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i cant wait for your brother to turn 13... when he goes feral on you... you think u got it rough now... well he is about to turn into something that you dread coming home too every day for a year... it will start about 1 month after he turns into a teen... but watch out.. that green day crap is going to go rap. that papa roach is turning into metal. and he is going to be a asshole to you like you have never seen before.

I would have killed my brother ages ago if he could come back to life. He is a little fuckhead but I love him.

At 10/5/09 10:59 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Pimp, anger no more, I have devised a perfect plan.
We'll neuter him.

Got any hedge clippers I can borrow? I'll get right on it.

At 10/6/09 05:02 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Got any hedge clippers I can borrow? I'll get right on it.

I have a buzz-saw, if that helps.

Alright let's do this I got gasoline and some torches and I brought some ham sandwiches for the luncheon what are you guys bringing?

At 10/6/09 05:17 PM, badassdude1234 wrote: Alright let's do this I got gasoline and some torches and I brought some ham sandwiches for the luncheon what are you guys bringing?

Whoa Whoa Sirtom, you can stop right there aight? be careful with that petrol, hand it over boy.

At 10/5/09 10:13 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Beat him with a pineapple

nah just shoot him with a tazer that'll learn him

At 10/5/09 11:05 PM, quagmire690 wrote: that papa roach is turning into metal.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT METAL

At 10/5/09 10:04 PM, Presidentjlh wrote:

Give him some real classics to read, like "Catcher in the Rye", "The Divine Comedy", and "Of Mice and Men"!

"Touching Spirit Bear" Was a good one, too.

ALSO: Twilight = illogical. Everyone knows Vampires don't sparkle; They burst into flames. Duh.

At 10/6/09 05:17 PM, badassdude1234 wrote: Alright let's do this I got gasoline and some torches and I brought some ham sandwiches for the luncheon what are you guys bringing?

Whoa Whoa Sirtom, you can stop right there aight? be careful with that petrol, hand it over boy.

Last time was an accident I'll be more careful this time.

Lure him into the backyard. Have a hockey bag and shovel in handy. Smack him in the back of the head. Go to the nearest forest. Walk for at least 20 mins. (make sure to remember your way back). Dig a hole as deep as possible. Burry him.

can i bring my sister and my brother to be massacred with yours?

Take his stuff.

Put it in your locker at school.

I do it to people that annoy me all the time.

just tell your mom.
she'll kill him for you.

I got a little brother who is 12 as well, he just said "That boy needs to grow a pair (your lil bro btw)

My bro is a cocky lil shit when he wants to be, then again, he did learn it of me and my big sister : D

Also would anyone mind if I bring colsaw for the sandwiches to the do or should I order pizza, btw has anyone got a spare pitchfork? I broke it during the last riot.

i will fuckin be there. tell me the damned time!

He's a kid, just like you get off his back. I'm sure when you were his age you were still suck'n on your moms teet anyways so shut it.

So, your brother enjoys big sweaty penis being rammed up his ass. Theres nothing wrong with that.

Ah, I remember when my brother was still in the nest. Take it from me man, cherish your siblings, because one day, they could be on the other side of the country and it would be much harder seeing them.

allow me to deal with him in my own private ways

At 10/6/09 05:25 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote:

At 10/5/09 11:05 PM, quagmire690 wrote: that papa roach is turning into metal.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT METAL

i am stating that his brother will stop listening to papa roach and start listening to metal bands... hell maybe even black metal. death metal...

At 10/6/09 06:56 PM, quagmire690 wrote: i am stating that his brother will stop listening to papa roach and start listening to metal bands... hell maybe even black metal. death metal...

He does listen to metal. Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, whatever VH1 will show. Whatever is popular or "classic" he is into. Liking metal is a bad thing, but I can imagine him being a metal fag like I was once. He'll never listen to black or death metal though, it's too awesome and manly for his tiny frail ears.

Is your little brother feminine in any way? Or is he fitting into the trend of a goth kid or emo?

The whole Twilight book this really made it pop into my mind that he's moving through out cliches right now.

At 10/5/09 10:04 PM, Presidentjlh wrote: You say he's reading the Twilight series? Slap that shit out of his hands and burn it! Give him some real classics to read, like "Catcher in the Rye", "The Divine Comedy", and "Of Mice and Men"!

No don't do that! He might kill John Lennon! Oh wai-

These are such petty reasons to hate him...

At 10/5/09 09:58 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Hey go fuck yourself, it's what happens when he has an irresponsible big brother who wastes his time on the internet and shows him no love, or any minutes of any hour on any day.

Maybe we should smack you.

He's probably doing that stuff to impress some girl at his school. Most likely some emo chick.

I see it happen all the time at my school, and although I'm older, it still goes on.

Ask him about it, chances are, he'll spill his guts.

At 10/7/09 05:44 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

He'll never listen to black or death metal though, it's too awesome and manly for his tiny frail ears.

Am I supposed to feel offended for not liking black or death metal that much?

That's nothing.

I want to kill the 19 clones of your little brother I have to deal with every single fucking weekday.
School sucks.

At 10/5/09 10:08 PM, Presidentjlh wrote:

At 10/5/09 10:07 PM, Kerma wrote:

At 10/5/09 10:01 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I tried to help him turn away from the dark side, but I realized my efforts were futile.

Show him the wonders of Porn. He will change.

That, and expose him to Newgrounds.

We have enough 11 or 12 year old douchebags around here. Never ever show him the bbs.

I find it funny that you don't know your brothers age though.