Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

She's not ugly. She's just frowning and rolling her eyes in the back of her head. I'd tap that fo sho.

Back in those times I might have given them a second look, but now. . . . . . no

Well, frankly, I don't want to submit something to Newgrounds, because my grandparents come here to look at my stuff, and I dread what they'd think on seeing the homepage.

At 10/5/09 10:41 AM, PenisClown wrote: She's not ugly. She's just frowning and rolling her eyes in the back of her head. I'd tap that fo sho.

Mostly the nose...

I still can't see the ugly.

What is wrong with me? :S

At 10/5/09 10:36 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 10/5/09 09:43 AM, HahaISuckMoreThanYou wrote: That's it! I quit newgrounds. What's next harry potter porn?

I'm sure it exists...

There is porn based on everything! And I do mean everything. Nothing is sacred.

People are sick in the head...

I have the solution for those that think the female elf is too ugly to fuck.

BEHOLD. THE BAG.

At 10/5/09 12:03 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: I have the solution for those that think the female elf is too ugly to fuck.

BEHOLD. THE BAG.

Works with me.

If they drew them so they weren't ugly the nerds would not have enough confidence to play the game.

We have achieved win. In General.

No easy feat.

At 10/5/09 12:05 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: If they drew them so they weren't ugly the nerds would not have enough confidence to play the game.

I thought they had to make it really hot so the ugly nerds can make everyone believe they're a hot female in real life!

At 10/5/09 09:20 AM, Protosscat123 wrote:

At 10/5/09 08:55 AM, shabbo wrote:

At 10/5/09 08:51 AM, simon wrote: Yeah, they don't compare to World of Warcraft elf advertisements.

I knew we needed more Night Elfs.

Night elves are actually hawt..

Well, the RTS elves, anyway.

Yes as I stated they are quite hawt.

And whats RTS exactly?
Real Time Strategy?

At 10/5/09 08:15 AM, letiger wrote: look at her...WTF IS THAT!

Sort of ¬_¬ type thing.
Doesnt make me want to play more.

At 10/5/09 09:40 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

You asked for it...

Censored by the FBI sorry kids.

Meh good enough.

Where can I find an unscensored version?
Nah, im just kiddin.

I would tap the one on the right.

The one on the left is a boy though. Right?

At 10/5/09 04:51 PM, JaY11 wrote: The one on the left is a boy though. Right?

You'd imagine that would be obvious.

I have an idea for a role playing game.

Take a bunch of words that don't really exist

Orcs
Hidden
Runes
Elves
Werewolves
Knights
Gates
Lords
Kings

use words in conjunction with actual MADE up words that sound elvish

Andaron
Alagore
Kogoruhn
Falasmaryn
Hloramen
Adrastai
Deea Canayen
Draelond

Throw in some evil enemies and make it in to a sentence i.e

Knights of Hloramen
Rune Kings of Ancient Draelond
Gates of Amadaea
Swords of the Ancients

nerds rejoice. Shit that isn't real is so much more entertaining than getting a job and being a boring person

At 10/5/09 08:10 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: I'd fuck the one on the left.

He reminds of Link a scary amount.

At 10/5/09 04:34 PM, shabbo wrote: Meh good enough.

Where can I find an unscensored version?
Nah, im just kiddin.

Didn't someone post it just after?

NG makes alot of money of advertisements.

At 10/5/09 05:17 PM, simon wrote:

At 10/5/09 04:34 PM, shabbo wrote: Meh good enough.

Where can I find an unscensored version?
Nah, im just kiddin.

Didn't someone post it just after?

What!

At 10/5/09 05:28 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 10/5/09 05:17 PM, simon wrote:

At 10/5/09 04:34 PM, shabbo wrote: Meh good enough.

Where can I find an unscensored version?
Nah, im just kiddin.

Didn't someone post it just after?

What!

You know they did, but it was all a illusion. The thread was playing tricks on your eyes. Besides if you wanted porn go to the 'mature' section of the site and shutup.

BEHOLD. THE BAG.

WOAH if only this applied to real life as well..

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

At 10/5/09 05:31 PM, HollowGrave wrote:

What!

You know they did, but it was all a illusion. The thread was playing tricks on your eyes. Besides if you wanted porn go to the 'mature' section of the site and shutup.

FUUUUUU-

I'm fucking tired of this shit.

This thread has been done so many times it's making my head spin.

If only I were a mod...

I'm sure a paper bag would work just fine.

At 10/5/09 05:42 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: I'm fucking tired of this shit.

This thread has been done so many times it's making my head spin.

If only I were a mod...

I'm sure you'd be a bad one.

At 10/5/09 12:14 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
I thought they had to make it really hot so the ugly nerds can make everyone believe they're a hot female in real life!

Now you've ruined hot women for me.

At 10/5/09 08:10 AM, HollowGrave wrote: Lol. What's with the WoW link?

Because fat nerds subscribe to it, like OP said.

I don't see why they would have a woman in tight clothing but no body whatsoever...