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The first time I saw Yiffy, moments later my folder was filled with cute furry men.

When in guitar hero there was this quiet peaceful streak going on, and then in a split second, fifty thousand notes came by and I lost the game.

I arranged a meet up with some kid on facebook @ KFC. I went there & it turned out to be someone else who used this kid's account. He was a tall black man who was very angry with me.

At 10/6/09 10:51 AM, DevilDog016 wrote: I don't know, maybe this?

This.
Also once an old lady stopped (while driving a car) and started telling my friend that he should be more careful and to watch the streets etc etc and then she told something along the lines "ok now goodbye mrs. car". I was all like WTF?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

This is actually one of the hundread wtf moments I've have had ^

At 10/6/09 10:38 AM, Gagsy wrote: When men ask me out.

Very wtf.

Stop cutting yourself psychologically. You are beautiful.
In every single way.

WOOOOORDS CAAAAN'T BRIIING YOUUUUU DOOOOOWN!

At 10/6/09 03:02 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I arranged a meet up with some kid on facebook @ KFC. I went there & it turned out to be someone else who used this kid's account. He was a tall black man who was very angry with me.

Well of course he'd be mad, you didn't even get him a drumstick or two.

One time I was too lazy to walk upstairs to the bathroom so I peed in my garbage can.

Today I was stood in a school field talking amongst my friends and some how the conversaition changes to Alcohol. How I don't know, but that's not the weird thing, about a few minutes later some girl from the same year as me, I'll call her dumbass, walks by and literally threatens my friend with this

"You'll be Alcohol in a minute"

This makes absolutely no sense; then again I guess you can't expect much from someone who's IQ is there Shoe Size

Also during Tutor Time several months ago we were watching some random documentary and some girl randomly pipes up and says "What's A Bug?". This wouldn't suprise me If I was in Pre School but Year 10 come on.

i was in college minding my own business when suddenly this girl was standing right in my face and said "i left you a comment in facebook". the weird part is i didnt know how she found out about my facebook page..and she was actually quite hawt in a psychopathic way..

100% true

I was at King's Island with my fiancee, brother, and my brother's friend. We were sitting on a bench by the Vortex when a girl came running up to us and just screamed at the top of her lungs. We just stared at her as she went running over to her laughing friends. A man ran up to her immediately and screamed in her face scaring her. We all laughed and thanked him as he left.

A few minutes later, the same girl came up and apologized to us and shook my brother's hand, but right as he touched her, she screamed again and ran away. I have no idea what that was about.

I was driving to Mircobytes when I saw this black man riding a bike several times too small for him, with a business suit on with a abnormally large grin of his face.
Pretty fucked up but man was it funny.
inb4 NSMB

Mine has just been beaten just a few hours ago!

I was walking my dog, coming back from the supermarket's cashmachine, and some completely insane bloke turned a trolley on its side and started laughing maniacly rubbing his hands together running through the parade of shops.

In that guy's mind, he had probally just achieved World Domination, but to everyone else, he was the worlds funniest retard.

The way he placed the trolley seemed to make it funnier, he just tilted it back and carefully placed it on its side...

One time when my dad was in the gas station, his dick was hanging out the whole time and he didn't notice until some lady pointed it out.

At 10/6/09 04:43 PM, Rottenberry wrote: One time I was too lazy to walk upstairs to the bathroom so I peed in my garbage can.

Lol. Same here except i use my window.

Heres my list

once when i was 10 i was out shopping with my mother and of course she wanted to go in the cloths shop so we go in and after 12 minutes i leave to stand near the shop till she is finished moments later however this old chick walks out of the shop and calls me a sicko and im like what the fuck
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a few months ago during school im standing with my class near the library and these two older girls that are on the library steps are talking to each other ad the next thing i know they start looking deeply at me as if im the creature of darkness i want to be WTF.
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then about 5 weeks after that happened im walking to class when these other two random girls behind me say thats him and i look behind to see them staring at me
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and then:
one day months ago im walking home from school and theres this older girl listening to her I-Pod while shes walkign she stops for a moment and asks if im stalking her. i reply no then we both continue walking and she says STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME. so since im pissed off at Little Miss Paranoid Bitch (LMPB) i run past her and run directly home (the annoying thing is i now have to run home everyday or else she calls me a stalker and then im fucked)

although i am now famous for being the kid that runs home which is a nice title

My most WTf moment in the past year are those:

Actually, I dont have any memory of that one, but everyone who was in the house has... - When I was around 5-8 year old, I sleeped on a 2 stories bed. Then no one know how, I fell from the bed doing a huge crashing sound. Everyone in the house got awaked and they all rushed to my room. I fell directly on a little wodden chair and never woke up... When they call that story back I always go WTF.
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When I was like 14, i had a dream. Not a fuckedup one, well yeah but i'll explain. The begin of it was full of randomness, all going too fast to understand. Then I just yelled STOP (At this moment im completely concious of the situation, like living the real thing) and everything just stopped moving. I started to point and say all the thing that had no sense and etc. When everything was removed, I was standing alone in a white void and i said '' And I suppose now I wake up''... I woke up and I laughed my ass off with a gorgeous WTF face.

