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Posted at: 10/7/09 11:31 PM
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I swear, it seems like everytime I try to go snowboarding or hang gliding the wind always knocks me over, but when white people do it they are like yea. I have come to the only logical conclusion on this matter, and it is one of great epiphany. Physics is racist, just as surely as Pauling was gay.
Kinda makes ya think, doesn't it?
Posted at: 10/7/09 11:32 PM
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At 10/7/09 11:31 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:
No, not really.
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At 10/7/09 11:31 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: I swear, it seems like everytime I try to go snowboarding or hang gliding the wind always knocks me over, but when white people do it they are like yea. I have come to the only logical conclusion on this matter, and it is one of great epiphany. Physics is racist, just as surely as Pauling was gay. Kinda makes ya think, doesn't it?
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Posted at: 10/7/09 11:35 PM
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Water is racist because black people can drown in it.
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Posted at: 10/7/09 11:38 PM
At 10/7/09 11:35 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Water is racist because black people can drown in it.
Holy shit your RIGHT!!! I never noticed! And what about gravity! You ever notice how a white guy can walk off a building but a black guy will fall to his death. I swear they're members of the same klan.
Posted at: 10/7/09 11:39 PM
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See, computers are racist because they make them too hard to use. They need to make them easy like TV, so people in community can have good jobs. Computers are made by whites and chinese, and they don't like it when we try to get ahead.
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Terry Kennedy doesn't seem to have a problem or any basketball player for that matter.
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Posted at: 10/7/09 11:40 PM
At 10/7/09 11:38 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: At 10/7/09 11:35 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 10/7/09 11:35 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
Tell me about it, man. You see how they always seem to catch all the redlights? The whole city set-up is against the black man.
Posted at: 10/7/09 11:42 PM
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At 10/7/09 11:31 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: I swear, it seems like everytime I try to go snowboarding
Black people werent meant to snowboard, stay off my WHITE snow.
Posted at: 10/7/09 11:44 PM
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i think it maybe that you suck at life
may i feel your eyebawls?
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At 10/7/09 11:44 PM, dabigboom wrote: i think it maybe that you suck at life
nail on the head
Think about this; think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
Posted at: 10/7/09 11:46 PM
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None of my black friends can float in the pool, they always sink.
However I always float, and can never sink however hard I try.
We all laugh at it but I think my pool is a bit racist.
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Posted at: 10/7/09 11:47 PM
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OH MY GAWD! PRESlDENT BUSH IS THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING!
But never fear, Obama will clean it up!
What you think Al Gore is gonna do it? Peh! He just wanted teh moneyz thats all!
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Posted at: 10/7/09 11:50 PM
At 10/7/09 11:47 PM, NG-Bumper wrote: What you think Al Gore is gonna do it? Peh! He just wanted teh moneyz thats all!
no way he's super cereal
Posted at: 10/8/09 12:54 AM
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Guns are racist because if you shot a black man it would kill him. Oh, and ice-blades are racist because black people trip over on them.
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Posted at: 10/8/09 02:03 AM
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At 10/7/09 11:38 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: At 10/7/09 11:35 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Water is racist because black people can drown in it.And what about gravity!
But then why can black people jump higher?
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Posted at: 10/8/09 02:05 AM
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At 10/8/09 02:03 AM, Lagatag wrote: At 10/7/09 11:38 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: At 10/7/09 11:35 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Water is racist because black people can drown in it.And what about gravity!But then why can black people jump higher?
They may be able to jump higher, but gravity always be keeping the black man down.
Posted at: 10/8/09 02:06 AM
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Asians defy physics and gravity. Just look at Jackie Chan.
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Posted at: 10/8/09 03:23 AM
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I don't think physics is racist.
Maybe it just hates you?
At 10/7/09 11:39 PM, kamelona wrote: See, computers are racist because they make them too hard to use. They need to make them easy like TV, so people in community can have good jobs. Computers are made by whites and chinese, and they don't like it when we try to get ahead.
Ah beat me to it!
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Posted at: 10/8/09 03:25 AM
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Bix nood.
Posted at: 10/8/09 03:26 AM
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No, it's not physics that is racist. It's just because your skills suck. Don't go blaming physics for your failure.
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Posted at: 10/8/09 03:27 AM
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At 10/8/09 03:23 AM, Braedon wrote: Ah beat me to it!
Fucking lol'd.
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Posted at: 10/8/09 04:56 AM
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bus drivers are racist sometimes i even chase the god damn bus and it still rolls away
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Posted at: 10/8/09 05:16 AM
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Yo we be sliddin on this shit an im like daaaaamn dude, the fuck we doin out here slippin n gettin fuckin cold and shit, shits wack son.
Try to find a black guy snowboarding on google, no, it can be done, so do it
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Posted at: 10/8/09 05:23 AM
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OMG! Even Newgrounds is Racist. Look at the text, it is all white, while all the minor text is in gray. Surely a sign of racial hate... Tom.
Minor text here.
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Posted at: 10/8/09 05:24 AM
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I don't think physics has anything to do with it... If you want to get some serious AIR... I suggest that you stop breathing in all of it....
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Posted at: 10/8/09 05:26 AM
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At least you can jump...
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Posted at: 10/8/09 05:37 AM
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This topic is getting so personal :(
Posted at: 10/8/09 05:39 AM
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At 10/8/09 03:25 AM, Metalix wrote: Bix nood.
Copy pasta.
Still gets me every time though. What the hell is going on in this topic though?
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Posted at: 10/8/09 09:13 AM
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Who invented physics? Isaac Newton. What color was he? White.
I rest my case. OP has a point.
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