So I just got..

[camobch0]

just got a new girlfriend and I'm looking for a good place to take her to chill out after school and cross country practice tomorrow. Do you guys think a park would would do?

[Jamoke]

You cheap bastard. Take her to the mall or something. Buy her some pants. Chicks fucking love new pants.

[ForkStorm]

Sounds nice.

[Sidorio]

She's a man.

[ARGNAGRAM]

Er... you're a fourteen years old lesbian?

[PlaidRogue]

Lol parks r good for something scenic :] no need to buy her anything anyway...if she loves u she wont care :D

[therealanimator]

At 10/4/09 03:30 PM, Jamoke wrote: You cheap bastard. Take her to the mall or something. Buy her some pants. Chicks fucking love new pants.

don't forget shoes...chicks love shoes its their kryptonite..

[doberman7]

At 10/4/09 03:31 PM, therealanimator wrote:

At 10/4/09 03:30 PM, Jamoke wrote: You cheap bastard. Take her to the mall or something. Buy her some pants. Chicks fucking love new pants.

don't forget shoes...chicks love shoes its their kryptonite..

And don't forget the sex toys.

[SevenSeize]

At 10/4/09 03:30 PM, Jamoke wrote: You cheap bastard. Take her to the mall or something. Buy her some pants. Chicks fucking love new pants.

Fuck that, Then you end up in the "Does this make me look fat?" scenario, which NO guy ever gets right.... It's not that goddamn hard to say, " Wow, why is it that everything you put on looks so damn sexy?" instead of, "Yes, your ass looks huge" JUST LIE, IT WILL KEEP HER QUIET.

After cross country? Take her for a milk shake. Don't you youngsters still drink milkshakes?

[Rucklo]

At 10/4/09 03:30 PM, Jamoke wrote: You cheap bastard. Take her to the mall or something. Buy her some pants. Chicks fucking love new pants.

...and shoes, and tops and other stuff they can dress themselves in. so whatever you do, don't do what Jamoke says, 'cause it's contraproductive - assuming that you actually want her to remove her clothes... :p