I was walking to a deli one time

[Idiot-Finder]

One morning when I was walking to the deli to buy a newspaper, some dude came and tried to kick me. I didn't know what was his problem so i tried to ignore it, but moments later he tries to kick me again.

I asked him "Anything wrong?"

He said "Sorry, I had a restless leg syndrome"

I didn't believe him because I doubt the syndrome is like that so I said "Just try to be careful"

"Okay"

As I enter the deli he went and kicked me again, the deli owner saw it and had the guy thrown out without warning. Anyway I bought the newspaper and everything's fine except one thing, I saw that guy from across the street and he seemed a bit too active. Anyway is restless leg syndrome like that? Or is he just faking it so he can get away with kicking someone?

But I doubt it's the syndrome but what do you think?

He spinned his leg like in meatspin...

[sldghmmr]

He's faking it RLS is not real anyway

[Ptcfast]

At 10/3/09 11:22 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

He spinned his leg like in meatspin...

The mental image you gave me has satisfied my laughter for the month :)

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Restless leg syndrome.

https://www.google.com/health/ref/Restle ss+leg+syndrome

http://www.rls.org/Page.aspx?pid=477

He just wanted to kick you. lol

[Idiot-Finder]

At 10/3/09 11:23 PM, sldghmmr wrote: He's faking it RLS is not real anyway

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restless_le gs_syndrome

[armorwarrior]

Umm since he was walking, not lying down, he was just kicking you.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 10/3/09 11:27 PM, armorwarrior wrote: Umm since he was walking, not lying down, he was just kicking you.

I suspected it as well, just hope I won't run into him again.

[armorwarrior]

At 10/3/09 11:29 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/3/09 11:27 PM, armorwarrior wrote: Umm since he was walking, not lying down, he was just kicking you.

I suspected it as well, just hope I won't run into him again.

If you do, punch him in the eye and say that you have Cerebral Palsy.

[zimzap]

RLS is most definitely real and can be extremely painful for short periods of time; however, you do not try and kick your leg to relieve the pain. In reality, you either just move your legs around a little bit or the best of all is to massage them intensely.

Bottom line: The guy was trying to kick you.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 10/3/09 11:30 PM, armorwarrior wrote:

At 10/3/09 11:29 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/3/09 11:27 PM, armorwarrior wrote: Umm since he was walking, not lying down, he was just kicking you.

I suspected it as well, just hope I won't run into him again.

If you do, punch him in the eye and say that you have Cerebral Palsy.

I might, just hope I won't get in trouble for that. People are just messed up nowadays.

[armorwarrior]

At 10/3/09 11:31 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/3/09 11:30 PM, armorwarrior wrote:

At 10/3/09 11:29 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/3/09 11:27 PM, armorwarrior wrote: Umm since he was walking, not lying down, he was just kicking you.

I suspected it as well, just hope I won't run into him again.

If you do, punch him in the eye and say that you have Cerebral Palsy.

I might, just hope I won't get in trouble for that. People are just messed up nowadays.

I think it'd be worth it, you should work on doing the voice thing too, just act like Josh Blue and nobody would think you were lying and just wanted to punch the mother fucker in the eye.

[knightsofthecircle]

Unless he got shot in the spine causing him to do that involuntary, I'm pretty sure he was just fucking ya.

[tweekee]

Probably faking it. I have never seen anyone with taht syndrome, and I don't think it makes you kick someone 3 fucking times.

[GeneralAC]

Noone should believe this story, idiot-finder wrote it. He is a brilliant writer, HE PLANNED THIS!

[Idiot-Finder]

At 10/3/09 11:50 PM, tweekee wrote: Probably faking it. I have never seen anyone with taht syndrome, and I don't think it makes you kick someone 3 fucking times.

Same thought exactly.

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

He's faking, all restless leg syndrome is, is when you try to sleep, you can't make your legs relax because you want to walk, run, or move your legs.

You don't loose control of them.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 10/4/09 01:25 AM, GeneralAC wrote: Noone should believe this story, idiot-finder wrote it. He is a brilliant writer, HE PLANNED THIS!

Why would I plan someone to kick me three times for no reason?

[MoriChax]

He must have tourettes of the legs.