over spray yourself with axe then that will just raise suspicion.

Try not to laugh your ass of around The ones you are trying to avoid.

Get a vaporizer and you will never need this guide they do not leave any trace of smoke(but the smoke you blow out ya mouth) and do not make anything smell like Da Green of The Ganja.

When Hiding your weed try these things> TAke an empty arm deodorant thinger and wash it out good. Then break that thing that moves the stick up or down off. If it is see through then just stick somthing in there that will will block from seeing inside then stick you weed in there and put that thing that is on top of the stick when you first get it back on then the cap and you got a good hiding spot out in the open.

Try in the back of a ps2(You know the port that you stick the huge ass thing in that lets you play on line)

Old board game box.

In a stuffed animal.(LOL?)

Anywhere no one will ever think of.

In your parents room they will never think of finding it in there ahahahah. BUt then again you may not always be able to get your Green buddha(weed).RoflCopter.

Inside of your pillowcase that way you can always know your weed is safe at night and not alone in that cold dark corner you always leave it in O_O...............SHame on you.

I guess you get the picture hide it anywhere unpredictable.

Heres what i do to hide my weed. If you have a tons of clothes hanging in your closet or even a few.
Take a plastic bag or 2 or 3 to support that heavy bong and put them on the inside of a dress shirt or botton shirt is the easiest to get at it or a normal shirt. Viola a engenious hiding spot for your weed and your bong as well as the bounty blower. =D

other tips

Try smoking it outside if your going to school because you will smell less like pot

Bring or use somthing smaller like a pipe or mini bong or a bubbler etc. when going to school striaght after or if you are going home. save that bong for a better time.

ONe note:

To all that will tell another to just not smoke pot and tell me it is bad and wrong . You are wrong.

Cigerettes have killed millions worldwide A YEAR
Weed has killed NONE

Ciggerttes are more addictive than Crack, Herion, and yes even weed, COMBINED
Weed Is not physically addictive and only metally addictive and it is not a gateway drug despite arguments between politicians who say it is. There have been many Studys conducted that prove that is is not a gateway drug. Look it up somtime.

Cigarettes are chemically induced and have many things in them that are quite harmful to humans
Weed is grown from the ground and THC is already on it. There is nothing added to it. It is simply a plant. (In my 5 years of smoking and i have smoked ALOT i have never had a weed that made me trip out unaturraly or was laced. And if it was it can only be laced with certain drugs that means you can;t just mix meth with weed or crack with weed. It doesn't work that way. And really who wants to sell laced weed it would serve no purpse they wouldn't profit at all and would probably get knocked for selling that shit. also most other drugs that can be laced with weed have a higher burning point that weed so they burn up before you smoke it and then the drug that was laced on is useless because they have chemicals.

Cigarettes are legal
Weed is illegal

wheres the sensibility and logic in that?

Also alchol is as well.

[Sekhem]

1. don't live with your parents
2. get a job, you lazy ass hippy

[kamelona]

There's another way: Be born to parents that smoke pot.

[tox]

wouldent it seem a bit odd if your parents walked in on you smoking... they find your pot deterent bottle or they actaly find your stash... then all your info fucks right out the window... when then?

[TheStonePilot]

INSTANT GUIDE TO NEVER HAVING TO HIDE YOUR POT.

1. Move out of your parents house, lazy ass little kid.
2. Stop smoking pot because it makes you cool, kids like you I hate.
3. Get a job.

Basically, stop being an idiot.

[dabigboom]

sir i believe you think people here will care?

[JustsTrollingAlong]

At 10/7/09 11:40 PM, spawn0220 wrote: Here is a guide for anyone who wants to avoid getting caught smoking pot :D

Have you had these problems:
You go to school High your friends tell you you smell like Weed.
Your don't want to go home because your parents.

You're a moron, back in the day, when I was in high school I had teachers tell me I smelled like weed, it's not illegal to smell like weed, as long as they don't catch you with any.

If you really feel the need to smoke right before school roll one joint/rillo (whatever you dose) and smoke it before you get onto school property.

You are too much of a lazy ass to go outside to smoke

Stop smoking if you can't enjoy nature while smoking.

