Holy fuck ANOTHER birthday today, but this just isn't any old birthday, this is Johnny becoming a MAN today, or at least pretending to be one!
So while we all wonder why he put caps for the 'NNY' part of this alias lets wish him a manful birthday filled with booze and boobs, or boobs and booze, or boobzes.
WHATEVER
Happy Birthday man.
Did your life flash before your eyes?
Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.