Forum Topic: an excuse for smoking

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If you got caught smoking by someone who won't allow you to smoke but you can away with it if you come up with a great excuse, what's your excuse?

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there are no positives to smoking, the person that wouldn't want you to smoke would knife your dick off no questions asked. go back to your crayola colored pencil girlfriend, boy.

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At 10/4/09 05:45 PM, Peacekid wrote: there are no positives to smoking, the person that wouldn't want you to smoke would knife your dick off no questions asked. go back to your crayola colored pencil girlfriend, boy.

It's a question, not real life.

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At 10/4/09 05:44 PM, Chat-man wrote: If you got caught smoking by someone who won't allow you to smoke but you can away with it if you come up with a great excuse, what's your excuse?

I'm too happy a person to smoke, but the lamest excuse I've ever heard for smoking was because it helped the person take his mind off the "government conspiracies controlling all you sheeple".

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Say it's symbolic for a penis because you're coming out. They'll be more alarmed that you're gay than if you're smoking.


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At 10/4/09 05:48 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 10/4/09 05:44 PM, Chat-man wrote: If you got caught smoking by someone who won't allow you to smoke but you can away with it if you come up with a great excuse, what's your excuse?
I'm too happy a person to smoke, but the lamest excuse I've ever heard for smoking was because it helped the person take his mind off the "government conspiracies controlling all you sheeple".

It's a question, I'm not saying that you've ever done it but IF you were in that situation what is your excuse!? (man you people aren't bright)

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Posted at: 10/4/09 05:51 PM

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Why would I even need an excuse? I'd just be honest and tell them that I'm smoking, no need to play games or avoid it.

I AM SO GODDAM GAY

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these are my reportcard papers. i just dont want my mom to see em so im burning them.

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