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At 10/5/09 08:43 PM, GiantDouche wrote: As soon as you see her, grab her tits.

that's the best one yet lmfao

At 10/5/09 08:41 PM, Randy666 wrote: Hey Im Goin Out With A Hot Girl Her Name Is Jera And I Asked Her On A Date She Said Yes Can I Have Some Tips On Dating Please Guys....

When talking to her dont capatalize every word

Tell her your wiener is 9 inches long and don't mind cuddling.

At 10/6/09 12:37 AM, Lagatag wrote: Tell her your wiener is 9 inches long and don't mind cuddling.

No, because the off chance she does touch his penis someday, she'll feel betrayed

by about 4 inches

At 10/6/09 12:38 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/6/09 12:37 AM, Lagatag wrote:

by about 4 inches

More like a foot, most likely.

Take her to Denny's!

At 10/5/09 08:41 PM, Randy666 wrote: Hey Im Goin Out With A Hot Girl Her Name Is Jera And I Asked Her On A Date She Said Yes Can I Have Some Tips On Dating Please Guys....

Be nice, be polite, but don't over do it. Do not put her up on a pedestal and above all act normal.

Lonely '09er walks into the NG forums with a smile on his face asking for tips about his girlfriend. Walks out in a straight jacket.

That's Newgrounds for ya.

At 10/5/09 09:32 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 10/5/09 09:09 PM, RDSchley wrote:

At 10/5/09 08:43 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: First Of All Why Don't You Type On The Internet Like A Fucking Normal Person Instead Of A Sonic Fag Who Probably Watches Kids WB Every Saturday Morning and Eats Brand Name Cereal To Go With It If You Don't Grow A Pair She'll Never Like You..!

You Have Anger Managment Problems And Needs A Psychiatrist!
Also, Capital Letters Makes Everything You Say Sound Important?

No It Makes You Seem Like An Arrogant And Unimportant Douche or ScaryMovieGuy And We Don't Want That Do We? I'm Sorry, But I Don't Think This Is A Book, Movie, Or Song Title, So Maybe A Little Bit Of Lower Case Letters Wouldn't Hurt You Know!

Dude I'm Fucking Pissed That You Would Even Say That To Other Fucking Human Beings! You know As Well As I Do That Kids WB Hasn't Been On For Years!

Flowers. get her that. and if that doesn't work, get her drunk :3

At 10/6/09 03:03 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Flowers. get her that. and if that doesn't work, get her drunk :3

The method of stimulating her arousal through the controlled massage of her upper ventral region generally provides adequate, enamoured results.

Rubbertittys

You put every word with a capital letter but no full stops. Troll.

All This Cap Lettering Is Making Me Look For Acronyms. Darn You! Also Just Be Natural - That Means Not Talking Like This, Got That?

Tear off her pants and shove your fist so far up her vagina she bleeds.

sigh...if u want a mature post heres one. take her to the park ask what she likes get to know her better hope that helps. oh and buy her lunch.

At 10/5/09 08:43 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: First Of All Why Don't You Type On The Internet Like A Fucking Normal Person Instead Of A Sonic Fag Who Probably Watches Kids WB Every Saturday Morning and Eats Brand Name Cereal To Go With It If You Don't Grow A Pair She'll Never Like You..!

its the CW now

Look for China on tips how to treat women

At 10/5/09 09:09 PM, Presidentjlh wrote:

At 10/5/09 08:55 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/5/09 08:53 PM, Sir-Hank-Frank wrote:

At 10/5/09 08:52 PM, Presidentjlh wrote:

At 10/5/09 08:49 PM, Sir-Hank-Frank wrote: You should grab her cock

No, I know exactly what that is referencing. Some kid was talking about how he saw this guy he knew at McDonald's or something, and everyone just started saying, "You should have grabbed his cock." It was hilarious.

I was just trying to liven things up.

I remember it was the first thread I posted in and I got banned for saying you should have grabbed his dual cocks and then at the end putting C-C-C-OMBOBREAKER!!!!

Man.....
Posted by Randy666 Oct. 5, 2009 @ 8:35 PM EDT

i havent been on for ages well im bak!!! w00t rofl

stay offline... please.. for the sake of newgrounds and kids everywhere

Smash her head in with your cock and paint the walls with blood and semen.

dont takes these losers advice they dont know shit

most of em are friendless virgins

anyways dont sweat it just be yourself and have fun

go somewhere nice, ask her what she likes. then on the next few dates do the things she said she likes with her. (lol if she says bondage)

Take her to a movie. That's it!

Send her a typed out note of how much you want to fuck her

your caps will woo her.

GRAB HER COCK!

do it

At 10/7/09 12:24 PM, zee666 wrote: GRAB HER COCK!

do it

just be a complete and total dick. For some reason bitches love that shit nowadays.

Hey Guys, I Capitalize Every Single Fucking Word, Am I Cool Now?

At 10/5/09 09:09 PM, RDSchley wrote:

At 10/5/09 08:43 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: First Of All Why Don't You Type On The Internet Like A Fucking Normal Person Instead Of A Sonic Fag Who Probably Watches Kids WB Every Saturday Morning and Eats Brand Name Cereal To Go With It If You Don't Grow A Pair She'll Never Like You..!

You Have Anger Managment Problems And Needs A Psychiatrist!
Also, Capital Letters Makes Everything You Say Sound Important?

No typing each word with capital letters make you sound retarded. Only use capital letters on starting a new sentence, I and name. Learn your fucking grammar!

Okay. Seeing as most of the guys on here posted retarded anwsers and are prob the ones, whos best bet on action are their right hand and their left hand. 1st: for future refrence ask a girl advice, or at least a decent guys advice. 2nd If your worried about the date, the best advice is just be yourself, If the girl doesnt like you for you, then just go out and find a girl who does like you for yourself.