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Sinitech

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Posted at: 10/4/09 11:50 PM

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I'd probably just ignore her, or wouldn't recognize her.


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Crashman

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Posted at: 10/4/09 11:52 PM

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I would take her home and make her biscuits and gravy.

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blakemo

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Posted at: 10/4/09 11:54 PM

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Me: "Honestly, you're not as attractive as the male population makes you out to be."
Megan: "Well I've got millions of dollars"
Me: "...Well fuck"

Point: it doesn't matter what you do, YOU'RE NOTHING.

This following statement is true...
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OfficeMan

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:17 AM

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At 10/4/09 10:28 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: I'd drag my balls through a thousand miles of broken glass to suck the dick of the man who fucked you last.

You win

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Lagatag

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:21 AM

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OH HAI, WUTS WRONG WIT UR THUMBS LOL...

can I suck on it?

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BUTANE

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:26 AM

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id just be like "sup bitch"

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Crashman

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At 10/5/09 12:26 AM, BUTANE wrote: id just be like "sup bitch"

And she would reply, "sup fag?"

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Gian

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:30 AM

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Megan fox said Hi to ma okay?

This body holding me reminds me pain is an illusion.
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michelinman

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Rottenberry

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I think I'd do what most people on this forum would do. Get a boner, shit my pants, and run away crying as I cut through the crowd like a torpedo using my massive erection.

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Gian

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:36 AM

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At 10/5/09 12:34 AM, Rottenberry wrote: I think I'd do what most people on this forum would do. Get a boner, shit my pants, and run away crying as I cut through the crowd like a torpedo using my massive erection.

Holy shit I laughed so hard man.

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DeIirium

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Posted at: 10/5/09 12:37 AM

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I'd tell her that i'm a famous movie director and looking for a female lead to my new movie. Then she would sleep with me. Then i would tell her that she sucks.

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AnonymousAlchemist

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Posted at: 10/5/09 01:08 AM

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

OR

Want to see what I wrote for you on my penis, just for this occasion?


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igott

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Posted at: 10/5/09 01:14 AM

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I wouldn't mind, I'd just continue on my way. Then I'll extract the upskirt shots form my shoe-camera and sell it to you morons.

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someone-else

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Posted at: 10/5/09 03:10 AM

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I'd probably walk past her, only to ask myself "Wait, was that Megan Fox?" after she's gone.

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Posted at: 10/5/09 05:12 AM

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A celebrity and a prostitute are one in the same, you just wear fancier clothes.

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Frank-The-Hedgehog

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Posted at: 10/5/09 05:28 AM

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You're way overrated.

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MattTheParanoidKat

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HollowGrave

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At 10/5/09 05:35 AM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote: Honestly, this is what you faggots would actually do.

Lmfao. That's just sad...

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Mich

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Posted at: 10/5/09 06:38 AM

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I would walk past her and think she looked familiar. And that's about it.

ALSO OP, REFER TO MY SIG >:(

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Posted at: 10/5/09 06:40 AM

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I dont give two shits and walk by

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SuspiciousPenguin

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Posted at: 10/5/09 06:40 AM

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Lick her face

All your face are belong to us.
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Shnam

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Posted at: 10/5/09 06:43 AM

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"I jack off to you every night"

Thnx for the sig KalebKore
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camobch0

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Posted at: 10/5/09 06:49 AM

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"Stop greasing your forehead, it's shiny enough.'

How about we all just shut the fuck up?

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wreckages

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Posted at: 10/5/09 06:52 AM

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i'd giggle with glee and give her an awkward hello


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tommo5652

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root her until she turns into a good actor

with my dick anything is possible

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DOCoSPADEo

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Posted at: 10/5/09 06:54 AM

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Hey, I saw you in the transformers movies. You're hot.

What else can I say?

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Asalraalaikum

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Posted at: 10/5/09 07:31 AM

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At 10/4/09 10:34 PM, FBIpolux wrote: I'd grab her dick.

Great idea, I would do the same!

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Go fuck yourself :D
Don't go here, I'm warning you.

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Hiphopopotamus

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Posted at: 10/5/09 07:46 AM

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How many times do you need to blow Michael Bay to appear in one of his movies?

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Ryuzaki1

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Posted at: 10/5/09 07:51 AM

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She looks like Russel Brand.

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