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At 10/4/09 04:37 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: I will drown myself once we elect a gay president

I know you're a stereotypical redneck and all but you don't have to be a bigot when it's completely uncalled for in the topic. Besides we all know you love getting pounded by a large black guy.

laxative overdose.

I would O.D. on maryjane

At 10/4/09 04:42 PM, therealanimator wrote: laxative overdose.

This is the only one I laughed at.

By getting a job I hate which will slowly drain my soul from the inside.

Well, I guess I'll be getting a job back at Pizza Hut, like on my work experience.

At 10/4/09 04:40 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/4/09 04:37 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: I will drown myself once we elect a gay president

I know you're a stereotypical redneck and all but you don't have to be a bigot when it's completely uncalled for in the topic. Besides we all know you love getting pounded by a large black guy.

That's impossible, im not going to prison unlike you.

From exhaustion with my girlfriend.

At 10/4/09 04:49 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 10/4/09 04:40 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/4/09 04:37 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: I will drown myself once we elect a gay president

I know you're a stereotypical redneck and all but you don't have to be a bigot when it's completely uncalled for in the topic. Besides we all know you love getting pounded by a large black guy.

That's impossible, im not going to prison unlike you.

It's not rape because your mom consented to my cock being rammed in and out of her vagina. You'll learn when you grow up, son.

The birds and the bees and all that jazz.

Go to the top of a high building, tie a thin, sharp wire around my neck, glue my hands to my head and jump of the roof. Makes it look like I rippef my head off

At 10/4/09 04:52 PM, GiantDouche wrote: It's not rape because your mom consented to my cock being rammed in and out of her vagina. You'll learn when you grow up, son.

The birds and the bees and all that jazz.

oh im not talkin about that. I'm talkin about you raping your neighbors daughter

Have a friend shoot me off a building so everyone can see my mangled and broken body.

Probably using 3 whole bottles of tylenol at once.

I think slicing my own head off would be pretty cool.

At 10/4/09 04:53 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 10/4/09 04:52 PM, GiantDouche wrote: It's not rape because your mom consented to my cock being rammed in and out of her vagina. You'll learn when you grow up, son.

The birds and the bees and all that jazz.

oh im not talkin about that. I'm talkin about you raping your neighbors daughter

Hey a mouth is a mouth. Don't judge me man. She didn't tell me she was 4.

Drug fueled sex heart attack.

run around in an airport with a gasmask yelling allah! i would be shot so many times

At 10/4/09 05:00 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Hey a mouth is a mouth. Don't judge me man. She didn't tell me she was 4.

You sick man, i was talking about the 13 year old daughter. they're gonna give you the chair now.

Single bullet to the brain. Quick easy and very tasteful

high velocity hollow point round. to the back of the head pointed down at the spinal column... it will allow me to be seen in the casket, and still have dignity...

Eating my own testicules while jacking off to oprah Winfrey.

Awwww yeah.

I'll go watch twilight.

Gun to the head.

If I wanted to kill myself I would grab an AK-47, track down all of my enemies, try take them all down with me and probably get shot and killed in the process.

Okay, first off, I'm going to put on facepaint and take off all my clothes save for one loincloth, a bear pelt, and one large broadsword. Next, I snort as much cocaine as possible and listen to songs that will pump me up. I have a friend drop me off at a school, a mall, a place with a lot of people. Then, I just go one a berserker rampage. I will slay as many bystanders as possible before I am shot, killed, and sent to Valhalla. If I am not killed, I will plunge the sword down my own throat into my esophagus. Any questions?

kick myself in the face so hard my brain plops out through the back end

One thing I've had in mind is covering myself in pig entrails and doing a suicide bombing at the Kaaba. It's going to be a huge effort trying to smuggle all that pork into Mecca, but maybe I'll figure it out.

idk..wait..i got it n.n

rape someone you really hate..and they'd be like "go fuck/kill yourself!"
then pull the gun out of your pocket, adn shoot yourself

not so much for the sex part...but fucks them over pyscologically HUGE

Russian Roulette while listening to this.

Go out in a blaze of glory, fighting against the forces of evil right to the very end. And if the evil outside doesn't kill me first, I light myself on fire and jump off the Empire State building head first to rid the world of the evil within my own soul.

Launch my self in space