So I've got this girl

[PenisClown]

...

But she's a christian.

Look, I'm cool with that. I disagree with the christian philosophy and, well I do want to exterminate all christianity in the universe but. Well I can look past it in her case. We talk about christianity a fair bit too, it's an interesting subject. She has some pretty meaningful reasons as to why she believes in a god and well yeah.

I was just thinking.

She doesn't care that I'm an atheist or anything.

But I was wondering if I could use this philosophical difference of opinion to my advantage.

Will a girl fuck you if you tell her you've seen the light?

[HollowGrave]

It depends on the religion the girl goes by.

[Warrickneff]

No.

If you plan on convincing a christian to have sex with you, you have to be able to convince them that you will eventually get married so it doesn't matter.

If you 'see the light' she'll assume that you want to live the same celibate lifestyle.

[simon]

I'm Christian and I've banged my girlfriend.

[Lucy]

Not unless she's stupid.

[BillyTh3Kid]

Your only 16 kid.

[UnknownOne]

Just make sure you get married and never become divorced or have any big fights, and she's yours till death splits you apart.

I'm against Christianity as well, but ironically religion is important for extremely many people of the world - oh well, how can someone who believes in logic believe in the unlogical being of a deity like God? Even so, I'm cool with religion.

[tally1989]

At 10/5/09 10:22 AM, PenisClown wrote: Will a girl fuck you if you tell her you've seen the light?

Haha, i doubt it. Try asking her?

[Gore-Hound]

"You've seen the light???...take off your pants right meow!!"

[PenisClown]

At 10/5/09 10:29 AM, BillyTh3Kid wrote: Your only 16 kid.

Old enough to legally fuck, and old enough to know my grammar.

This isn't a serious issue guys, the sole purpose of this thread is to poke fun at christianity and underrage sex. Like every other thread.

Since you guys all suck, I'll start it for you:

[ZOMGALIENS]

At 10/5/09 10:34 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 10/5/09 10:29 AM, BillyTh3Kid wrote:

Since you guys all suck, I'll start it for you:

Lol at that

[Chymeraxe]

Making fun of religion is hip and cool, and makes everyone like you.

[PenisClown]

At 10/5/09 10:43 AM, Chymeraxe wrote: Making fun of religion is hip and cool, and makes everyone like you.

After Adam gave Eve a good hard fucking, she went and douched herself in the ocean.

And now all the fish smell like cunt.

[hdxmike]

Not every christian is a fucking extremist geez
Some just are christians because they were pressured by family or something
by best friends dad is roman cathilic and his mum is muslim and they get along fine

[Chimp-eat-me]

As a serious ( as I'll ever get ) note -

The religious outlook on life I see that can benefit me from understanding is people's general state of mind can be split up with the Yin and Yang persuasion ( to just make it simple for me x^D )

There 2 halves, good and bad.

The mind set of God would be the good half and the Devil would be the bad.
People dip in between the 2 experimenting if unguided.

Anyone can form morals on their own when giving it enough thought and clear reasoning.
Most don't seem to ..
That's why those who can, teach.

I don't believe in a God or Devil as I think them as characters in moral stories

scuse my grammer or sense making ( wish you could edit these for a short time )

[Obvious-M]

You sound like a massive incensitive prick.

[Asalraalaikum]

At 10/5/09 10:22 AM, PenisClown wrote: Will a girl fuck you if you tell her you've seen the light?

This made me lol hard, and yes.

[OMGhaxedlol]

dude no! dont even try that one, you get dumped on the spot... just have an intelligent conversation and you get laid faster than trying to get into their pants...

[sillyfaceguy]

you should definately try it. i think you have a good chance of getting some poon if she thinks you've been in contact with JC.

[porkybacon]

SHE WON'T FUCK YOU, PERIOD. Us christians don't do premarital sex.

[H-K-S]

most Christians would wear a cross or some shit, have sex and take you to their parents. normal shit.

[rumerio]

At 10/5/09 10:29 AM, BillyTh3Kid wrote:

This isn't a serious issue guys, the sole purpose of this thread is to poke fun at christianity and underrage sex. Like every other thread.

Since you guys all suck, I'll start it for you:

so your trying to say that it doesnt make sense??? but...but...

[simon]

At 10/5/09 12:25 PM, porkybacon wrote: SHE WON'T FUCK YOU, PERIOD. Us christians don't do premarital sex.

You Christians are stupid then, there are boundaries of course to things not to do in terms of religion, but to not have sex even when you are in love with someone and being with them for a large period of time is just stupid. I like Christians like myself and others, who believe, but can still have a good time while doing so, it's not that hard to do.

There is not one Christian in the world (apart from higher ups) who don't go behind what the bible and religion tells you to do. It's just stupid. To the OP; listen to what I'm saying and explain the same thing to her, she will understand.

[Chimp-eat-me]

Depends if she's a bible basher or slightly religious

[Ksmittlez]

A bit off topic but maybe you'd have a better chance of getting laid if you didn't refer to yourself as "Penis Clown".

Just saying.

[zee666]

Wow, I actually think this smart Christian (and a few do exist) will bang you if you tell her that, you a smart man.

Actually wait, no, this is the internet, YOU HAVE NO GIRL FRIEND! PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN! YOU SHOULD HAVE GRABBED HER COCK!

phew

[ratchet103]

At 10/5/09 10:34 AM, PenisClown wrote: Since you guys all suck, I'll start it for you:

may i continue?

16 counts as underaged secks? then i know many people having underaged sex... nothing unusual in austria...

[quagmire690]

lol ... you got some real dry balls asking a heavy cristian that kind of stuff... but aeee... go for it... see what happens

[CardboardBox]

It's just a religion, if you love her, and she truly loves you she would forget about you not being a christian.

[Bendt]

As long as you love her.

As long as you love her..