Pranks to pull on asshole teachers

[CafeJava]

so the other day this teacher took my phone away while I was talking to someone
keep in ind the whole time, I was talking to my friend from camp who was molested by a 60 year old man
true story
So he takes it from me, I explain to him what happened with my friend and that I was sorry my mind wasn't on the school rules
he doesn't give a shit, he even tried to shut me up while telling him the story
so what happens? He tries to get me suspended for a week for "disrespecting him"
It's not the me being suspended thing that pisses me off, but it's the fact he was so unsympathetic to my friend
nobody else was with us when he took the phone away, the hallway was empty
He told me because I "disrespected him" I needed to be punished
Total abuse of power
so what prank can I pull on him?
What can I do to him that's a giant anonymous FUCK YOU to him?
oh yeah just throwing this out there, he flirts with the freshman girls and cleverly finds ways to feel them up

[BlassD]

At 10/4/09 06:38 PM, CafeJava wrote:

so what prank can I pull on him?
What can I do to him that's a giant anonymous FUCK YOU to him?
oh yeah just throwing this out there, he flirts with the freshman girls and cleverly finds ways to feel them up

Put a tack on his chair.You could have someone else do it and skip school that day so he has no idea it was you.

[GiantDouche]

God you're an idiot on so many levels.

[DumbassDude]

Couldn't you have spoken to your grand-daddy dump infested friend out of school?
You sound like a little shit.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

Plant a few pipe bombs in his house, and blow it up when he is about to enter it, that'd show him.

[DumbassDude]

Also, anyone who can't defend themselves against a 60 year old sexual predator is fucking hopeless.

[powerfuldude]

Get pictures of him feeling up and flirting with the girls and get them to tell the principal and show him the pictures and the news will be all over that and he won't ever get work again.

[SloppyMoe606]

You're a moron. CELL PHONES AREN'T ALLOWED IN SCHOOL. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! You can do whatever needs to be done when you get home, not where you're suppose to be learning.

[Fantast3cles]

At 10/4/09 06:51 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: You're a moron. CELL PHONES AREN'T ALLOWED IN SCHOOL. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! You can do whatever needs to be done when you get home, not where you're suppose to be learning.

at my school you can use cellphones

[N-Fighter]

You are an idiot.

[OddlyPoetic]

At 10/4/09 07:31 PM, Fantast3cles wrote:

At 10/4/09 06:51 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: You're a moron. CELL PHONES AREN'T ALLOWED IN SCHOOL. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! You can do whatever needs to be done when you get home, not where you're suppose to be learning.

at my school you can use cellphones

Your school must suck then.

Speaking of Phones. Buy one of those plastic cellphones filled with candy. Pretend to text with it during class, get caught on purpose. More of a mind fuck really, but the look on the face of the teacher would be worth it.

[Leo3oproductions]

At 10/4/09 06:41 PM, BlassD wrote:

At 10/4/09 06:38 PM, CafeJava wrote:

Put a tack on his chair.You could have someone else do it and skip school that day so he has no idea it was you.

a tack?no,what you have to do is bring a brownie into his class.put whatever the hell you want in it,to choco lax,to cum.Pretend (important) to eat it.he will then take it away in an instant...it seems that teachers have a doppler radar to find and confiscate all edible anything.after he gives you the full screaming treatment he will return to work...and after class smile knowing that teachers don't like to waste

[gamekillereater]

I usually get them all pissed over by consistently being late, and getting a little paper which says it's authorised.
Well, I used to, before they noticed I had been getting a suspicious amount of flat tires lately, but now in college they don't give a fuck whether you're late or not, only the teacher nags about it, with no consequences whatsoever.

[Ass-Crumb]

How about you just don't prank your teacher.

Understandably, from his perspective no matter what excuse you have for talking on the phone it's still an excuse.

That, and you'll probably get in trouble because you're a total fucking idiot.

[Lemontexas]

At 10/4/09 08:02 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote:

At 10/4/09 06:41 PM, BlassD wrote:

At 10/4/09 06:38 PM, CafeJava wrote:

Put a tack on his chair.You could have someone else do it and skip school that day so he has no idea it was you.

a tack?no,what you have to do is bring a brownie into his class.put whatever the hell you want in it,to choco lax,to cum.Pretend (important) to eat it.he will then take it away in an instant...it seems that teachers have a doppler radar to find and confiscate all edible anything.after he gives you the full screaming treatment he will return to work...and after class smile knowing that teachers don't like to waste

That my friend is brilliant and even though I believe the kid shouldn't have been on his phone during class he should totally do that

[estrago1]

Kick him in the fucking teeth. Then tell him to go fuck himself. Don't hide behind pranks. Go up to the teacher, tell him to go jerk off his cat, then kick him in the nuts. It might get you suspended, but you won't catch shit from teachers or students anymore.

[sontuk]

Oh just stab him when he's not looking

[OddlyPoetic]

At 10/4/09 08:28 PM, estrago1 wrote: Kick him in the fucking teeth. Then tell him to go fuck himself. Don't hide behind pranks. Go up to the teacher, tell him to go jerk off his cat, then kick him in the nuts. It might get you suspended, but you won't catch shit from teachers or students anymore.

Yeah but you'll be catching shit from magistrates because that'll get you arrested.

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

Suck it up, and realize you need to fallow the rules to, what happened to your friend doesn't give you permission to break the rules, and disrespect your teachers authority.

[Jinx-Studios]

Grab his cock.

ooooohhhhhhh!

[CafeJava]

well Ill just leave this be then
everyone will forget about it anyway
wont matter in like 2 months
the guy will end up saying the wrong thing to the wrong person anyway

[PropaneMassacre]

You can pull Cereal and slash his tires, lmao.

[mikel33405]

At 10/4/09 06:38 PM, CafeJava wrote: Total abuse of power
so what prank can I pull on him?

This goes beyond the relm of prank, if it were me I would go all out hate-crime on his ass. Heres what I'd do:

1. Shit on a paper plate
2. Fling at his house
3. Repeat until desired affect is achieved, or you run out of shit

[Rabid-Echidna]

Invite him on a camping trip and molest him. When he tries to call for help, take his phone away.

[Sizzlebuzz]

This is by far the most retarded thread I have ever read. First off, you're in school. Do your work and talk to all your molested friends during lunch period or when school is over.

I totally agree with the teacher in this matter. You show respect, you get respect. I've never had a problem with a teacher, except when I was in grade school and printing out porn and selling it to others.

[Awesome252]

ummmmm, just a random picbelow me nothin else, got nuthin to do with the topic, just a picture of a school cafeteria

[explodingbunnies]

bring superglue to school that day, and get to class before he does, and put the glue on his keyboard and watch as hilarity ensues.