Why say people 1 pound is a lot?

[Tancrisism]

Ne'er have I in my times more angry been, than when a knave with nary a penny, nay, a child's elders, when asked to put forth their weekly dues of two crown to two pound, rue the day that Jesus Christ, our lord and saviour, was born. Whenst thou so haggardly becometh, thou thinkest a mere quid forlorn, mine respect, thou shalst ne'er recieveth! A pound taketh qualities of herring and myrrh - 'tis expendable, such as that of the peasantry knoweth.

Think, O! ye who hark these words which I hath put forth! O that I may be heard by mine own people! All of Americashire containeth, by the King's will, nay but eighty-thousand pounds. Look, ye, upon a single pound. Forsooth! whenst thou spendeth an pound from yesteryear to the Ides of March, 'twould take you many a year for all to be begotten! 'Tis mine hope the pleasure of becoming ye Cyrus' Babylon of our Lord's speaking is but thine as hitherto unknown and nay forsaken!!

Should thee in sooth too slovenly a peasant that a pound too high ist, see to it that thine hands be in shackles before daybreak! Otherwise you're just a whiny bitch.

[DragonFyre9]

A pound of weed is a lot.

[geterkikzkid]

What's with parody threads today?
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1111 414

[Kiryuku]

Jesus, this is the second parody thread I've seen in 5 minutes. Its becoming more of a problem than trolling.

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OI ITS ALOT WHEN U KANT AFFORD MUCH WHEN YA GOT THE LITTLE BUGGERS ROLLING AROUND.
WUT U KNOW ABOUT IT SPOILED BRAT I RECKON YA GOT DADDY-O LINING YER POCKETS.

[HollowGrave]

I didn't understand a single thing you just said, but yeah people freaking out over just one pound is ridicolous. Swimmers, wrestlers, and boxers are obnoxiously strict about that shit....i'd only assume it's to determine what weight division their in, but still.. Other than that anyone who freaks out over one pound should be pimp smacked.

[HollowGrave]

Someone pimpsmack me lulz.
I didn't realize it was a parody until after I posted.

[geterkikzkid]

At 10/7/09 05:55 PM, HollowGrave wrote: I didn't understand a single thing you just said, but yeah people freaking out over just one pound is ridicolous.

I think it was a reference to the currency. Not weight.

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At 10/7/09 05:55 PM, HollowGrave wrote: prob problems for them weight watching buttscrunchers and runny chaps.

/good ol facepalm wot?

[Tancrisism]

At 10/7/09 05:57 PM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 10/7/09 05:55 PM, HollowGrave wrote: I didn't understand a single thing you just said, but yeah people freaking out over just one pound is ridicolous.

I think it was a reference to the currency. Not weight.

Sayeth he nay in jest.

[MrPercie]

one pound is more than one dollar so it is a lot to americans maybe.

[dvsilverwing]

Cry some more OP. Your tears, they are delicious.

[Skwurll]

Old timey talking...

Very clever.

[WeirdJamFace]

Is there something wrong with me for understanding all that?
Glory, be!!

[Tancrisism]

At 10/7/09 06:33 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Is there something wrong with me for understanding all that?
Glory, be!!

Thou mayest alone be.

[cool154]

this is almost as bad as when the kid started making the ____ sucks threads in the VG forums.

[JKMonkey]

At 10/7/09 05:53 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: A pound of weed is a lot.

^^ I concur, so is a pound of talcom powder

[devil003]

At 10/7/09 06:15 PM, Skwurll wrote: Old timey talking...

Very clever.

Damnit, I can't figure this pic out.

Explain yourself.