You reinforce the stupid stoner stereotype

[Sensationalism]

Why the hell did you feel the need to list all that stuff? Geeze, dude.
Back in the day I'd have a little spray febreeze bottle, eye drops, hand sanitizer, papers, a lighter, and shit like that on me at all times.

[Cloudius]

At 10/7/09 11:41 PM, Sekhem wrote: 1. don't live with your parents
2. get a job, you lazy ass hippy

this^

also this can all be trounced by simply going outside to smoke, or the most obvious thing is to open a window!

[Aggzza]

At 10/7/09 11:40 PM, spawn0220 wrote: Cigerettes have killed millions worldwide A YEAR
Weed has killed NONE

i fucking LOLed

[Hellian00]

Or you could just GO OUTSIDE. And use Axe.

[Peaceblossom]

Hmm, I've been smoking weed for 2 years, and never had any of these problems with smell. Get a glass pipe, smoke outside, chew gum. Rarely am I ever getting stoned and then coming home while I'm still high.

Also, your stats about cigarettes and weed are pretty skewed.

[Aggzza]

enjoy your:

Impaired perception
Diminished short-term memory
Loss of concentration and coordination
Impaired judgement
Increased risk of accidents
Loss of motivation
Diminished inhibitions
Increased heart rate
Anxiety, panic attacks, and paranoia
Hallucinations
Damage to the respiratory, reproductive, and immune systems
Increased risk of cancer
Psychological dependency
Reduced learning ablility

tl;dr:
you fucking idiot

[Ass-Crumb]

At 10/7/09 11:40 PM, spawn0220 wrote: Ciggerttes are more addictive than Crack, Herion, and yes even weed, COMBINED

Yeah, except, you've probably never met anyone on crack or heroin. Because if you have, you'd instantly retract this statement and realize what a jackass you are. For one, crack gives you an immense euphoria and releases a shitload of dopamine in your brain, much more than naturally released. That being said, it's literally impossible to get the amount of satisfaction that you can get from pure crack, because it's practically impossible, biologically. Why the hell do you think so many crack addicts are homeless, unhealthy criminals? Yeah, I doubt anyone would go and lose their family and friends for a cigarette addiction. Most of the same can be said for heroin.

Compare it to cigarettes, which are pretty cheap to make and make you produce

Weed Is not physically addictive and only metally addictive and it is not a gateway drug despite arguments between politicians who say it is. There have been many Studys conducted that prove that is is not a gateway drug. Look it up somtime.

You know, I was with you up until this point. And by with you, I mean that I thought your 'guide' was pretty much entirely superfluous and needless because all it amounts to is "Don't smell bad, use visine and shit", but then you had to go off on this tangent and ruin any hopes of sounding intelligent ever.

Yes, weed is, for the most part, a gateway drug. While you yourself may not do meth or coke, that's not to say that there are other people who do both hard and light drugs. I'm not saying this because of any stupid studies or shit like that, it's from experience. And from my experience, all the people who make their living and earn money from drug dealing generally will try and deal more profitable drugs, such as meth and coke, and will look for people to buy it. Again, I'm not saying I looked up a bunch of fucking studies on google or whatever the fuck you did to make you think you're smart, this is mostly from experience, and I'd say a decent portion of all the drug dealers I or my friends have gone through who are older than 21 generally do coke, at the very least.

As for studies, I'm not even going to get into this, because both sides of the fence are equally biased and stupid, and I really don't trust any test unless it comes from a completely foreign country that would actually promote that kind of test. And don't say Amsterdam because that's a terrible example. Maybe Australia or something.

Cigarettes are chemically induced and have many things in them that are quite harmful to humans
Weed is grown from the ground and THC is already on it. There is nothing added to it. It is simply a plant. (In my 5 years of smoking and i have smoked ALOT i have never had a weed that made me trip out unaturraly or was laced. And if it was it can only be laced with certain drugs that means you can;t just mix meth with weed or crack with weed. It doesn't work that way. And really who wants to sell laced weed it would serve no purpse they wouldn't profit at all and would probably get knocked for selling that shit. also most other drugs that can be laced with weed have a higher burning point that weed so they burn up before you smoke it and then the drug that was laced on is useless because they have chemicals.