One time, I woke up sitting down in the shower, fully clothed. When I got out and dried off, I checked to see what time it was: 3 AM. No joke.

At 10/6/09 10:09 PM, UberCream wrote: One time, I woke up sitting down in the shower, fully clothed. When I got out and dried off, I checked to see what time it was: 3 AM. No joke.

Dayum, sleepwalking much?

I once woke up not wearing any pants, I was like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?!??!?!?!?

I had a shift at work that last from 8pm untill 8am the folowing morning, and my boss keeps aload of chocolate in the kitchen. it gets to about 5am and im getting hungry, so i go into the kitchen and stuff my face with chocolate roll, my boss walks in and gives my a face full of shock, and he struts out (he's gay btw) and im like HAHAHA OWND...

Come half 8 monday morning, i walk outside and my scooter is clamped!!

At 10/6/09 05:44 PM, Nessbeatsfox wrote: I was at King's Island with my fiancee, brother, and my brother's friend. We were sitting on a bench by the Vortex when a girl came running up to us and just screamed at the top of her lungs. We just stared at her as she went running over to her laughing friends. A man ran up to her immediately and screamed in her face scaring her. We all laughed and thanked him as he left.

Shit like that always happens at Kings Island. That place always has weird people and really weird things happening.

This is pretty bad (not as interesting or entertaning but I'm having a brain fart) compared to some of the other ones, but I was just looking at my comments on my userpage and a guy just randomly posted "SCEAMING EGO!". Seriously WTF.

Mine, would have to be what just happened now. Apparently wanting my friend to agree we both had our faults in starting an arguement, is me playing the victim in my girlfriends eyes
huh?

Oh Oh Oh, I've got one!

I recently went to walmart to buy some gloves so i could do the Adopt A Highway program thing. I saw this fat hobo looking man sitting on a bench, INSIDE THE WALMART, drinking a beer and eating a really dirty sandwich.Wtf moment at its best.

My friend came over to my house one day with his old Co2 gun and a pocket full of extra Co2 cartridges.
I was cleaning out the garage behind the house and while I was busy he grabbed a piece of PVC pipe and a nail. I walked out the door to see what he was doing and the only words I could get out were" WHOA HOLLY SHI-" as he slammed a spare Co2 Cartridge through the tube, onto a nail, and way above the tree tops it flew. Never to be found again.

Another "what the fuck!?" moment would have to be the first time I played through MGS 2 (never got a chance to play MGS 1 so I didn't expect anything)

I had a dream not too long ago, It started out with me at some pimped out house, and I was with some "Friends". I guess one of them was my girlfriend or something, not quite sure, but it was nice. There was electric guitars and basses all around the house. But then the dream gets hijacked by another dream. Then, in this dream, I was at a football game, when A meteor falls on a helicopter. The helicopter spins out of control and crashes about 5 miles away. Then I hear "Oh my god, the Apocalypse is here!", so were evacuating the area, then a fucking aircraft carrier flies toward me and my friends. My friend grabs it and throws it back. So we decide that we need a safespot. So we enter a building. We hide in this building for a while, then I step outside to see the damage, but then I hear "Hey Montgomery, get down here before you get killed!", so without hesitating, I quickly run down the stairs, being the leader of all of us. Then we enter a restricted area where there is a female police officer guarding the stairs. So I drop kick her, knock her out, and (I'm not kidding) bend her over, pull down her pants, and raped her. After about one dream our, we continue down the staires and enter Area 51... Yeah, area 51... Anyways, me and my friends enter an epic fighting scene with guns, explosions, and sex... Yeah, Sex... Anyways, after that, we see what the fuck is going on. Then after I rape the female guards (Yeah, I am one perverted motherfucker in my dreams). Then were back with guns, armor, and cigars. We head into the streets and kill all the zombies (Yeah, Zombies) In another epic fight scene. Then we're in an armored vehicle killing all the zombies and master chiefs we can kill, THEEEEEEEEENNNNN.... I woke up. I thought to myself, "What a fucked up dream".
I told my friends and many lulz were made.

I went bowling with a girl (platonic), then near the end we were talking and I referred to the first nation people, as aboriginals and she got all offended, I wasn't aware this was a derogatory term since the cbc seems to use it...

Yeah outside of an office I prefer to keep my mouth closed, otherwise I somehow seem to offend someone somehow :(

Except my previous employer who was a high end escort she was pretty cool...

Going up for a jump on a bike and waking up bleeding with a laceration on the top of my hand. Oh and I was missing teeth, it was lovely and also WTF.

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At 10/7/09 02:27 AM, TimeforplanB wrote: Bump

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