Forum Topic: Some guys should not expect a Gf..

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Bendt

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:17 PM

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Today I was sitting in class, I like to study how people behave in certain situations,
and a very cute girl was sitting a few a seats ahead.

The bell rang, the teacher entered and a few students were right on time.
One of those students was looking for a seat, but he couldn't find any.
And then he suddenly saw a seat next to that cute girl.

I know that guy for a while, he was in my class in primary school and I know how he always complains about him never getting attention of girls.
So I watched him and I was curious if he would do a 'move' on that girl, because I saw him watching at her a several times.

He then turned around on his chair and he whispered: "Jack! Jack!.. JACK!"
Jack looked at him and whispered "What?"
"Watch what I'm going to do, you're going to laugh your ass off.
See this?" He showed him a giant zit right next to his nose wing "Watch closely".

"Oi Shelly" He said look at my face, that cute girl turned around, she was talking to a friend and looked at him.
When he immediately pushed his zit and he came with his zit on her face, a big zit splash splashed right next to her eye.
She was shocked.

The rest of the day he mocked her by saying "Hahah, you got zitcum on your face, if you want real cum you should meet me after school".

This makes me angry..

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Brendt should not expect a gf.

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blakemo

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:19 PM

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At 10/5/09 12:17 PM, Bendt wrote: When he immediately pushed his zit and he came with his zit on her face, a big zit splash splashed right next to her eye.
She was shocked.

The rest of the day he mocked her by saying "Hahah, you got zitcum on your face, if you want real cum you should meet me after school".

This makes me angry..

Wow that was a total dick move. And if that's what considers a pickup line, he won't ever meet a girl.
Now this, this is a prime example of a great pickup line.


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UCanCallMeJesus

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:20 PM

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cool story bro

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WeirdJamFace

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:22 PM

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How far away was she? That must of been a pretty large zit.
Also, that's fucking disgusting.

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:23 PM

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At 10/5/09 12:19 PM, blakemo wrote:

Wow that was a total dick move. And if that's what considers a pickup line, he won't ever meet a girl.
Now this, this is a prime example of a great pickup line.

Wtf kind of line is that?

That never works for me.

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Parlux

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:23 PM

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How about this. Mind your fucking business and maybe you can find your own girlfriend that will give you zitcum right in your eye.

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HollowGrave

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:24 PM

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Well it's his own fault for acting like a total jackass..
If he did otherwise he might have actually had a chance with her.

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:25 PM

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lol zitcum. what a frat boy.

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:26 PM

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what the fuck, lol.

interesting.


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LordFerrok

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:37 PM

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That's real nasty. What an ass. Reminds me of those six year olds who throw bugs at girls in primary schools, only more dangerous as he could have done some serious damage.

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:53 PM

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At 10/5/09 12:17 PM, Bendt wrote: I saw him watching at her a several times.

What hilarious use of the English language. But sure.. he won't be popular with women.

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HyperGumba

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:55 PM

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What an arsehole.
I hope he dies in a fire.

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MrCrawford

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:56 PM

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That man is a comic genius and deserves more sex than your bitter ass will ever get.


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JohnJingo

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Posted at: 10/5/09 01:04 PM

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Do you ride kangaroos to school?


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Posted at: 10/5/09 01:07 PM

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At least this way his stupid genes won't be passed on.

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Posted at: 10/5/09 01:10 PM

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At 10/5/09 12:17 PM, Bendt wrote:
When he immediately pushed his zit and he came with his zit on her face, a big zit splash splashed right next to her eye.
She was shocked.

Then she licked it off and made out w/ him.

WTF Is wrong with me today?


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Pink-Ninja

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Posted at: 10/5/09 01:33 PM

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I believe it's called natural selection. The guys sounds like a total dick.


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Digital-Terror

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Posted at: 10/5/09 01:35 PM

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I hope one day he'll do that to a butch lesbian and get his ass handed to him.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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Ryuzaki1

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Posted at: 10/5/09 01:36 PM

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That's hot. If I were a girl I would have sucked his dick in class.

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Posted at: 10/5/09 01:52 PM

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At 10/5/09 01:36 PM, Ryuzaki1 wrote: That's hot. If I were a girl I would have sucked his dick in class.

You'd have done it as a boy and you fucking know it.

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zee666

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Posted at: 10/5/09 02:08 PM

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That is the most arousing thing I have ever heard.

*ejaculates*

Like my cig? Hah!

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LynchedJohNNY

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Posted at: 10/5/09 02:29 PM

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I see it like this. If girls can be bought to do bukkake why can't you pay a girl for zit ejaculations? It will be the next sub genera of porn.

I know I can get all the zit faced kids here to participate.

ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR THIS?

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daniel123297

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Posted at: 10/5/09 02:30 PM

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Said person is awesome.

I mean, that is THE best pickup line ever.

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Posted at: 10/5/09 02:32 PM

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I think that explains everything.

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quagmire690

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Posted at: 10/5/09 02:34 PM

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ok...
A gu-rose.... and
B... wow... thats realy GU-ROSE

how does that guy think that is even moderatly funny...

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Bendt

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Posted at: 10/5/09 02:37 PM

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At 10/5/09 02:34 PM, quagmire690 wrote:

I expected that you would find this arousing.

Giggidy.

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Lemmiwinks91

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Posted at: 10/5/09 02:41 PM

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someone probably gave him the advice 'just be youreself' for meeting girls. clearly he believed them.


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Posted at: 10/5/09 02:54 PM

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wow this is some VERY fucked up shit!


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Posted at: 10/5/09 02:55 PM

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At 10/5/09 01:33 PM, Pink-Ninja wrote: I believe it's called natural selection. The guys sounds like a total dick.

No, it's not. It's called being Fucktarded.

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