Name the Gun Contest!

[wetfeet]

Hey everybody, just wanted to inform you that due to an extreme workload-related lack of inspiration, I am without a name for my hand cannon for my upcoming game, The Fixer. As such, I'm tossing it out there so that any of you invertebrates can name it, if you please. I'll pick the name from the list that I like the most. I may also go with one of mine. For a little bit of inspiration, it's the heaviest, slowest, most-powerful-without-cheating handgun in the game, and it's based on the Raging Bull. If your name gets picked, I will send you some semen in a bottle, or give you credit in the game, whichever you prefer. Either way, you'll finally get to see one of your dumb ideas in a game.

--wetfeet

P.S. More contests may be coming, though none will have more valuable prizes than my mighty seed.

[kamelona]

Silver Mustang

[JustsTrollingAlong]

You should name it... lack of originality

Then you can say that people died from their inability to create their own thoughts.

[gibleto]

Dick Explosion.

[pieplane]

isnt it obvious? giant cock, what else did you expect from NG?

[wetfeet]

At 10/7/09 11:53 PM, pieplane wrote: isnt it obvious? giant cock, what else did you expect from NG?

Heh, one of the names I put down was "The 12 Incher". Ask a stupid question...

[Smokinggun64]

Why not just make it a S&W M500?

[wetfeet]

At 10/7/09 11:58 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Why not just make it a S&W M500?

Cause I already drew it and those gradients were a fucking pain in the ass.

[Minty-Hippo]

Hole Punch

[quagmire690]

Smith & wennen .44 mag

[EyeLovePoozy]

Name it "The Motherfucker" or I shall slay you and pawn your DS for stripper money.

[Jeffaro]

''Penis size insecurity hand cannon''.

Right?

[Rig]

The Pussy

[kamelona]

At 10/8/09 12:54 AM, Rig wrote: The Pussy

The longest extruding pussy in existence

[leo967846]

"I like cock"

That should work out nicely

[LBRocker]

"Do you feel lucky?"

[TiredPaperBoy]

Clint Westwood.
Duster.

That's all I got.

[Obsessed117]

"The Banhammer"

Poozy's weapon of choice.

[JKMonkey]

Silver Body-Piercer

[Can-head]

Da' old parakeet buster

Hope there parakeet in your game.

[Lost-Chances]

"Hand-cannon".

Can't beat the classics.

[SymbolCymbal]

redemption
The last thing you see
ball remover
point this way ->
6 shot lucy
the fame maker
the fame inducer
<- im with stupid
air ripper
widow maker ----yeah from COD WAW lololol
cold death
MY BOOMSTICK
no compromise
deal maker
charlton hestons dick
BANG!!!
The death assimilator

ok im out of ideas now.. maybe ill return later

[All-American-Badass]

The chrome slug

[traintrack6]

3:10 to Yuma reference- "Hand of God"

or maybe a NG reference- "Blam Cannon"

or how about, "Uwe Boll", because whatever it gets aimed at, gets F'd up.

[Tobi]

The Persuader.

[killer0ed]

The Deathmaker.

[UberCream]

The embassador.

[brewbeer]

Feelin' Lucky Punk?

[fuzzum111]

The silver extension

[PenguinKommando]

Name it "My Penis is This Big"