Imagine there is a God

[FUNKbrs]

Imagine there is a God
It's easy if you try
A pure God of Hatred
Who created you to die

Imagine all the people...
dying off like fleas
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

You may call me a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day, you'll join them
And the dead will be as one.

rot in hell, John Lennon

But seriously, doesn't it make more sense that there IS a God, but He just really, REALLY hates us, and enjoys watching us suffer? That all hope, all children, all "love" is merely a cruel trick by a perverse God of Hatred to make our sudden and inevitable demise all the more pleasurable?

As humans, look at the worlds we make in games; endlessly populated by beings whose only purpose is to die with an interesting "SPLAT!" noise and a spray of blood. Is that not how THIS world is, where each one of us has some sort of twisted, painful end in store? Does God hide his true face from us, just so that our suffering is that much worse in a Godless reality?

[Crink]

Does this make crink virtual to an extent?

[poxpower]

At 10/3/09 07:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

But seriously, doesn't it make more sense that there IS a God, but He just really, REALLY hates us, and enjoys watching us suffer?

More sense than what?

[Minion777]

deep

[Bendt]

Last time I made a thread like this I got banned.

But yeah,
he hates us. Let all the pretty ladies die.
And nail them in his giant bet of clouds.

Man I wish I was god.
I would smoke weed all day.

All day.

[TheSilverGuitar]

If there is a god, then he/she/schli/it's definitely a sadist, yes.
That, or it's like that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Dewey talks about anthills and shovels and lighter fluid

[Im-A-Pirate]

At 10/3/09 07:50 PM, Minion777 wrote: deep

Like a vagina..

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/3/09 07:49 PM, poxpower wrote:

More sense than what?

Than the idea that we were all created by the POWAR OF RANDOM!!!

And if there WAS a "power of random" it would probably want us dead too.

[LBRocker]

FUNK for world overlord 2012.

[CashClock]

At 10/3/09 07:51 PM, Bendt wrote: Last time I made a thread like this I got banned.

This is why I hate it when mods make threads that normal User's would get either banned or have it locked/deleted.

But anyway, it's either that or he's dead/abandoned us. (But then again Humanity is such a failure, can you blame him for leaving?)

[poxpower]

At 10/3/09 07:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Than the idea that we were all created by the POWAR OF RANDOM!!!

No, that actually makes more sense.

Why would a loving god allow evil? TO MAKE HAPPINESS BETTER BY COMPARISON!
Why would a hateful god allow good? TO MAKE PAIN WORSE BY COMPARISON!

How strange that both opposite outcomes have the same explanation for not making sense.

[Lagamuffin]

There is a god!
ALL HAIL YIVO.

[positively-negative]

Well, I think it would be more to do with the fact that God realised he seriously fucked things up when he created humans, so now he's trying his damnest to fix that mistake through trying to destroy us.

Also, John Lennon deserves to rot in hell, whilst he keeps a space free for Paul McCartney.

[therealanimator]

funk could rule the world with an iron fist.

[Purplefunk]

What's with you lurking the BBS hard today?

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/3/09 07:57 PM, poxpower wrote: No, that actually makes more sense.

Hey, I like spaghetti as much as the next man, but it's not exactly a functional belief system now is it?

Why would a loving god allow evil? TO MAKE HAPPINESS BETTER BY COMPARISON!
Why would a hateful god allow good? TO MAKE PAIN WORSE BY COMPARISON!

How strange that both opposite outcomes have the same explanation for not making sense.

But God DOES kill off EVERYONE. Only the "loving" explanation doesn't make sense. In order for God to love us, there has to be a heaven. In order for God to hate us, the world has to be pretty much like it is now.

[poxpower]

At 10/3/09 08:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

But God DOES kill off EVERYONE. Only the "loving" explanation doesn't make sense. In order for God to love us, there has to be a heaven. In order for God to hate us, the world has to be pretty much like it is now.

Judging by the world, I'd say he doesn't give the least bit of a fuck about humans.
Who do you do to things you hate? You leave them be until they die of natural causes that could have been mostly avoided if they lived better? Yeah that's diabolical!
MWAHAHA I'LL MAKE IT SO YOU DIE OF HEART DISEASE AT 55 IF YOU EAT 1 POUND OF BACON EVERY DAY MWAHAHA.

MWAHAHA I WILL USE MY MIGHTY POWERS TO MAKE A UNIVERSE SO VAST THAT IS SPANS 30 BILLION LIGHTYEARS IN ALL DIRECTIONS AND ON ONE TINY PLANET AT RANDOM I WILL START EVOLUTION SO ONE DAY PEOPLE WILL BREAK UP AND FEEL BAD MWAHAHAH

Wait, I have it! I WILL BE SO BADASS THAT I'LL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR LIFE TO EXIST IN 99.999999999% OF PLACES! TAKE THAT, NON-EXISTING ENTITIES!

If that's your vision of a hateful God, you seriously suck at hating. I can hate better than you in my sleep.

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/3/09 08:16 PM, poxpower wrote:
If that's your vision of a hateful God, you seriously suck at hating. I can hate better than you in my sleep.

That sounds like a challenge.

A HATE challenge.

No one suffers more than someone who's never suffered before.

hey look, internal rhyme scheme! YAY!!!

[puddinN64]

What if there were two gods?

[quagmire690]

the god of hate
he looms at the doors of hell
tourure my soul
drag me to hell.
my love is lost and hate consumed mt now
darkness and discust consume my soul
games of the heart i played with glee
but now its torture apon my plees
i write my story on the world of tommorow
for today i break
tommorow i destroy my sorrows
but today will not come because my soul is not there
torture and sorrow more than i can swallow
the god of hate he lerks in my mind
set me loose he has
to wander the world amiss
i believe in no god because one holds me tight
the god of hate
the god of death
i am his plight.
...
how that for describing the god of hate and death

[Hydecka]

Just remember, God is not always good. He's never WRONG but he's not always good.

[Conspiracy3]

If there is a god then where did it come from?

[micky315]

as humans we are powerless and stupid.

we'll die off before we get the slightest glimps at what created everything.

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/3/09 08:44 PM, quagmire690 wrote:

...
how that for describing the god of hate and death

Fucking terrible.
You don't even know what half those words mean.

[MickTheChampion]

The US government ordered the murder of John Lennon. Fact.

[iateamexican]

What if there is no God, but was, and then the Devil like

snuck up on him

or something
and
stabbed him

in the leg.
And he died.
And the Devil is the one being a dick because he killed God.

?

[knightsofthecircle]

You want to know the fucked up thing, Funk? In an alternate universe, there's a God that loves us so and there's a you who tries to destroy hate from the face of the universe.

[ifureadthisdie]

I HATE HATING

HA!....wait..

[Jinx-Studios]

I hate you FUNKbrs.

see what I did there?

[Toiletpaper]

At 10/3/09 09:49 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: I hate you FUNKbrs.

It's alright, he hates you back.