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I just came in my seahorse panties.

How ironically gay, shauna. See, seahorses have this funny anatomy...

At 10/6/09 06:50 PM, LichKingz wrote: Wat.

Would you like me to draw you a picture?

At 10/6/09 06:51 PM, Shauna wrote: I just came in my seahorse panties.

Would you like to send me a picture?

At 10/6/09 04:59 PM, Canas wrote: began to suck my dick

You miss being a mod, Jerry. Mystery solved.

well, that was very homosexual now wasnt it?

At 10/6/09 06:57 PM, sean5892 wrote: How ironically gay, shauna. See, seahorses have this funny anatomy...

I know :) *pinches your left cheek* you're pregnant now in newgrounds terms.

At 10/6/09 07:18 PM, Politics wrote:

At 10/6/09 04:59 PM, Canas wrote: began to suck my dick

You miss being a mod, Jerry. Mystery solved.

If it was a dream about Wade blowing me perhaps that would make sense Riles my old bumchum

At 10/6/09 07:33 PM, Shauna wrote:

I know :) *pinches your left cheek* you're pregnant now in newgrounds terms.

But...

Then who was father?

I've only had one sexual dream and it was really weird. I was fucking an alien well she looked human but instead of feeling good it burnt like crap and when I began to like it when I came her skin burned off. But you're gay sorry.

At 10/6/09 08:04 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I was fucking an alien

That wasn't no dream, bro.

ya' know what they say everybody is a gay sometimes or at one piont in there life in this case probably all the time

It's hard to reply to this...

Masturbate to it and you'll feel alright.

LOL

I couldn't help but laugh at this funny but probably true story.

At 10/6/09 04:59 PM, Canas wrote: Tell me, Newgro's, have you had a homosexual dream? Perhaps your dreams were even gayer than mine, perhaps to the extent of having an erection between your buns?

No, but I wish I did. It'd be nice to experience gay bumsecks at least once in my life.

I think I might have had lesbian dreams a couple of times, but I can't remember much so it can't have been spectacular. I do, however, remember dreaming about watching men have sex on several occasions and in one instance, watching two mermen making out (yeah, that one baffled me too. They were still cute, in a fishy sort of way though.). It's the same as why some men enjoying watching women make out; instead of watching one pretty man, I get to watch two or more! Yay!

I like my dreams...

At 10/6/09 10:04 PM, EchoRun wrote: I think I might have had lesbian dreams a couple of times, but I can't remember much so it can't have been spectacular. I do, however, remember dreaming about watching men have sex on several occasions and in one instance, watching two mermen making out (yeah, that one baffled me too. They were still cute, in a fishy sort of way though.). It's the same as why some men enjoying watching women make out; instead of watching one pretty man, I get to watch two or more! Yay!

I like my dreams...

Women can't possibly enjoy the visual image of two burly bear men ramming and thrusting eachother while their hair entangles and intertwines with one another in an explosion of testosterone and gay

Women making out =/= men making out. And I'm not saying that just because i'm on the other perspective of it all

seriously

gross

c'mon now

yuck

geez

Was i in the dream?

At 10/7/09 12:01 AM, Ziegeman wrote: Was i in the dream?

You are the dream

At 10/7/09 12:04 AM, Canas wrote:

At 10/7/09 12:01 AM, Ziegeman wrote: Was i in the dream?

You are the dream

Im flattered. Do you like my signature? It was made just for you. I figured you would find something about warp speed and anus surprisingly charming .

At 10/6/09 05:52 PM, Zwe wrote: Did you wake up hard.

Doesn't everybody regardless?

I had a dream where I was trying to fuck a hard dick like it was a vagina...and succeeding.

It was very odd, but I woke with a boner for some reason.

At 10/7/09 12:59 AM, Stoicish wrote: I had a dream where I was trying to fuck a hard dick like it was a vagina...and succeeding.

It was very odd, but I woke with a boner for some reason.

Fucking a hard dick like it's a vagina is very simple.

At 10/7/09 12:52 AM, Cybersief wrote:

At 10/6/09 05:52 PM, Zwe wrote: Did you wake up hard.

Doesn't everybody regardless?

Yes

Girls too

and uhh, anyone that beleives the OP....

Ill give you a +1

At 10/7/09 01:03 AM, Ziegeman wrote:

At 10/7/09 12:59 AM, Stoicish wrote: I had a dream where I was trying to fuck a hard dick like it was a vagina...and succeeding.

It was very odd, but I woke with a boner for some reason.

Fucking a hard dick like it's a vagina is very simple.

I dunno how to explain it. The dream started out with me having sex with a woman, but instead I was inserting my dick into a pee hole.

As open book as I am I find this dream morbidly disturbing and the erection just the outcome of the previous girl being in said dream.

You smoke weed?!? :D

Yeah, I've had homo dreams and straight dreams. The homosexual dreams are usually way better.

At 10/7/09 01:36 AM, Sensationalism wrote: You smoke weed?!? :D

Who doesn't man. You'd have to be balls to the walls insane to browse NG and not smoke bud.

At 10/7/09 01:36 AM, Sensationalism wrote: You smoke weed?!? :D

Yeah, I've had homo dreams and straight dreams. The homosexual dreams are usually way better.

OH THE MOSTEST WHO WOULDA THUNK

Get this

If i'm really high before I go to sleep I don't remember any of my dreams the next morning.

Haha, you're not a mod!

Posting in epicly gay thread.

uh...i have to go to the bathroom....