McDonalds Makes me Laugh

[chowderbalboa]

I was walking inot McDonalds to buy a medium oreo mcflurrie and I immediatly directed my attention to a sign that said "Threesome Fun- Big Mac, Fires and A Coke."

Anyone else have weird mcdonalds expiriences?

[Jackdabomb]

I don't go to Mcdonalds because I'm not fat.

[Egotractor]

One time, I was sitting there eating a McNugget, when all of a sudden I realized that the meat was actually semen and the skin was actually used condoms. Kind weird....

[chowderbalboa]

At 10/6/09 07:37 PM, Egotractor wrote: One time, I was sitting there eating a McNugget, when all of a sudden I realized that the meat was actually semen and the skin was actually used condoms. Kind weird....

You too?

I made a funny

[Nimrod427]

Last year, our class walked to McDonalds and the fat manager was like "Oooooh yeah! Were gonna get us some money tuh-day! Get these kids some apple pies so they enjoy their mickey D's experience!"

Yeah.

[chowderbalboa]

At 10/6/09 07:38 PM, Nimrod427 wrote: Last year, our class walked to McDonalds and the fat manager was like "Oooooh yeah! Were gonna get us some money tuh-day! Get these kids some apple pies so they enjoy their mickey D's experience!"

Yeah.

i made it clear that the manager was somewhat...overweight.

[xHaLLuCiN8x]

yo mine ain't a mcdonalds moment but i went to a restaurant with my friend, i forget which one, and in the menu it said "shrooms. so good you'll think your tripping." it was only in my menu though.

[Falonefal]

I once bought a hamburger at McDonalds...

That's it, that was the punchline.

[Icecry0]

I ate a bigmac for the first time ever a week ago...
It feels like you just helped kill ten cows injected with hormones, grinded all their meat together and and then shoved it down your throat.

An awful feeling...NEVER AGAIN MCDONALD'S!
I like their sundaes and Mcflurries though, only thing I like there =)

[simon]

At 10/6/09 07:37 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I don't go to Mcdonalds because I'm not fat.

Since when does one McFlurry make you fat?

[chowderbalboa]

At 10/6/09 07:40 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote: yo mine ain't a mcdonalds moment but i went to a restaurant with my friend, i forget which one, and in the menu it said "shrooms. so good you'll think your tripping." it was only in my menu though.

Your name properly fits the moment. Thank you.

[DragonFyre9]

Well McDonald's makes me sick. I don't see why anyone wants to eat pure fat and salt.

[MetallixTheKnight]

Pssh, that ain't a McDonald's double entendre.

THIS is McDonald's best double entendre.

[HollowGrave]

At 10/6/09 07:43 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Well McDonald's makes me sick. I don't see why anyone wants to eat pure fat and salt.

That's the same for all fast food...

[chickenpenus]

At 10/6/09 07:43 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Well McDonald's makes me sick. I don't see why anyone wants to eat pure fat and salt.

google image of fat and salt doesnt disapoint

[Hybrid-Of-Souls]

At 10/6/09 07:36 PM, chowderbalboa wrote: Anyone else have weird mcdonalds expiriences?

Vomiting bacteria-induced chicken McNuggets at a young age.
That's when I stopped eating there.

[SoulMaster71]

I once saw Ronald McDonald in a frilly dress. No, seriously, some Japanese artist actually did Ronald dressed like, well... This. And what's even worse, I know where the dress is from. Meaning of course that I laughed my ass off at the clown in drag, and then remembered that I knew the character as whom he was cosplaying and cried myself to sleep that I'm never going to lose my virginity.

McDonald's has some OK breakfasts though, like one "southern-style chicken biscuit" thing, which probably isn't Southern at all, but still tastes good. Oh, and their pancakes are all right too.

[tommo5652]

i went to KFC and asked for McNuggets once

also this

[AngryHank]

At 10/6/09 07:45 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote: Pssh, that ain't a McDonald's double entendre.

THIS is McDonald's best double entendre.

A McDouble Entendre, if you will.

[leo967846]

McDonalds is nasty. their shakes are OK tho

[stiller]

At 10/6/09 07:36 PM, chowderbalboa wrote: I was walking inot McDonalds to buy a medium oreo mcflurrie and I immediatly directed my attention to a sign that said "Threesome Fun- Big Mac, Fires and A Coke."

Anyone else have weird mcdonalds expiriences?

I has a weird experience. I worked there, people don't know about the repulsive and disgusting shit that goes on in the grill area.
Seriously.

[chowderbalboa]

At 10/6/09 09:20 PM, stiller wrote: I has a weird experience. I worked there, people don't know about the repulsive and disgusting shit that goes on in the grill area.
Seriously.

please, tell me some details...

:i am intruiged

[firemaker60]

At 10/6/09 08:11 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I once saw Ronald McDonald in a frilly dress. No, seriously, some Japanese artist actually did Ronald dressed like, well... This.

And I thought that the Flandre Ronald was bad enough...

I personally cannot eat too much McDonald's myself, because I've gotten food poisoning several times from different ones. So really, at this point, my body simply rejects anything made from McDonald's.

[stiller]

At 10/6/09 09:22 PM, chowderbalboa wrote:

At 10/6/09 09:20 PM, stiller wrote: I has a weird experience. I worked there, people don't know about the repulsive and disgusting shit that goes on in the grill area.
Seriously.

please, tell me some details...

i am intruiged

I can say that ive seen people spit on the meat, serve raw(ish) meat, piss in the tea maker, cross-contaminate the meat and the fried products with garbage, and forget to put straws in the bags they hand out the drive through window. Not even counting the frozen foods in the back.... Ever seen what the apple pie looks like before it comes out of that freezer? Not pretty. That and the biscuits.
I don't eat there anymore.

[SoulMaster71]

At 10/6/09 09:26 PM, firemaker60 wrote:

At 10/6/09 08:11 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I once saw Ronald McDonald in a frilly dress. No, seriously, some Japanese artist actually did Ronald dressed like, well... This.

And I thought that the Flandre Ronald was bad enough...

It's not the McRoll, it's that spammers have made it more famous than the original! The Weird Al Effect at work, I guess. I mean, I actually kinda like the McRoll, mostly because it reminds me of the Ronald Raiders (they used the remix occasionally in his spam works of the period) but it sucks that people hear U.N. Owen and think it's the ripoff.

I personally cannot eat too much McDonald's myself, because I've gotten food poisoning several times from different ones. So really, at this point, my body simply rejects anything made from McDonald's.

I used to fucking hate McDonald's. And while I still don't like its method of "every burger is identical", nor the fact that it's replacing our culinary culture with homogenized crap, I ended up at McD's after my Halloween adventure last year and found that I could eat some of the breakfasts.

Either way, Colonel Sanders > Ronald McDonald.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Every single time I walk into a Mickey D's, there is some atrocious excuse for a human being inside that is so disgustingly repulsive that I cannot help but laugh.

I call it the American Embassy.

[jacio9]

Threesome...

lol

[JKMonkey]

Whenever I walk into a McDonalds I get the Black Cashier who doesnt know what Im saying because I dont speak Ebonics.

[James1011R]

At 10/6/09 07:36 PM, chowderbalboa wrote: I was walking inot McDonalds to buy a medium oreo mcflurrie and I immediatly directed my attention to a sign that said "Threesome Fun- Big Mac, Fires and A Coke."

Anyone else have weird mcdonalds expiriences?

Fires?!?! What is up with McDonalds?!

[Scorpion325]

I was at McD's and a homeless looking guy threw a McNugget at me. A homeless guy... made me rethink my frequent trips to the old golden arches.

For five seconds.