Yeah totally, I mean, they don't call jimmy-rigged lighters crack lighters for any reason (hint: they use the incredible flames to burn crack). So, I guess that a plant is totally going to burn slower than a fucking rock, so I'll totally just take your word for it.

But as for the actual topic of the argument, which you pretty much brought up and then completely sidestepped, is that yeah, cigarettes are totally harmful and way more health-risking than marijuana, but that doesn't just mean that you should go and smoke a shit load of pot instead. For one, marijuana is more cancer inducing than tobacco- pound for pound, but since you obviously would smoke way more tobacco than you would pot, it's a null argument because it's like saying one 100 calorie chocolate is somehow worse than 10 50 calorie chocolates.

But the whole "no one died from pot" argument is totally null. It's pretty much a fact that people who have cancer are going to say that they don't smoke pot, even if they are dying it's not like everyone's noble and will come clean by saying they have a mental drug addiction even if they have moments left to live. It's just easier for people to shoulder all the blame onto cigarettes, and not pot as the source for their problems, and to add to it sometimes people don't even realise pot could be a hand in causing it because of the heat cigarettes takes versus the amount of people who say pot is some miracle drug that will make you happy with no repercussions.

Cigarettes are legal
Weed is illegal

wheres the sensibility and logic in that?

Everywhere. I doubt you've ever even thought about the other side to the argument other than as a bunch of propaganda by politicians.

Also alchol is as well.

I'm not going to talk about alcohol because I could care less. It has plenty of problems.

Tl;dr: You're an idiot and you don't know shit about anything. There's a reason why everyone who wants smoking pot to be legal is at the very least an avid smoker and that everyone who wants it banned is a fucking straight-edge. Get your facts straight dumbass.

[Lagatag]

At 10/7/09 11:41 PM, Sekhem wrote: 1. don't live with your parents
2. get a job, you lazy ass hippy

this

Marijuana is the wine cooler of drugs btw.

[RaptorJesus]

At 10/7/09 11:40 PM, spawn0220 wrote: stuff

There's a easier way... don't smoke it. Cook with it instead. Police are far less likely to investigate a guy eating a rice krispy treat, brownie, bagel, etc...

[spawn0220]

UGhh really is everyone hatin that much because i made i guide?

1st im only 15 i can't move out
2 .this is obviously only for a person who needs to hide weed mainly begginers with weed
3 .this isn't back in the day this is a more modern time where weed for some strange reason
and teachers give a shit enough to suspend you just for smoking weed so who the fuck cares about back in the day...move on!
4.I was high while writing that last part and was just trying to sound smart so some of it is bullshit
5. Weed isn't a gateway drug you don't just get an urge to smoke crack out of nowhere that makes no sense that means you are implying that smoking anything such as a cigarette or even drinking can lead you to much harder things, it's really more the people you get high with they can lead you onto somthing harder and the availibility of that drug in your area.
6. IM NOT A HIPPY im just a regular kid
7. Weed so far hasn't made me dumb i still get in the 80's to 100's since i started
8.I have no intent to quit so shut the fuck up about just quitting people have said the exact same thing you fools did before you. NOte how i said early to sut up about that cause i already knew 30 people were gonna say that.

[spawn0220]

JUst opening the window doesn't work. It will air out yes but EVEntually which some people can;t risk that small time frame. it still smells dude......also i have a mom who smokes weed she smells it when she walks in when i used to JUST open the window.

[spawn0220]

Thanks ill try to enjoy all that bullshit spillin out cha mouth

MOst of those things you have listed are short term effects (effects that happen while you are high just so you know cause i know your having trouble keeping up since you seem to be porly educated about such things and go with government bullshit that you have been fed.)

THese things happen in rare cases and note weed will take a long time to do any of that let alone cause that in your lifetime plus alot of these things happen when you get old anyway.

Also my mother has smoked weed for a very long time none of these things except long term memory loss which is what it is it is not short term actually i guess weed could cause both?

almost everyone i know who is much older than me who has smoked weed all their lives seem too lead perfectly fine lives and have no trouble at all remembering things and their cordination is fine.

ALSO YOU fuck weed barly impares you. I know many people who drive high on several ocations to about everyday where as alchol severly impares you weed is nothing compared to alchol yet which is legal?

[spawn0220]

lol it felt right to at least add these things for anyone who doesnt have common sense