Forum Topic: If you could shit chocolate...

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Pheonixxx

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Posted at: 10/4/09 01:41 PM

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Would you eat it?
I don't mean shit out choc. you ate earlier. I mean that your ass is a literal chocolate factory that produced fresh chocolate. Would you still eat it? Your ass is clean. Shit's not coming out of it...chocolate is.

Hell, I'd eat my own chocolate.

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Lizzardis

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Posted at: 10/4/09 01:42 PM

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At 10/4/09 01:41 PM, Pheonixxx wrote: Would you eat it?
Hell, I'd eat my own chocolate.

AHAHAHAHA. I probably would!

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Posted at: 10/4/09 01:43 PM

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id go see a doctor.

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OneGunn

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Posted at: 10/4/09 01:43 PM

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I would market it.

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HollowGrave

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Posted at: 10/4/09 01:44 PM

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If people could shit chocolate we would not be in a remission right now.

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InnerChild548

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Posted at: 10/4/09 01:46 PM

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I would sell it.

Expenses - 0

Profit - Unlimited

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ultima09

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Posted at: 10/4/09 01:53 PM

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I'd sell it.

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Chasin1

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Posted at: 10/4/09 01:54 PM

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I would just flush it xD


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Magyar

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I'd make you eat my shit


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Obsessed117

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Posted at: 10/4/09 02:03 PM

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Hey guys, anyone want some brownies?

"sure"

*shits in a pan then puts it in the oven*

yum yum....


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Hoeloe

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At 10/4/09 01:46 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: I would sell it.

Expenses - 0

Profit - Unlimited

This.

I'd never eat my own ass-biscuits, but other people don't need to know where it came from...

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Otto

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Posted at: 10/4/09 02:10 PM

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Scat porn just got tasty, mmmm, reel in that fresh market.

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LeroyJ

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Posted at: 10/4/09 02:11 PM

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what are you talking about? i already shit chocolate! that is why i will never starve, but I have terrible diabeetus.

wait...
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slingshot14

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Posted at: 10/4/09 02:13 PM

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Well I'm on a diet so I'd just give it to homeless or starving people.


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Psychopathic-Mind

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Posted at: 10/4/09 02:15 PM

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I would probably not eat it...

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therealanimator

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Posted at: 10/4/09 03:19 PM

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i would sell it those little suckers don't know they are eating my shit ahahaha

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HollowGrave

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Posted at: 10/4/09 03:21 PM

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If we could shit chocolate we could solve all of the world's problems.....

Well....maybe not AIDs and STDs....

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armorwarrior

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Posted at: 10/4/09 03:22 PM

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Is it melted chocolate? If so then I'd have to solidify it first, no way I'm eating diarrhea chocolate.

But if I shit chocolate bricks, then I'd eat some, but sell the rest.

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StrangelyMauled

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Posted at: 10/4/09 03:24 PM

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I would sell it for sure. Unlimited supply too so its not like you'll run out.

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Xinimater

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Posted at: 10/4/09 03:27 PM

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Hmm...let me think...

FUCKING GOD NO!

Although I would sell it to some low-life for $50 bucks. ^.^


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Cybersief

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Posted at: 10/4/09 03:29 PM

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I'd sell it and make a profit. But is it like liquid chocolate syrup or solid bars of Hershey's? Those rectangles would hurt like a motherfucker coming out.


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AdDeOWN

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Posted at: 10/4/09 03:32 PM

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I would make my own brand called..~ Ass-Chocolate! Fresh outa'ass.

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camobch0

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Posted at: 10/4/09 03:32 PM

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I'd eat some then see the psychologist who will ask me why I dumped a pile of shit on his desk.

How about we all just shut the fuck up?

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lawlmaster

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i would pass.


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