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BlassD

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Posted at: 10/6/09 03:17 PM

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hey Ng,how do you guys cheat at school?

i usually write the answers on my hand,or write on the back of the chair in front of me if i have time.


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i have a system with a friend of mine when test taking. we only do this when it's multiple choice.

we've made up a language in sign language. 1 finger is 1, 2 is b, 3 is c, and 4 is d. and some other little hand gestures for words. we havent been caught yet.

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I would just pencil it onto the desk. They were dark brown so you could only see the marks if you were actually sitting at the desk.

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get a girl friend, and another one.
oh wait, thats not gonna happen.

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Don't cheat. If you get put in a class that is too high, then you won't understand anything, it will be harder, and you will miss out on the learning you would get if you were in a lower class.
Cheating is pointless. There is no reason why you should cheat.


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cheating isnt always pointless. if theres a subject you clearly know but you get bullshit on a test then cheating isnt bad.


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At 10/6/09 03:21 PM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: Don't cheat. If you get put in a class that is too high, then you won't understand anything, it will be harder, and you will miss out on the learning you would get if you were in a lower class.
Cheating is pointless. There is no reason why you should cheat.

This. I don't cheat, as a general rule. Though, I did in eighth grade. My math and science teachers were both so oblivious that I could verbally ask people the answers. I didn't get caught once.

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At 10/6/09 03:21 PM, baked-bean wrote: get a girl friend, and another one.
oh wait, thats not gonna happen.

O_o did you even read the original post?


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never cheated before, but if i was going to, i'd scan a drinks label into my computer and put formulae, equations and stuff instead of ingredients, print it off and stick it on.

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I don't cheat I study.

And my points are terrific, also studying for me takes me the same time as writing answers on my hand.

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I had a guy in my composition class who plagiarized a whole 5 page essay once for his exam. What a dumb fuck, he got caught and had to pay for it so bad.


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At 10/6/09 03:25 PM, Ksmittlez wrote:
At 10/6/09 03:21 PM, baked-bean wrote: get a girl friend, and another one.
oh wait, thats not gonna happen.
O_o did you even read the original post?

Yeah and he was making a joke, don't be so serious.

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I don't, I'm boring like that.

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I don't cheat. I study.
And when eventually I forgot about some stuff I just talk to the people, depending on what teacher is there watching us.


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I don't need to cheat. I use the test to my advantage. If I don't know one of the questions I leave it and I read through the test because there's a chance that another question already answered it. If you just have a basic understanding of the material and use logic to get the answers you don't know you won't get anything below a B (usually A to A+). Guessing is gross over-simplification.


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How do I cheat, you ask? I revise everything I did before the test over and over again.

Crafty bastard aren't I?


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fuck the teacher lmao


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Wait I usually do is write the answers on a piece of paper then sit my ass on it and look down for the answer or if the test or whatever requires you to use scrap paper then put the sheet of paper with the answers in the pile of the scrap paper, they both work 70% of the time!

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I cheat by studying.

I'm quite the devil, am I not?

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At 10/6/09 03:40 PM, MrFinland wrote: I cheat by studying.
I'm quite the devil, am I not?

It's a proven fact that studying is the best cheat!

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High school possibly.... Take a waterbottle(only if allowed in class) tear off the wrapper on it. Scan it on the computer then take it into whatever and change your nutrition facts to answers. Like in science if you need equations from far away it looks just like nutrition facts.

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I don't cheat. I actually study.

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By studying the night before--never get caught doing it too.

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The day before a test, they would give me this thing called a text book. So I looked in it and memorized some shit. Then I used what I knew to get an A on the test. Cheating rocks.


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How about studying? It will prevent you from being a parasite who lives off of welfare that everyone hates, later in your life.

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i would nevah evah

but with things like maths, there's your TI-84, no?

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Just graduated from University of Maryland last year. Didn't cheat once. Cheating is technically pointless, yes, you might pass that class, but if you cheat in say, Algebra I, come time for Algebra II and you're screwed.


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At 10/6/09 03:37 PM, TheAdd wrote: WHIP OUT A RUBBER JOHNNY - SITCK IT ON YOUR HEAD AND START RAMMING YOUR HEAD INTO TEACHERS BACKS!

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Anyway, I just don't study and expect a C.

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